WEEKEND CAPTION THREAD

I and others create a shit-ton of captions

Cappers!
Post your panel and your rules, samples, whatever—anywhere in the thread whenever you show up.

Writers!
Dive in or post a sample for someone. Be clear about what you do and what you don't.

Requesters!
Bring your hottest girls, your attractive, of-age pics. No more of the sad draggy-ass shit that’s been in every cap thread for the last five years. Pay attention to what the writers will and will-not do, and be detailed with your requests!

NO one is ENTITLED to get their request done.

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And this is what they look like

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Sometimes Like this

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And this is another variation

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NOT OP’s Writing Rules


- Give me something to work with. If you just say "anything" I will ignore or do worse.
- If I think the chick looks too young, or I'm not attracted to her, I won't do it.
- You can request a first-person narrative (I'll write as if it’s the chick speaking) or third person. Or you can just let me decide.
- I don't do much incest, but I do like daddy/little play. And I prefer Femsub, though I do dip into femdom footplay, but my dommes are never too heavy and always DTF.
- I’ll do Cheating if it is not cuck-related and more about the opportunity with some forbidden fruit.
- Cuck IS out totally unless you do it right, i.e. The whole town knows, but the husband doesn’t. Anything else is just cheating.
-I really don’t feel like I can write any more about gangrapes or bbc and rape sucks as a first person thing, since it’s just gasps, crying and shit.
No SPH
If requests get repetitive, I will probably ignore them.(like after the fifth ‘gangrape/bukkake’ in a row. )

If I don’t do one of the requests , it might be that they look too young, too ugly, or the image just didn’t speak to me immediately. That doesn’t mean it won’t be talking later.

NEW! When I do the writing now I'm going to include an option USE ON THIS PICTURE: Yes or No? So the requester doesn't have to take what I gave him/her when I had a wild idea or needed to unwind.

NOT OP’s Capping Rules.

If it’s written, I will do photoshop with it unless I think the girl is too young. None of my preferences apply to any other writer and I’ll cap any other writer’s stuff, though I will most likely have to edit it.

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So write something where I go to the bitch and find muy stepsis playing with a friend. I ser them licking each other playfully and I jerk off. My sis catches me and gets angry ah first, but then she humiliates me and they both give me a footjob tease and fuck me femdom. Cumshop if you can

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Beach* lmao

(Write from her POV if you will) So we're at the library and she starts giving me a Boner touching me with her feet under the table. She then points it out and I run away humiliates, but she comes after me, takes me to the bathrom and we hace SubFem sex (not SubFem if you dont wanna) You can choose if we're strangers por not

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Caroline, Miriam and Svenja drunk in the bar, trying to compete over seducing the guy next to them which one of them to fuck later that night.

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Miriam being happy because she won, taunting the other two.

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"I can't believe you jerked off to us! RIght there on the beach! Did you think we were lezzies perfomring for you? I can't believe my own brother is such a pervert! What? Okay. Look, what kind of pervert arre you. Why are you always looking our feet. Aww...we made feel bac! Right, or maybe he just likes feet. Are you a little footfag? Do you steal my socks and spurt cum in them. I can see you're all hard again. What if we gave you a double footjob? Oh! I think you got bigger! Get that out and we'll put our perfectly manicured feet on it. Yeah! Oh...you like that! Understand one thing, brother. when you cum on our feet, it is you who will be licking it off. Oh!...."
I don't do that kind of shopping. I only make captions.

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Ok dont need to Cumshop. Could you just add a bit of anal and make her friend sub and my sis dom?(If its not too much work)

"Hey...you got really hard when I stroked your crotch with my bare feet. Would you llike to cum on them? Hey! Where are you going. Hey!, Hey! Stop! I like you okay, but I have trouble introducing myself and stuff . Look, I can be such a good girl for you! Look how hard I got you. If you don't like foot stuff we can do other things.....On my knees? Yes, sir. Do I call you that or Master? Whichever you want, master. What sounds better? Yes, master. Fuck your little slut's mouth, master! You didn't think I had that much throat did you, master?Mmmml.....I think you are getting close. Where do you want to cum. Yes a slut like me should be painted! Mmmmmmmm....yeah! Now what. O-okay that sounds good. I walk back to your room covered in your cum and you keep me in a box under your bed. Yes, Master!"


