AUS/POL UNIVERSITY EDITION

How are things boys?

'We've been inundated': Chinese travelers flocking to Australia for 'fertility tourism' after relaxation of one-child policy.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5554443/Chinese-travellers-flock-Melbourne-egg-freezing-treatment-cryobank-built.html

Up to 26 Australian universities targeted in Iran hack campaign: FBI

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/up-to-26-australian-universities-targeted-in-iran-hack-campaign-fbi

Man who killed wife in front of children 'because she didn't want him to join Islamic State' jailed

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-03-29/man-killed-wife-over-desire-to-join-islamic-state-sentence/9600134

Commonwealth Games: Nine Indian 'journalists' detained after raising suspicions

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/commonwealth-games-nine-indian-journalists-detained-after-raising-suspicions

Ashes sponsor dumps $20m naming rights deal

unv.is/theage.com.au/business/companies/magellan-dumps-cricket-australia-sponsorship-deal-20180329-p4z6u2.html

NSW government abandons full knockdown plan for ANZ Stadium

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/nsw-government-abandons-full-knockdown-plan-for-anz-stadium

Cory Bernardi lashes out at former colleagues over 'plans to defect to Liberals'

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-03-28/bernardi-feels-whiteanted-by-former-conservative-colleagues/9598048

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Stop giving ABC videos' clicks you fucking mongoloids

Speaking of which, anyone here calculated a firing solution for the return volley at ABC for the teleporting privileged white male bullshit?

Bring pressure to bear -> overworked ABC female staffers lose their minds -> commit "Wendy Harmer" self implosion on twitter and meltdown.

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We will have 3 of the four

1st video:
white boigan dyke - pip rasmussen @piprasmussen

yellow bucktoothed gook cunt -
Angharad Yeo @angharadyeo

2nd video:
white fatty - POSSIBLY greta lee jackson

asian/weird looking brown haired thing - unknown

Looks like the Chink-Poo coalition has officially formed. It will release devastated smell to gas all Aussies!

> Up to 26 Australian universities targeted in Iran hack campaign: FBI

This cheered me up

See:

>'We've been inundated': Chinese travelers flocking to Australia for 'fertility tourism' after relaxation of one-child policy.
>But doctors are predicting that Chinese visitors may soon be heading to Melbourne as part of a boom in 'fertility tourism.'
WHY IS IT MELBOURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Well, I guess Melb and Sydney have carved out their respective markets ...

Melbourne -> foreign visitors arrive to get implanted in the vagina

Sydney -> foreign visitors arrive to get implanted in the ass.

Elavation: 128 degrees.

Windage: 123 degrees.

Correct.

Looks like previous thread from last night identified the fourth twat ...

Nina Oyama

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Qanda cancer.

youtube.com/watch?v=B7-1a5XHrYg

Verified ... she's one of the writers on the show who subbed in to be a "comedienne" for that skit...

abc.net.au/tv/programs/tonightly-with-tom-ballard/credits/TonightlyProgramCredits.pdf

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which one is this goblin?

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Appears to be greta lee jackson also listed in the show credits.

geez thats ugly

ahhhhh ... my eyes !!!!!!!!

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Which party of yours is better at stopping immigration?

Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

>MUH CRICKET
How much fucking longer?

Daily reminder that Hex was fingered in a toilet in a disco in canberra ... apparently.

As long as the moral indignation industry of australia can squeeze every last drop out of piling on ...

after all ... ball tampering is like the equivalent of killing people

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daily reminder boomers live rent free in your head

>hate boomers with 3 properties
>want mass immigration and refugee nig fest to have more demand for properties.

Fuck easter there is clearly no god. I actually find it a bit offensive and would support the left for a ban on it.

Who else /alreadyfellbehind/ here?

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Cost them millions of shekels for spruiking jew businesses. Poor 'Aussies'.

> ABC boycotting Easter

Thats quite possible with these heathen marxists.

>The fucking prime minister comments on it

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I see they're trying to close the race gap in incarceration rates.

Does that mean they're trying to reduce the number of indigenous in prison or increasing the number of white males in prison?

woolies cake is good

Obviously he has no real matters of substance to latch onto. Useful distraction while he manages to virtue signal his moral superiority.

No wonder ABC Leigh Sales loves feltching him.

only if user watches gilf porn

>Jesus wasn't white: he was a brown-skinned, Middle Eastern Jew. Here's why that matters

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pip rasmussen @piprasmussen
Angharad Yeo @angharadyeo
greta lee jackson
Nina Oyama

We have lock.

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>Man who killed wife in front of children 'because she didn't want him to join Islamic State' jailed
refugees welcome :^)

I don't normally rag on people for their looks but she is really fucking ugly, Goblin tier

She must do some serious scissoring action to get that mug on tv

Jesus fucking christ

is that Anabel Crabb? This is the real Australian Dream.
Not owning a house because of chinks. Not having a well to do and rewarding job because chinks. Not having a family because chinks.
Tearing out Anabel Crabbs face.

This is also your daily reminder that at least one of the boomer shits in Aus/pol/ is a public service leach.

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Australia is legit being taken over by the Chinese, your business is being bought out by the Chinese, everything is being bought by the chinese, you think its private companies lmao, you think the chinese arnt just sleeper agents for the Chinese government.

Ayy lmao.

RENT FREE

>Not owning a house because of chinks. Not having a well to do and rewarding job because chinks. Not having a family because chinks.

I observed opposite, boomers got more house because of chinks, boomers quit their job for pure investment because of chinks, boomers go out fuck tight escort chink college students because of chinks.

You have to gas yourself. Boomers and chinks have teamed together, (((they))) are in control.

> ABC
> Lesbian Twat Hivemind
> Talentless twat somehow scores job at ABC

Quotas gonna quota.

