WEEKEND CAPTION THREAD

WEEKEND CAPTION THREAD

My Goals:
Gather Captioners, Cappers, practitioners of our tiny specialty, whatever they are called.
Go all weekend (or as much as our schedules allow.)
I and others create a shit-ton of captions

Cappers!
Post your panel and your rules, samples, whatever—anywhere in the thread whenever you show up.

Writers!
Dive in or post a sample for someone. Be clear about what you do and what you don't.

Requesters!
Bring your hottest girls, your attractive, of-age pics. No more of the sad draggy-ass shit that’s been in every cap thread for the last five years. Pay attention to what the writers will and will-not do, and be detailed with your requests!

GO! For as long as we can.

REMEMBER! NO one is ENTITLED to get their request done.

Easter/April Fools edition.

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PRIOR THREAD

"What is a weekend anyway? Edition.

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"What a great intro to the newest edition of the most creative thread on Jow Forums Let it sink in. You'll laugh. As for what I'll be doing, well, first there's a shit-ton of stuff from that last thread to cap, which I will start soon. Then I will look for requests to do and I'm not feeling so snarky anymore. I'll establish clear limits and stuff and only divert when I get inspired.
Some samples of past work.

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Amanda is a lesbian but has a secret fetish for big black cock and she is about to get her wish fulfillment after texting a stud to come over and fuck her while her roommates are out.

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That's for you. Amanda does not excite me.

Curious and shy but wanting to experiment?

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user, I was having trouble figuring this out. So I pose the visual question:

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I hope this user comes back. This is my version-the Texture fetish one.

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Sadly, I must sleep. I have tomorrow morning pretty free, so look for more.

And MOAR Requests, Please!

Other writers will be showing up (I hope)

Cosplay night with the girl next door

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Desperate milf housewife being a cheating escort?

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Freshly legal pussy thotting it up thinking they're superior because they're younger?

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whos this

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no thre would be a blast. Anykid u want

Threesome at the con

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why not?life is short.

Thanks man! She's a dancer, so i meant like she had fucked the people voting to win. If you'd be able to write that, I would be super grateful :D

3 was my choice too

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“You’ve been watching me for how long? Because of the cosplay? Because of me? That’s so sweet! Maybe only a little creepy, but part of what I do is to dress sexy. Do you think I’m sexy? Hmm…you don’t seem convinced. Give me a minute to throw something on. Ta-da! You like my sexy Asian schoolgirl look. Oh, I can see you do. Oops! Looks like I forgot the blue striped panties! So sad. I’m cold, user. Do you think you could help warm me up. Mmmm…I love your mouth on me. Did you like pulling me down, pulling up my skirt and pushing up my top? And it’s even hotter because I know you’ve been watching me! Yeah, I have tits like a big girl keep pressing and rubbing…Mmmm…this is just a simple costume bash. I wonder what you’d do if I put on one of my serious outfits on? Ohhh….give me your cock!”

So, like those commercials for the cougar dating websites Humiliate her or just let her talk about how hot she is as ex-jailbait?

she fucks me when she needs some omney, but she hates called a whore

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She was a true cockatrice. When her husband told her he wanted her to have sex with some men he'd picked, she dashed his hope. But he whined so much about 'cuck'this, and that she decided to join an escort service. It's a small city though, And everyone knows what she' doing, but her hubby. That makes him a true cuckold. Part of any marriage is helping your partner realize their dreams."

Loves playing hard to get, but is a slut

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And I still challenge Melinda to write the female side of this interaction.

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If you're able to do my one again, I can do bubbles and mild fakes in return

I will do yours up right, but I don't need any reacharound, You could just participate in the thread, tho it wouldn't do to get loaded up with fake requests here.

yeah, I did a bunch yesterday. cbf doing any right now, was just an offer. Thanks mate

These two are BFFS and they have just turned 18 first night out at the club make up a story of what happened

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I’m a snapchat captioner, pic related (example)

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Blonde college chick attempt to have sexual desire to satin dressed realtor for not msking her pay up her loans

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Brunette coworker nerd to make up to blonde boss niece/daughter from her poor performance

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Cute cosplay girl demand cock and pussy

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Blonde got a jackpot as she caress and lovetap spank the ass of superintendent business chick

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Office secretary cutie strip off before business meeting

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Seduction lunch break with Business boss

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Welcome to the party!

"Hey, your really supposed to ask before you...what's happening? S-sorry, sir. I did not mean to disrespect you."

"I didn't either. How may we serve you? Our room upstairs? Oh, you have a suite?