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Not a problem
"I can't believe you jerked off to us! RIght there on the beach! Did you think we were lezzies perfomring for you? I can't believe my own brother is such a pervert! What? Okay. Look, what kind of pervert arre you. Why are you always looking our feet. Aww...we made feel bac! Right, or maybe he just likes feet. Are you a little footfag? Do you steal my socks and spurt cum in them. I can see you're all hard again. What if we gave you a double footjob? Oh! I think you got bigger! Get that out and we'll put our perfectly manicured feet on it. Yeah! Oh...you like that! Understand one thing, brother. when you cum on our feet, it is you who will be licking it off. Oh!, that is a good idea. My friend could use a cock that big in her ass. She belongs to me, too. Go ahead, slave, fuck my other slave. Lube? Use the suntan oil! Yeah. put it deep. I think she should have your cum pooling in her bathing suit bottoms for the rest of the day."
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nice to see you back! for this one i’d like something about her loving cum or having a new found love for cum

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Ok but take off the box thing and add thats she takes my cum and rubs it into her anus and that she sucks her own feet. Alsó take off the deepthroat parte and just make it so she fists her own ass while giving me a footjob

So she has been studying abroad in a few countries over the past 2 years and I was thinking you could write from her perspective how is telling me she has had so many chances to fuck, but she didn't do it because she kept thinking about me and wants no one else or something like that. Is that possible?

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Katharina being a new saleswoman in the adult industry, trying to sell a new sexmachine to some filmmaker, being ushered into a live demonstration

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Yes thanks! And a bit where I cum on their mouths and muy sister laughs at muy and her friend and thats would be it already, dont even need to show me that addition

It might not be the most creative request, but could it be about her getting drunk and being extremely horny?

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My stepmom walks into me masturbating to a pic of her. She gets really mad and says shell punish me. She then strips and masturbates in front of me and doesnt allow me to jerk of and harasses me. She then lets me suck her pussy femdom fucks me and lets me cum on her mouth. She has huge tits and her vagina is pink and tight and tastes really good. She moans really hard and laughs at me saying I look pathetic

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Got more of her?

I've got a full 360 view for you

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and this

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Doing all that in bathroom, or talking about doing it when they get some privacy?

Doing it in the bathroom. Also her having really high pitch sexy moans and putting her panties in her mouth (but not toó hardcore the panties thing

Not OP lmao, used it unintentionally from another post

Gangbang her

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Oh my god thank you so much user! This is masterful.Can anyone add cum tho?

It's not just that this process takes longer, I have been cooking, texting, phoning and a bunch of other stuff. But it does take longer.

oops

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This os so good user. Got any Gmail or something to send a few more? Or shall I just post it here

Thanks! Just post it here.

Bump

She says she misses those days where we hung out more. She says its weird how we never were more than friends. She admits she has often fantasized about muy big cock in her. She starts rubbing muy dick abd smiles bitting her lip. She says she needs it so bad. Even if were in a public park. I dont hace time to answer as she gives me a BJ and a titty fuck, I cum all over her tits and she is very happy

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It just adds to the confusion. I don't know who started this thread. I just sit on Jow Forums and repeat my ctrl-f "caption" search until i find one.

(Write from her POV if you will) i hired her for rough deepthroat porn for pornhub, she wants more..
plz and thanks!

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Just about her being used and abused

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Both of them being forces into eating eachother out and being fucked by a big black guy (they’re sisters), thanks!

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Caroline, Miriam and Svenja were drinking in the club, and pretty far along when the good-looking guy sat down. He smiled at them as he ordered his drink and all three of them flushed and felt a warmth down below. Taking him on as a trio was discussed and discarded and they decided to compete for the right to seduce him. They were talking to him and noting the details he dropped about having a large cock. It was Miriam who offered the challenge.\
“Let’s see which one of us can take this beer bottle deeper. Spout first, Svenja! We’re not talking about your cunt! Miriam laughed as Caroline tried to get the bottle in her mouth. The guy was practically drooling over all three of them, as Svenja went next and got it only a fraction deeper than Caro had. Miriam picked up the bottle with a saucy grin and pushed it into her wide lips, and got it nearly to the label. She was pronounced the winner and strutted around the table insulting her friends before hopping into his lap and kissing him.