>impling chinese are our only problem
if you only knew how bad things really are.jpeg

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I am betting this is a long term strategic stance taken by our defense department to ameliorate any chance of front-on hard diplomacy (i.e. war) in the long term.

We were always going to be taken over, just in this time line it was a defense department that cucked us.

THIS

That's not Annabel Crabb, I don't know who it is, reminds me of Howard's wife.

I think Annabel is a pretty reasonable person, obviously she's not allowed to be a proper journalist like all of them can't be or else have no job.

Well you motherfuckers gave up on us. There's plenty of money in London, how come you aren't outbuying the Chinese you thunderous cunts? Pretty sure even the Dutch are buying more land here than Brits these days.

Still ruling those waves or nah?

The government cucked you, your military advisors know its happening and have wanted your government many times, your government are paid for by the Chinese now.

I don't know how many girls you've talked to in your life, but I'd guess 90% have been fingered in public at some point. The west is Sodom and Gomorrah.

Defined benefits schemes are literally sending this country broke. The combination of that garbage and the pension is costing us 67 billion per year, projected to reach 70 billion per year this year.

The single largest budget point. Twice that of THE ENTIRE defence force. Twice the cost of Medicare. 4 times the cost of the entire APS.

Absolute robbery of the treasury. It should be criminal.

If you're a boomer cunt on a defined benefits scheme and you're reading this, you're fucking scum.

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>Jow Forums trolls made us blow our budget on left wing propaganda
>look at all these threads they made about a video

>t-that's why we're biased, honestly!

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Nah i wish bro.

Fucking niggers, I know it was niggers

The original girl is a cutie pie i really want to sprog into that lazy eye of hers until she starts crying

Bet she is a dirty skank

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>Well you motherfuckers gave up on us.

This is exactly the reason Anglo Aussies must be gassed, those disgusting inferior things always want to whore themselves onto somebody else.

I haven't observed same mind set in frog or wog Australians.

Anglos as a whole is a mistake, coward, pussy, whining, weak, cucked, must be cleaned up to vacant space for stronger species.

thanks man, bring the helium tank connected to a c pap mask and ill meet you at maccas in halfa

some fine work from today

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We're a small country. If you are under the impression we should be a world superpower, then you're obtuse, all that would mean is more migrants. Face the facts, we're an irrelevant nation but incredibly rich, which makes us a target. We either ride the coat tails of USA/UK or we founder.

She looks outright insane

>Not implanting your ANGLO seed inside Chinese pussy

Come on lads I thought you were ANGLOS.

Gotta ANGLO'D Chang's daughter.

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>She looks outright insane
She definitely is the kind of girl who wants someone to take a dump on her chest

If she only likes BBC i can slather my dick with some vegemite to accommodate her needs

>not sticking salamanders up her butt

Look at the Asian beta soybois their women are screaming to be ANGLOD.

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Proves my point that it actually did happen ... cos I can say it about any passing twat and be pretty much correct.

In the 1960s Australia had an opportunity to obtain nukes, particularly considering pommies were doing the test in outback, but the cucked government didn't pursue further.
Chinks in comparison went crazy for nukes, probably more crazier than North Korea today considering there was a great famine as a result of great leap forward, and yet they got it.
With nukes, Australia at least can remain independent permanently, see Mutual assured destruction on wikipedia.

In order to survive, a country must be strong enough, otherwise will either become a proxy state - as Australia at the moment, or completely eliminated, like what happened on abbos.

> ABC female staffer
> not a complete skank marxist who presents a socially acceptable face on the ABC

Probably been clit twiddled by ABC board of directors as we speak, during their weekly circle jerk.

Have you ever finger banged a chick? Cause it's not really that scandalous.

I FKCING HATE U FKMNG BIGUTS
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That pic really brings out the roastie factor in them

The host of The Business and the host of Landline are pretty good

So, we gonna quietly reverse-white them and dilute the chinese population with white australian genes via melbourne artificial insem.

> BBC
Maybe she's looking to emigrate to england and work at Big British Cock?

Not scandalous, but enjoyably infantile to indicate that just a random passing user fingered her.

Its not like you or I can just walk down the street and start fingering some twat as a matter-of-fact passing hobby

I'd crack a few eggs into her pussy and whisk it with my dick then pour the contents into her ass to then fart it out on a frying pan

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We have a lock on all targets.

pip rasmussen @piprasmussen
Angharad Yeo @angharadyeo
greta lee jackson
Nina Oyama

Do we have a return firing solution yet?

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The best thing we can do is provoke them more so they talk about Jow Forums again, and bring more kids to see our propaganda instead of theirs.

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I need a gf. I miss that slimy ribbed feeling of the inside of a pussy.

A few memes in this thread
But we can do better. Maybe a good old "name my band" thread with an exploitable picture?

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I know her in real life

It's up at

The Unfuckables.

Thanks for sharing

"know" her?

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Can you arrange a meat and greet

What i mean by "meat" is her to be gagging on my cock

that time is lost now, user. You're talking about the 90s. These days, men would be lucky to have a twat slam your cock with a hammer, and have to say we like it.

Welcome to the new landscape.

>working tomorrow
>working most of the weekend

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this. even the ugliest of slags think they are worth something now

fraid so. social media has convinced them all they're all 10's cos tinder dates prove best men want to fuck them apparently.

I just watch on and laugh. No hoop jumping for me with these impossible-to-please twats.

doing what?
I need a job, badly.

>Only working on saturday

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our jobs involve pay ABC wages through our taxes.

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#metoo comrade, #metoo.

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This is good bait. If they keep mentioning us to their audience it'll bring kids here.

yeah, knowing that got me through today. was proud to be NEET.