PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
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>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
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>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
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>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
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>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
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>StateDep Readout: Conversation w/Producers of Last Men in Aleppo 3/27/18
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>ICE Op in FL 3/27/18
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>NATO Press Brief on UK attack 3/27/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/27/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/27/18
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>StateDep Video: Slave Day 3/27/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
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>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
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President Trump General /ptg/ - DR. PEPE APPOINTED! EDITION
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MAGA!
Will Jeb ever recover?
NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEW BAKER NEEDED
Shalom
Damn did he die?
Nope
Not it, last time I got stuck doing it for hours
what the FUCK is jeb's problem
Can u post the lewd one :3
CNBC and Bloomberg keep saying that Congress is essentially shut down legislating for the rest of the year and solely focused on mid-terms. It's unlikely anything will get passed until November.
My question is: why? It's not even April yet.
What the hell are Congress doing?
now you're stuck with Joe. have fun, frens
MAGA
The wrong brother became president.
BAKER NEEDED
>BAKER CAUGHT TEH SUPER AIDS
BAKER NEEDED
>BAKER CAUGHT TEH SUPER AIDS
BAKER NEEDED
>BAKER CAUGHT TEH SUPER AIDS
i'm gonna need to retire you now.
>what are they doing
Not actively fucking things up for the rest of us at the moment
South East Asians. Not even once.
Notice Don jr never actually said "I love my father".
Aren't u guys bored of these threads yet?
He's in a mid life crisis... while as he is trapped in a 14 year old girls mind.
>..t-this is...
>Futoshi's shirt
>He have must worn it today while running his daily 5 miles
>he really has become almost a new person
>But he should know better than to just throw it on the floor
>[picks up the shirt]
>It's still wet
>[the musky scent wafts to her nose]
>so gross!
>[she takes another sniff of it]
>UGH! is this?...[sniff]
>how all men smell? [deeper sniff]
>it smells so bad but...
>[sniff]
>I kind of...[sniff] like how it stinks...
What are you doing?
>WAAAAAA?!?!?
>[throws the shirt immediately and it wraps around Futoshis face]
It's all so obvious now
Sure.
Poo poo pee pee Pepe is worst Pepe
>You want me to what?
>I helped you lose all that weight and you still need me to hold your hand?
Please Ikuno-chan, just for a bit.
>I suppose, just for a little while...
>but don't blame me if me pretending to be your girlfriend blows up in your face, Futoshi
R-REALLY? Thanks Ikuno! You really do have a big heart you, know?
>eh?!
What?
>nan demonai ...baka...
>[goes back to reading]
>saying another mans children don't love him because you are so bitter and broken
classic jeb
CRITICAL HIT
GUAC DOWN
Intractable low energy. There's no cure. Without a constant supply of guacamole and guacabowles, Jeb! would fall into a turtle-less slumber and die.
This is literally how blunt his situation is.
>SEX
>MONEY
>RUSSIA
>WTF IMPEACH!
One should be careful with the hugs from a man who promised to govern like Roman god.
Jeb cannot into presidency
Morning everyone. Who would you rather see next on the Presidential hit list after Amazon? Netflix for me.
Plot twist: Milklad barges in, french-kisses the dyke, and asks her
>How does Hiro's cock taste?
They don't even talk about Trump any more. Unless he's doing some dumb shit. It's like a comments section for Drumpf's twitter.
It's fun to watch as they try to justify him not carrying out his promises.
does Yeb! drink soy?
Oh man
>ywn touch the god emperor
painless ways to commit sudoku please
>Presidential hit
the Middle East.
>we got him this time!
they are like literal children
OoOoOoOooO tough guy?!?!?!
I'll show you!!
*Teleports behind krautposter*
Heh nothing personal kid
post the çameltoe if you want to live
Campaigning.
>they
Wew
MY WAIFU
I'll keep that in mind
take your pills, plebbit.
We don't really have to do much. The Arabs and Israelis are inbred and more likely to nuke themselves on accident because they're just animals who only understand force. The EU would be a better kill.