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“Haha, Svenja! Look like you have to stick with Asian men unless they just want to fuck! And Caroline, poor Caro. What are you going to be able to do until you conquer your gag reflex? Haha, Nothing! See you lame bitches later! Let’s go, new friend!”

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“Do you know how much I love your cum? I love sucking your cock and swallowing all of your spunk! I want all your cum. I’m like an addict, who needs cum to be happy. I need daily injections. ”Mmmm….Do you know how badly I want you in my mouth, my warm lips wrapped around it, taking you deep, my soft hands playing with it…stroking you up and down…I want to be on my knees, looking up at your sweet face, worshipping your cock, looking up at you with lust-filled eyes, and waiting for that sweet cum to flood my mouth and throat.”
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Could someone please write some mocking, cuckold related stuff on this one? Especially regarding the guy in the photo having a bigger dick, and how she loves cheating with such a real man.

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She's wondering why so many male tourists are asking if they can take her photo - she's happy to pose, but doesn't know her nipples are so visible. Someone anonymously shows her an internet link with photos of her and people making dirty comments about her - and she likes it.

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"It's always been you. Always. Even though we've been far apart...a whole globe apart,.. It's still you. It's not like I didn't have offers. Rich men offered to keep me as their mistress, celebrities wanted weekends with me, and my professors always hoped I'd need extra credit. I said no to all of them for the simple reason that none of them were you. And here I am. I have come home to you who are my home, and will be my home. I love you."


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I did enjoy doing this one.

After a drinking challenge, they wanna go out, but everything, that night, goes terribly wrong...

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"Katharina loved her new sales job most of the time. It was cool to say you sold sex machines to people and show them your card. What was not always fun was what would happen after her presentation. This one had been to an adult filmmaker who was planning a new epic and wanted epic devices. But he would not even consider Katharina's product unless she did a demonstration right there. She tried to get him to ask one of his actresses, but he was adamant. He 'helped" her off with her clothes,, and steadied her as she mounted the smallest cock in the array. She let out a little moan when it entered her, and flushed red in embarrassment. He took the controller and told her to go through her presentation again. The machine rocked in and out of her wet pussy with steadily increasing speed. She felt herself begin to build to orgasm, then he found the 'wiggle' setting and the cock began to wave around a bit inside her and that set her off. She came in effervescent waves as she moaned in three languages. Which is why she hadn't noticed that the producer had shoved his cock in her ass, and turned the machine to 'pulsate' He made her go through every one of the ever increasing dicks, as he popped blue pills and made up new things to do to her when she came again. Blowjobs, Titjobs, footjobs, and an awful lot of ass-slaps. Katherina made the sale, but she asked for a smaller machine to present afterwards.

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"I love you! What? I have not hat...had too much to dink! I really, really love you! And...and...and.. you know what? I"m gonna hafta whisper I want to sleep with you! How? How? How do I know?! B-b-because my little cunnie is all warm and wet, and my nipples See! They're like that! My whoooooooole body needs you! I'm so thorny! I mean horny! Can you take me home! You can do whatever. You. Want. "

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Wants to give rimjob and suck dick
Caught jerking to pic of her

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Not everyone is a star. The key to success for any actor is to keep working—keep getting roles. Lucky for me, I met a booker, the guy who sets up actresses in roles, and it was a dream come true. All of us in LA are looking for that big breakout. But he was a booker for Pornhub, and most of us stayed away from that---until rent came due, or the car needed repairs or….you get it. So I was booked for a little extravaganza about face-fucking, as a fluffer (keeping the guys who won’t take Viagra up) and extra and would get to be in the background for the last scene being face fucked with the rest of the cast. It was five days of employment with real money coming in. I did not know it would change my life. I finished out the week, showered and dressed, and figured I’d drop by my friend the booker’s office. Thank him, or something. I did that after I said hello, and walked up to him, dropped to my knees and asked him to facefuck me. He undid his pants and stuffed his cock in my waiting mouth. Then he grabbed my head and moved it around and around, stopping only to slap my face and pull my shirt open. He was bigger than the guy I had done the scene with and I loved that! See, I had fallen in love during this shoot. Not with him, but with rough sex, mouthfucking and all that. After he nearly finished in my mouth and threw me on the desk to slap and fuck my pussy, and shot cum all over my body, I came so hard! As I was scooping his cum up and eating it, I told him what I wanted. I’m booked for any rough-sex vid I want, and I get even more of it in my friend’s bed.