"You've had them move our stuff there? Why?

"We are his bunnygirls. What's wrong with you?

"Yes sir, the hotel assigns every suite two burrygirls to be whores. We know.."

"We will go, but suddenly, I cannot keep my hands off you."

"It's okay, I feel the same. I'll do a threesome with you anytime. You'll be so pleased with us, master!"

OR

“I like to hunt at cons. The girls have gotten hotter, the sex is more fun with the costumes, and better, if I convince them to play the role, and some of the guests have minds that are so…interesting to probe. I had been on the road for a while so when the two bunnygirls crossed my path I decided to have a snack. The pink bunny was a white chick and the black bunny was an Asian chick. Perfect. I told them to take me to their room and we left the lobby. In the elevator, I had them develop a serious sexual attraction between them and set them to making out right there. I would ‘convince’ the hotel to give me a suite later. This was fine but messy. Their cases and towels, and every other goddam thing were on the beds. I thought about putting them in maid costumes to clean, but just let the bunnies do it. Their smoldering lust for each other was building, and I had plans for that. I sat down on the couch, and gave them another command to be even more devoted to serving me. They were both kneeling before me, looking up at me ardently. I touched each young face softly, and asked them to blow me. It was amazing to see this guys work it out. Timing how much each got cock and how much time they spend kissing each other. I didn’t want to cum yet, though. I told them to take off the bodysuits, but leave the stockings, collars and ears on. Then we fell into bed, and I relaxed and let their natural hunger fueled by my suggestions, lead them. Soon, the white girl tore the crotch in her pantyhose and sat on my cock. I made out with the Asian girl before sending her to molest the one on top of me.

Then I switched and tried out the white girl as a kisser. She was wilder and far more exited with just that. When I got close and they had cum three or four times, they gathered at my cock and watched it shoot ropes of cum on their faces and ears. I gave them some pats and then sent them to clean up and change into maid costumes. They had to put their stuff away, hang costumes, and get the hot tub ready for tonight’s festivities. My snack had turned into something else.

Unfaithful cheating girlfriend

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another one if the first one doesn't do it for you.

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Was nervous before her first job interview, needed help relaxing. Also a way to practice the best way to impress the interviewer

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she asked for extra cream with her coffee

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Nice

Easter fun

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"Daddy, I really love take-your-daughter-to-work days. I loved getting up with your, getting dressed with you, tying your tie and giving you a deep-throating blowjob before we left. I loved how you made me bend over your desk and edged me the whole time with your hands while I begged for you to put your cock in me. So, more dictation, or are you finally going to make my work-dreams come true? Come on, Daddy. Let the whole office gang-bang me. You know you want to watch. Fuck me right now if "the answer is 'yes'" Oh, Daddy! Mmmmmmm..."

And that's it for a bit, from me. This shift starts early, but I have tomorrow off and no Easter bunny issues.

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sisters become my new pets, and if they behave i may even breed them. thanks caption people

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Anyone interested a private caption by email?

[email protected]

wow again .. thy so much

Bump

Melinda ver. Pls

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No offense... but these are not good.

Are they your sisters or just sister of each other?

"Well, I'm wondering why you asked me out? Lonely? Awww...I don't think you should be. You're cute and very entertaining. And I have been lonely too. I think you should add some cream to my coffee. Goodness, what is that? Oh don't mind my feet. I slipped my sandals off to check out that bulge in your pants. Oh, I didn't want you to misunderstand me and call the waitress over. You didn't did you? Do you like footplay? I'm into it a bit, mostly because I take good care of them--you know, moisturizing, cool nail colors, alla that. I'm mostly an oral sort of girl, though. I just love sucking cock. Am I being too forward? Good! Because I think we should get out of here. I told you, I want my extra cream."

Wanting more loads on her face and cock, asking if can get a few giys together for a bukkake

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Business realtor prepare her fancy lunch break after working 36 hours

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Hot secretary strips and dance to make up for her late attendances/papers

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"Running that Easter egg hunt was exhausting, but I think the kids all enjoyed it. And our new sub did a great job as the Easter Bunny. Who knew you could emote like that in a costume that thick? She's gonna change this house somehow. Anyway, I didn't ask you her just to chat. We have an assignment. Master has the camera's on and he wants to watch us strip each other out of our bunny costumes and just go crazy on each other. I know. I love his ideas. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Immie for First Night. Mmmmm....okay, let's get it on. Or off, actually. God, I have missed kissing you! Yeah? Mmmmm....let's keep doing it--oh! Aren't you sneaky undoing my suit. I'll pull your zipper down...Mmmmm....I'm actually getting so wet, thinking about licking you, making you squirm and making you cum. Mmmmm...yeah! Rub our tits together. Oh! I can be sneaky too. How does it feel to have me rub your pussy again? Do I get to punish you for leaving too? Could I edge you for a while? Sit on your face and grind you while I use my mouth and fingers to keep you close to cumming, closer, closer--and then stopping? I am senior now, aren't I Okay, get naked and lie down. You make such pretty noises when you cum and I want to hear them...they might make me cum, too..."

