Captions

I’ve got some time to kill (and I’m horny), so I’ll do some captions for about an hour if anyone is interested.

I may not do everything posted here, but if you email me at [email protected] I will always reply (eventually).

Reminder: I don’t repost edited pics, just provide the potential captions

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something with this?

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“Hey big boy. Isn’t this pool fantastic. It feels so good I don’t want to leave it, that’s why I used the bottle over there to pee on rather than go inside. Look, I can see how badly your love to taste my pussy, so I’ll make a deal with you. If you drink the whole bottle of my pee, I’ll let you eat me out. And if you can fill this bottle back up with your own cum while eating me out, then I’ll let you watch me stick the bottle up my ass and let the cum pour into me”

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something of her being slutty on vacation?

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She is my old teacher (havent seen her for years)

“I’ve only got a minute babe, so here’s a quick picture. No time to talk. I’ve finished fucking about half the guys on your squad, and I’m already sore and tired and don’t really want to see another cock, but I’ve still got 14 more guys to go. Are you absolutely SURE it’s normal for the new rookies wife to service the whole squad while he’s on his first shift? I don’t see heather here and her husband is starting tonight too...... Anyway. I gotta get back. Oh my pusssy hurts so much. Maybe some of them would like to fuck my ass instead”

“Of course I remember you sweetie. I tried to get you to come after school for extra toutoring but you never can do. Too bad. I would have loved to have sucked that cock of yours while you were young and studly. Oh well. If you want to fuck me now, you can come over tonight, but my husband will insist on watching and he’ll want to be touching you while your inside me”

“Can you help me? I don’t remember where my hotel is. If you could just let me stroke your cock for a bit, I’m sure I could get it hard enough for you to point it in the direction I need to go. And then I’ll suck it for you and drain it so you can get back to your family over there without having a massive boner”

Some guys break into her room and rape her. She resists for a bit, but eventually gives in to the pleasure.

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army wife having fun while her hubby is deployed?

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her please

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“When the door broke open, I knew I was in trouble. Soon they two men were on top of me and my dress was being ripped. My legs were spread apart and a cock was shoved inside me. I tried to scream, but the other cock was shoved down my throat. I was terrified. I would have bit down, but knew they would kill me if I did. So I resigned myself. And then, suddenly, I was cumming. And it felt great. I motioned to my ass and they got the hint and fucked my hard in my butt while I was swallowing the others cum”

“Thanks for inviting me over to test out your new pool. Now what was it you wanted in return? Oh right, you wanted to lick my new clit ring. I’m just curious, how did you even find out I had a clit ring uncle Joe?

“Don’t worry, my husband is overseas, he won’t ever find out about this. Now, just do me one favor. Before I let you fuck my pusssy until it’s raw, would you dress up in his formal whites? Please? I just love sucking another mans cock while wearing my husbands uniform!”

“Don’t tell me they didn’t give you the message. You were supposed to meet them at the bar. Sorry. They are all gone. Well, since your hear, would you like to suck on my tits? I don’t mind. You deserve something after my brother not telling you where you were supposed to go. Just make sure he doesn’t find out.”

Can you have them kidnap her and take her on a fucking tour of the country?

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Her. Something to do with school? :) thx

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her please
i really love your captions

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“When the van pulled up I knew I should have run. But I didn’t. Then the doors burst open and 5 guys in hoods grabbed me and threw me in the back. The next 5 months were a blur of driving from capital to capital and being fucked along the way. They took turns driving and the rest fucked me nonstop between each city. The only break I got was when they would all stop to take a picture in front of each capital building. We hit all 48 of the lower state sapitals. Somewhere along the way. I began to like it. I’ve cum in all lower 48 states now and we are making plans to visit Hawaii and Alaska soon.”

“Look. I know you like me, but I don’t like you ok. But I DO want to pass Geomety, so for that I will suck Your cock as long as you get me Bs on all my assignments. If you can get me As I’ll let you fuck me. And if you get me As on all my tests I’ll Lerner’s you fuck my ass”

Awe thanks. I love doing them. Hope this lives up to your expectations.

“Babe, I’ll be straight with you. Your brothers cock tastes much better than yours. I’m sorry. It just does. I know yours is bigger, but when I sucked his last week while you were out of town it was just so sweet tasting. Of course, that could be because it was covered in your sisters pusssy juice.”

lol dude
you really crack me up

anymore of your famous captions??
love to see more of your magic

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“Hi Mom! What do you mean did I concert? The jewel on my face?? Oh god. Oh no. Mom, that’s not a jewel. I forgot my wallet and had to pay for my hotel room the old fashioned way. Looks like I didn’t get completely cleaned up.”

I’m happy to have provided some humor for you

“I showed her the fake that I had made of her and it turned her on so much. She dropped to her knees and sucked me off right then and there. Then she let me suck on her tits while she played with her pussy until it was nice and wet and then she let me slide my cock inside her and cum. She asked me if I could make more, I said yes. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I just posted her pic online and someone else faked it. I could never disappoint my sister like that”

Her dad finds out she has been modeling and he sends her back to Syria where she is fucked and raped by ISIS. They break her after a few months and impregnate her

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openly gay high school librarian "converted" to cock by members of the football team in the back stacks please!

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“It’s no secret that the librarian is gay. But after me and the rest of the football team had our way with her last night in the library, I think people would be surprised to hear that she absolutely knows what to do with a cock and just might be converting full time in the future. You can’t suck 12 huge cocks in a row as well as she did without liking it”

“I told you that you didn’t need to check in on me. I promise to let you know as soon as the penetration happens. Yes Mom, I stopped taking my birth control two months ago. No Mom, I haven’t told Dad I’ve stopped. Don’t worry mom, I know I’m ovulating. Besides, if Dad doesn’t get me pregnant tonight, I can ask him on another father daughter date next month”

hahahaha dude
seriously funny
rofl

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cuckolding her boyfriend on a humanitarian trip to Africa

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My bestfriend who I've finally got to go out with.

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