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Thankyou!! Its amazing yes unless you want to add anything

“What are you doing! That’s a picture of me from a boudoir shoot! And you’re sitting here jerking off! You have never made me this mad! I’m am going to punish you for this. Put that fucking picture down, pervert! Watch! You want to see my body, here it is! You like it, little pervert. It makes your dad pretty hard, does it do the same to your little peepee? See me play with my big tits, huh? You like it when I pinch my nipples and it makes me moan? I think I’ll rub one out right now. You want to watch me? See how pink my pussy is inside? You better believe it’s tight and moist! No more touching yourself! Put that cock away! You’ll come when I tell you! Mmmmmm….this is nice… little pervert…you like this better than that… lingerie picture, don’t you….FUCK! Oh! OH! Don’t touch that cock! Fuck! I’m…Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh! I doubt that was as good for you as it was for me, but it was real good. Come here, and put your mouth on my pussy. Take a big breath of it. Use your tongue! Mmm…yeah! Keep doing that while I get my vibe out of my bag. It’s black and dick shaped and I know where it’s going. Stop that now! Get on the couch on your hands and knees. I bet your little pervert dreams were about fucking me, but I’m going to be fucking you. Take this up your bum! I hope it doesn’t tickle your prostate. That’s supposed to feel good. You like this? Fucking pervert step-son! You look pathetic! Oh, but you’re so hard now. You must like it. You should turn on your side.

Keep that dildo in! And get your cock out. Come on. You must be blue-balled as fuck, you pathetic boy! Now I’m going to put my lips right near the tip and I want you to jerk off right now! That’s it good. You get off masturbating to me? You want to cum inside me? You want to play with my big tits, suck them and squeeze…..OH! Mmmmmmm……cum all over my lips, and you with a dopey expression and a vibrator stuck up your ass. You’ve never looked more like a fool. Oh, and you don’t usually shoot this fast, do you? It could be a problem. “

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“I miss those days when we hung out more. I really want to spend more time with you. Given how well we click, it’s weird that we were never more than friends, particularly since I was DTF with you for forever. You didn’t know that? Your girl radar IS pretty faulty. I know about ten other girls who wanted you. Why? Let me put my hand on this question. You don’t mind me stroking you through your shorts, do you? What? Oh, you like it when I look at you and bite my lip? Noted. Apart from your entire personality your big dick is an important factor. I have fantasized about it for years. Oh, every time we shared an apartment, I was in my bedroom and you were in yours and I was totally masturbating to the idea of you coming in and ravaging me with that. Oh, I need you so much. Please put that in my mouth. Mmmmmmm… better than I imagined. Mmmmmmm….Is this good? I’ll do whatever you want, even in this park. A titjob? Oh, Absolutely. I’ve got some lotion. Let me get my shirt off. You sit on the bench. Let’s lay that magnificent cock there. Mmmm.. you like me moving up and down….looking up at you…..watch me squeeze them. Yes, touch my nipples… Yes! Cum! Cum all over my tits! I love it! Oh, fuck. I’m gonna scoop that up and chow down. I need the protein. So, can we try a new kind of relationship?”

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beach fun

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Maybe at a wedding, my two cousins get drunk and decide to "educate" me on how to give a rimjob? as dirty and degrading as one can make it, it just seemed like an appropriate idea given their tongues and all that.

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That doesn't answer the question. Do you want me to change the setting to the beach? Do you want me to use the beach picture for the caption?

I'm gonna call and audible and maybe give you a clue to my persona and why I'm handicapping myself.

I know how to do it, but I do not get inspired by pictures for ants. And I don't want to make captions with tiny picture.

I'm sorry, I don't quite understand, what do you mean call and audible?

caption the beach chicks please, Anna and Nicole invite me to cum on Nicole while the other is watching

something where she begs me to pay for her groceries, and ends up giving me a titty job while begging me not to cum all over her and make a mess, and her response after i blow up all over her, she will be nervous throughout of us getting caught doing in in bathroom

much appreciated

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Pardon me, I thought you were the user responding to the request I did. But it did get you to post a detailed request.

my bad for not making it clear sorry for confusion

Call an audible.That's when the quarterback changes the play that the coach sent in and does his own thing. I'm an American football fan.