Cute coworker strips to show off her jerk boss after losing her paycheck

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Boss' both niece and girlfriend having fun while their boss having a meeting

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Boss wife meet the new secretary as deep in their thoughts they both desirely want to orgy in the office

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Cap this please

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We need

MOAR Requests
MOAR Writers
MOAR Cappers
MOAR hotness.

They don't look happy. Where is your detailed request?

Sorry I'm down for anything cuck or lesbian or cock shame. whatever you feel

I'm too tired now. So keep us up until tomorrow, my free day.

ID's aren't working anymore
I'm NOT OP

Sisters with each other

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I didn't see it was a cumfake until I had it in Pshop. Luckily, I pulled it out, so to speak.

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bumps hopefully

Cum all over her face.

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Can Leah desperately want to deepthroat big black cock in church?

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Christina getting dared at her parttime job to serve the next customer in the drive through topless

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doesn't she want some horse dick instead?

Sometimes she calls before, but most of the time she just shows up. I don't really know or care what her husband is up to. We don't usually talk about it, or anything, really. What usually happens is we grab each other, our mouths lock and our hands undress, and we fuck in the kitchen on the table, in the hall on the floor, and when finally naked, we roll into bed. She's the hottest girl I"ve ever had. Like some Earth--mother goddess with primal, animal urges. She tells me I'm the only man who can match her. Some day, I will make her my slave.

"Come here, hon. You're throwing off stress like a Catherine Wheel. Let me do my thing.... Your back is so clenched! It's just a job interview. Do your breathing exercises. Let me work....Mmm....that's it....relaxx, you've got this. You're amazing and they'll know it. Keep breathing--that reminds me,. How are you at breathing through your nose? Because your oral skills are likely to be tested too. You might have to blow one of the interviewers. Let's practice that......Yeah....that's it. Hand on the balls...very gentle.... look up at me.....yeah, take it deep. Mmmmmm...someone might grab your head and hold you....pulll you close...like this...Yeah....And if you have to give up your ass virginity to get Dental coverage, do it. "

"Ah, I have found you. I must have your cock and your friend's pussy immediately. Into this room! Now, strip and be ready, or I"ll take your head off with my swords. Get on the bed, boy. You, use your mouth and get him hard. Now I will sit on him and lay my swords on either side of his neck. If he pleases me, I won't use them. You, sit on his face and kiss me. I will allow you to kiss my body."

"Hey, I was just wondering if you could get some of your friends together for something. I've fantasizing about. It's bukkake. You know the Japanese thing where a bunch of guys just wank and cum on a girl. You just have to make sure they know it's just for the cumbath. They don't get to fuck me, even though I'll be naked. Could you get a few guys to do that?

"Come on! The place is empty at night. And they have to leave one door open. I was just thinking, what could be dirtier than Leah the skinny white chick taking a black cock and this is what I came up with. Leah taking black cock in a church. Come on, I'll let you do me on the altar."

Christina was on drive-thru that nigh and we had our wimpiest shift manager on. We were playing truth or dare. Christina was dared to help her next customer topless. She did it. But the next customer was 8 guys from the hood, and they pulled her out of the window,, into the car and she was never seen again.

Let them serve guys on a glory hole.

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can someone do her please

"No, not that cock. No way. Is that really as hard as it gets?

"Yeah no way. Did the steroids do that?

"You're tall, handsome and cut, but, uh, I could get better service from a pencil"

"You'd make a great pencil sharpener!

"I would. God, will you put that thing away. I feel like I want to use it to stir my coffee."

"Yeah just come over here and suck on our toes for a bit."

"Yeah, I had boots on all day. It should be yummy for a needle-dicked footfag like you."

"Very nice, girls. You're fitting in nicely here. I do like having sisters as subs. There are so many competitions I can get you involved in. One in particular I want to mention. I only want the finest spawn here. So you ladies will be competing to see who is the best candidate to be my breeding sow. We'll start now. Who gives the best blowjob. Let's find out."