CAPTION THREAD

My Goals:
Gather Captioners, Cappers, practitioners of our tiny specialty, whatever they are called.
Go all weekend (or as much as our schedules allow.)
I and others create a shit-ton of captions

Cappers!
Post your panel and your rules, samples, whatever—anywhere in the thread whenever you show up.

Writers!
Dive in or post a sample for someone. Be clear about what you do and what you don't.

Requesters!
Bring your hottest girls, your attractive, of-age pics. No more of the sad draggy-ass shit that’s been in every cap thread for the last five years. Pay attention to what the writers will and will-not do, and be detailed with your requests!

NO one is ENTITLED to get their request done.

Monday is still the weekend: edition

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Other urls found in this thread:

m.imgur.com/a/TKHHQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Samples of my work

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NOT OP do you do celeb caps?

Let me try to answer that

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Anything, just make it hot

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Legend op

3rd world southeast asian girl

saying goodbye to her local boyfriend before she'll be sent out to be a mail-order bride for some dude from texas. she just had a threesome with the two guys the night before for her to decide where to go and she preferred the white cock

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Can you cap this plz?

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Wife's friend decided to be an escort and we are both shocked as I open hotel room doors and there she is sent by agency to me as her first customer

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One last thing before shutdown

MOAR REQUESTS!

Fewer old pics, unless you missed a post from an old caption thread.

MOAR people

Let's have a good Moanday!

And (pic related)

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Bump

Anything!

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Kelly (left)
it's her first day at a vietnamese massage parlor and you chose her as your masseuse. You turn around and coerce her for a happy ending

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Avril Leving would like some heavy femdom...

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Someone make her a hooker named perl

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Bump

A gangbang for her

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BBC

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From last thread. Asking who looks better covered in cum Amelia (left) or Kylie(right). Offer to take the dresses off if that helps you decide, can fuck the winner

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Is this like literotica orsmth?

Rebellious bitch caption would be great

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Bump

Please do public fucking for this chick named “sarah”

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Friend Natalie casting for my bottled drinks commercial

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Roleplay literotica

maybe ready for a customer in a no tell mo tel??

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Out on holiday, then meeting these three for a perfect night

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A blowjob till i cum in her mouth and she swollows

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handjob and/or fingering on bus trip with friend's wife

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Sarah number 2

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if you do this one then have it be where shes my cousin and i’ve been checking her out when she sun bathed everyday and she catches me

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Bump

I catch my friend during trip to wax museum checking if the fake ronaldo has a dick

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Bump

"It's so hot here! It's like 98 with 98% humidity. I am taking off all my clothes in a second after this picture loads. Then I think I'll lay back in bed and trail one hand down my sweaty body, rubbing my hard nipples as I think about fucking you, then I'll let another hand drift down between my legs..and start lightly touching my clit, thinking about the time you tied me up and used those candles....fuck, that was amazing! Oh, and I'll get more excited, and start pinching my nipples and slapping my ass, like you do when your fuck me. Then I'll put a finger into my pussy and feel the wetness I've generated thinking about you. I'd move it in and out and then put another finger in....then another as I increase speed and girth, I close my eyes and imagine you on top of me, you holding me down...you slapping my face and tits...gripping my neck....kissing me.....Ooohh! Mmmm....AH! Did you like that baby? Of course I recorded it. Check your phone."

I'm sorry, user. It is clear that I must leave you here and go to Texas with this white man. There was just no comparison. When he fucked me, I could feel it taking me, dominating me, filling me, and when you fuck me, I can barely feel it at all. Oh, I know I carry on and make noises like I'm satisfied, but that is what many of our women do. My advice to you is to find the smallest woman in our village and marry her. I am a slave to white cock and must have it in my life. Goodbye, user."

"I don't think this one will work.You'd have to hold me really tight for as long as you were fucking me. The option of pulling out and just emptying on my face is there. I think we need to look at other yoga positions for sex. I know! find some kama sutra picture online! They do all sorts of acrobatics but keep the cock in the cunt."

Is addicted to glory holes and cheats on her husband at them every chance she gets. Cock sucking, fucking, facials, etc

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Make her a proper anal slut, wants filled to the brim while she's on holiday with family

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"Oh no! Not you! Please calm down. I can explain. We really need the money. Hubs has been unable to get much work since the business folded and this paid better than working at the mall. Where were we going to go? Some party? Yeah, I get that you can't walk into a thing with your friends wife on your arm. He can't know about this. Look, don't you like me a little? If I fuck you, would you keep the secret? Your wife is pregnant again, isn't she? It's been a long time since she could take it rough. Come on, take it out on me, keep my secret, and you can have me right now. "

Cap this please. Anything with a daddy kink

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"This photoshoot has gone on too long. I'm cold, the sun is going down and I want to go back. Well maybe if we spent time together without a camera in between. Look into my eyes, not the lenses, and see how much I want you. Yes, that's it. Unzip me? I won't be cold anymore if you hold me. Where can we? Ah the dropcloth. How may models have you fucked on this thing?Oh! Oh yeah. What's fascinating you about my pussy? The piercing or the clean shave? Yeah! Go down on me while the sun goes down! Perfect! Mmmm...."

reaction to seeing her first BBC?