That sounds fair, you're the writer so it's all up to you, I can try and make the picture bigger if that's what you meant by the second line, but I can't make any promises on that. Apologies all around, I'm relatively new to this whole thing haha

my wife's friend is exotic dancer and we visit her backstage, make it please about my wife agreeing reluctantly to let me/ help convincing her friend to let me play with her tits, she tells me during it what typically these things cost extra etc

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bump plz

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Thanks!

Okay, but I don't know those prices and my head hurts when I try to decode this. Your wife has a friend who dances. Okay. Wife agrees to convince her friend to let her husband play with the dancer's tits. And prices are discussed. The thrill of this is what?

she can just mention how much it costs while I play with them

or skip that part altogether, I leave it up to you

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hey, thanks alot... could you somehow combine these two pictures? like add the second one underneath the first so it looks like one big picture? That would be cool.

thanks anyways

I'm not sure I can keep doing that nice thing I devised to keep me keeping to the requests. These aren't really captions, but mini-audio scripts. Whatever, I have the next two days off so things will get done, unless they have been endlessly re-posted for the last five years are too small, or have someone in them underage.

Keep it gently bumped

Tomorrow, unless that makes it too big to post.

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bump please much appreciated love your work

Me paying maddy to take me into the woods for sex and i facefuck her and fuck her up against a tree rough, cum inside her, and leave her there for anyone who finds her

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This is some next level neckbeard cringe.

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Oh sorry it took me so long reply. Thank you very much user theyre great

(True story if thats cool for you) Shes my best friends GF, were all long time friends. The three of is used to hang out before they went out. Theyve Now been with each other a year and a half. And so she tells me how unfair it is that my best friend got to fuck her and I didnt, after all, when she fantasized about him it was in a threesome with me. So to pay me back we have slightly SubDom (not hardcore) sex. I come in her tits which are amazing

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So myy friend asked me to do urbex with her. Se get to this messy place and she starts getting all nervous thats somrthing will come out of the dark and hurt us. She calls me daddy a lot. While she holds on to me she accidentally gives me this huge Boner. She laughs at me sweetly, but she says that, after all, I know What she took me there for. She tells me to lié down and gives me footjob, blowjob and anal. I come in her Ass, she moans a lot, shes sweet but not childish

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Ok so in all of this post she has to be like teaching me how to do stuff and laughing at me saying I look pathetic and unexperienced. My sister is concerned I dont know how to please a girl. She says she spied on me when I brought girls home and that they never seemed to cum. (She talks FemDom and ridiculizes me) She says its a pity as I have a huge cock, and I would be really succesful if I justo found the right girls and if I used it right. She starts suvking her fingers and rubbing her nipples. She mocks me and is reassured when she sees I have a Boner. She says she always knew I die for her beauty. She gets on her knees and gives me a BJ, all very FemDom and teaching me. She then teaches me how to eat pussy, give a rimjob, how to have anal sex, ect. She then tales every drop of cum in her sweet red lips

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My stepsis is tired of me jerking off to her while she showers. She asks me how I've never been brave enough to fuck her in that moment. She says that if I can wait shell dress up and take me somewhere better. We go down to a place near the river. Shes the sweetest sis ever, her high pitch voice, her soft pale skin, her red lips, her sweet feet, her beautiful smile. She tells me to sit down and starts giving me a footjob. As my dick gets harder she starts to finger herself. She then rides me, moaning and grabbing her tits so sweetly! I cum in her and she gets mad because she might get pregnant. She tries to eat every bit of cum that is in her pussy, but then says who cares and we keep kissing and cuddling. End

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(Very very FemDom) My sister has found a condon in my room. Shes angry that I let such a good cock be put into my unexperienced friends. She says I should fuck her, who has the greatest tits in town and who knows how to make any guy shake with pleasure. She then does a lot of things to me (whatever comes to mind, but would like a tittyfuck and maybe a footjob) all very very Femdominantly

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Somthing either cum related or keyholder style

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Bump

Just keeping this alive so posters dont miss it

Bump

Keeping bumped

Could you do something femdom/sph related? Like, she's making me take my tiny penis out that's locked in chastity on a nude beach and she's excited to find a bull to fuck her in front of everyone?

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She is helping her little brother learn about sex, a pov of how to have sex, add anal pls

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