Bakkt fail

This is how I would like to picture it........

The first order on bakkt was a long who bought at $10,100ish and got liquidated because it dropped to $9,900. I can see this poor soul named james who has been waiting for two years to use bakkt in order to long his single bitcoin, that he paid for secretly with his daughter’s college fund, in hopes of securing his financial future and he is the only one in the world that is counting down and waiting and as soon as it goes live he clicks the button and bites his bottom lip in anticipation of the financial freedom to come. And as he’s sitting there watching his screen, one other single soul is sitting in his basement twirling his neck beard, is watching Xena warrior princess reruns, and happens to look down at one of his 3 monitors and sees the long order placed, and he leans forward and kinda squints at the screen and pushes his glasses up then clicks the button to sell one of his 740 Bitcoin at $9,900 and then lifts a leg to fart, pushes for a second (but nothing comes out) and then down sizes the window to check on his online roll playing game.

Mean while back in the suburbs, James sees his single bitcoin savings evaporate in a moment. He is so devastated that he can’t even cry, he just goes numb. He walks calmly to his daughter’s room and kisses her on the forehead, walks into his bedroom where his wife is just dozing off and begins to put on his coat and shoes. His wife asks “where are you going?” James replies “got to run by the office and check on some reports that are due in the morning.” His wife says “on a Sunday James? You work too hard to have to put in even more time working on those damn reports for that asshole boss of yours! Keep working hard James, I promise one day they will see what you have to offer and you will move out if that cubicle into an office of your own!” James chuckles and says “yeah, one day.” James then gets into his car and drives it off of a bridge.

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Incels rise up!

pure kino

Beautiful

corecucks on suicide watch

driving off of a bridge for 10k?
come on.

RIP James

>His name was Robert Paulson

Kek

Wait there is more....

James only had $75k in life insurance. The most ironic thing about the entire situation is that once that $75k check comes in James’ wife Carroll had some issues with her new laptop she bought and guess who answers the phone when she calls the IT hotline at 2 am. Carroll is obviously still grieving and very venerable,especially since she’s on her 4th glass of Pinot Grigio. Her and Curtis (the neck beard) talk for hours. Fast forward 2 years and Carroll is due in 3 weeks and Curtis is sitting in James’ old chair, watching Xena warrior princess reruns, he lifts up his leg to fart, pushes for a second, but again nothing comes out.

Fuccin Cukt