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First double penetration

"Thank you, Kelly, that was a very relaxing massage. I don't believe it's your first day. Welll, that's a good school then. Can I help you off with your dress? Oh I usually have---something extra after---if you know what I mean. Oh, every time, is this the zipper? Good. Yes, No need to ask anyone anything. it's an old tradition here. Sit up on the table and let me look at you. You are a fine, healthy girl. Now kiss me. You are good at that too. Mmm...tits like apples. Get on the floor now and suck my cock. What's wrong? Oh, it's not that big Just take it in slow. That's it. Good! Ohhh...Kelly you are so god at everything...now get up and bend over the table. I need to fuck your little Asian cunt with my big white cock. Mmmmmm....."

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Avril doing femdom, or Avril receiving femdom?

Sisters being slutty at a wedding, thanks

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'No, you don't know me My name is Perl. You wanna fuck? Twenty -five for a BJ, fifty to fuck and for a hundred, you can fuck my ass. Taking my picture doesn't cost anything. No, I will not model for you. Pay me and we'll go, or move on, and I'll find some old dude who wants me to call him Daddy."

Avril doing femdom please..

Bump

Thanks user!!

"Is this what one wears to a gangbang? Of course, the dress is old, the tights are full of holes,and the shoes are even older and I hate this sweater--I mean, I know I will be stripped naked and then fucked by a whole room full of horny guys. You didn't think I'd wear anything I care about, did you? Just want them to think they are defiling some churchgoing normie. That should get their energy up. Come on, now. I don't want to be late. You get to watch, you lucky bastard, while I do the work. And you get to take the video. Don't forget that. I will be famous no matter what."

"Got a big black cock for me? Yeah? Is it big enough? Let me see. Pardon me for drooling. Can I get my mouth on that? Mmmmm.."

"Which of us looks better all covered in cum, me or her? You decide and whoever wins you get to fuck. Deal? Okay, choose!"

"I'm not sure about this costume for the role-play. What kinds of things does a skater-gurl say, anyway? "Suck it, daddy! I'm a skater!" How is this even a fantasy of yours? There's not much texture involved and the outfit is kind of anti-sexy. Can I pick another scene card,sir. I think this was a mistake."

"I will not fuck that dog. My strap-on is too big and would hurt her. I'd love to give you a titjob, or let you kiss my entire body, or just fill all of my holes. Shall we go inside and discuss it?"

Um...

Ugh. There's a reason I stay out of no-tell Motels. Is that your grandmother?

Everyone in the neighborhood had signed up for this bus trip. i was sitting next to my buddy's wife,and as night fell, she spread a blanket over both of us. I thought that was a nice gesture since it had gotten much cooler, but then I felt her hand scrabbling around in my crotch.
"Did you lose something?" I said.
"Just some inhibitions," she said, "Take your cock out for me."
I complied and she gripped my hardness. I sent a hand her way and found that she had already pulled down her yoga pants. I started fingering her and her pussy was very wet. She started making low, pleasant sounds in my ear as she jerked me. When I got close to cumming, I said something or tapped her and her she bent down and took my cock in her mouth. I came almost immediatley, blowing a huge load that she sucked and swallowed like she was dying of thirst. Then she laid back and I got busier with my hands and made her cum too, which she did with a little chirp, like a bird. We put ourselves back together and got ready for sleep. She let me touch her breasts for a bit and we kissed a little, then fell asleep as the bus rolled on....

"And here you are again, cuz. What's the attraction? Me? Well I am sunbathing, and this is my skmpiest suit,so that must be why you're so dedicated to watching me. Oh, you were hoping I'd try for an all-over tan? You thought I might take this top off and show you and the sun my pert young tits? Then slide the bottom off--wet, of course because it gets me so hot when someone watches me--and open my legs up to you and the sun. However, that might annoy the family. So, here's the deal. You go back inside, and play vidya in the basement, and I'll come in after fifteen minutes or so, and you can take this bikini off me yourself. I have a mind to let you fuck me on the washer while it's running. Sound good? We'll leave the sun out of it See ya soon!"

Bump

Sucks and fucks her cousin through a glory hole, recognizes his voice after he cums. He is irresistible to her afterwards

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Can someone do a conversation caption with this girl. Degrade her!

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Tease or sph

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Thanks! do you mind if i dump more of her for multiple stories?

This one, I just finished a hike with her and take her off trail for a quickie.

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Major size queen, loved to worship my 7incher and eat cum. Always wondered how she'd react to a real monster.
Take your pick:
m.imgur.com/a/TKHHQ

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Or stitch some pics together. Let's have her try bbc

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Dump all you want. I promise nothing.

Anyone interested?

Gangbang hard please:)

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NOT OP! Your alive

Blowbang surprise

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Can anyone cap this backwards pic?

flirting with kelly at the beach. She ends up falling for me and I take her to the beach bathroom where I fuck her skinny body and cute face. She leaves the bathroom with cum on her face.

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I dunno what to do with this. Wodman casting, Casting Couch, Fake Agent.

Where is your detailed request? No face and there is little to get inspired about.

Same for this

This sounds like more mind control, or just BWC testing?

Never ever stick your dick in crazy

And this action makes you tell her you have a real cock? Reveals her hypersexual nature? Confirms her for girlfriend status? Who the fuck is Ronaldo?

This again? I think I capped it in 2015.

I have to go to an appointment. I'll keep an eye on things on my phone but I hate writing on it.

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that wax figure there is Ronaldo - soccer, irrelevant, it reveals her being hypersexual and looking for cock to play with yeah

Kelly decides to make my birthday extra special with cupacakes and sex

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user can you write girls I met giving me prices for what sex and kinky stuff they offer?

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I want to see what you can come up with with that photo op. I had no detailed request.