To be able to recover, you need to have been OK at some point.
>OH NOOOOOOOOOO
> be inbred
> have nukes
> be Middle East
> no Middle East anymore
This is an idea
There was that guy that tied a chain between 2 lamp posts, strung it through the car windows and across his neck, then stepped on the gas. Don't see many decapitations outside of Mexico these days, it'll give the town something to talk about.
The Redditor recoils at being named
*Goes back to the_dotard*
Jeb is eternally BTFO
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>more likely to nuke themselves on accident
i'd not take any chances but do it myself.
>The EU would be a better kill
sure, start to MOAB the EU HQ now. i'll assist if you need ground boots in return for a greencard or citizenship.
I have great love for the dreamers. I'll trade them citizenship for 149 miles of obstacle-based, fence-style, barrier. Deals.
You're so unique with your awoo shit. What do you call it when all the retards act the same, tardies?
Pakistan is 70% inbred and has nukes. It's going to happen eventually.
I'll meet you halfway if you hit Merkel with a truck of peace.
>Ghay
Wow. Nobody needs assault tweets like this. Do you know how many people die each year to these?
Any 18 year old can get their hands on one of these military grade without any background checks. It's time for tweet control.
#banassulttweets
>roastie.com
I think that would require an un-pozzed congress.
>Open up laptop in class
>my awoo folder opens for everyone to see.
Yes
Daily Reminder: GEOTUS Should Not Have Won
They have been rigging elections for a century. Eisenhower knew it, JFK knew it, GEOTUS knew it. Whether you believe his election was divine influence, part of the Plus Ultra plan, or a masterful use of Sun Tzu's The Art of War, he is changing things. But make no mistake, the people we are up against are the most powerful people in the world that will stop at nothing to maintain control and impose their tyranny on us; just look at the Clinton body count. We are at a unique point in history that will forever be remembered as the time the oppressed fought back and won. The fight is far from over and GEOTUS needs our help. We put him into office because we are unified and strong. We must do the same for the midterms and beyond.
Have a MAGA day!
This is what made me start hating pepe and frog posters.
Reminds me the flaming shit fags that rotted the early furry fandom.
And? Nothing wrong with awoo
They already know you are autistic, it's ok :)
>Its almost as if embracing the most radical elements of your ((party)) and pushing ((their)) agenda is turning people away..
>Jeb!
BTFO
>What do you call it when all the retards act the same
Ask the other shills who bitch about awoo on an hourly basis.
Have fun explaining this one
Was
(You), Oz? It was at the end of the thread so I'm not sure people saw it.
I really want republicans to win big in the midterms and for trump to build a wall but I am incredible blackpilled. It’s all gonna be fine right?
Don't worry, next month they'll magically be +16 again and the media will pretend that 10 point shifts actually happen just like that.
The inmates are running the asylum now. What can you expect from the party that has people saying we need a Disney princess who had an abortion?
Don't ever take the black
It's hard to win the house with McConnel and Ryan actively subverting your base
>HURRR DURRR LETS PUT RETARDED MANCHILD CARTOONS ON EVERYTHING XD
K
It won't be easy; there will be a hard fight, be can prevail. It's still a long way until November.
We'll win whatever percent my numbers are
>wasting time shopping anime girls when I could be making trumpwave
I too am interested in this cameltoe
> FUCKING Druuupf ha no rooom to tak
Congressmen deserve the loss at this point
guess i can maniulate you retards into doing anything
next step
kys xDDDDD
>people that bitch about faggot awooposters are shills
Got it. Now stick your head further up your ass.
They have to make everything about Trump.
I don't know how these people function daily.
Good idea. Why did I ask a retard like you a question that can't be answered with an edited anime image?
Roseanne actually put it really well to Kimmel. He said "what happened? You used to be so socially liberal" she replied "No I stayed the same! You all just moved so far to the left you lost the rest of us"
And this is why the blue wave is meme. The only concern going into midterms is low enthusiasm and turnout from Republicans. Dems running on gun control should be a motivator!