If vaginas are more hygienic than penises, then why don't I ever have to get my dong inspected? #InspectMyDong #DongStrong #DongsBelong
If vaginas are more hygienic than penises, then why don't I ever have to get my dong inspected...
John Reed
Parker Ortiz
>if
that word is a shibboleth that marks stupid people
Jordan Cox
It is time we revolt against the oppressive OBGYN and the divisive tactics they use to discriminate against men.
Jaxon Turner
If it is, then I think we found one.
Matthew Brooks
>vaginas are more hygienic than penises
Hunter Smith
I know I'm not the only one that's been taught that in high school health class. It's all a big lie.
Liam Thomas
it's a way to justify circumcision
teach kids dicks are dirty while they're young, and when they're having a kid they won't question their kid's dick getting cut
Nathan Lopez
Vaginas are less hygienic. They are basically an internalised, inverted penis that traps bacteria.
Lucas Thomas
Is she smelling her pussy juice on her hand?
Easton Gutierrez
Vaginas constantly get yeast infections, have to worry about PH balance, gotta worry if something crawled up it & died while they were sleeping. Self cleaning oven but it’s high maintenance & breaks down a lot.
Joshua Scott
>buy some 10 euro eco German soap
>has a really pleasant, lasting smell
>later in the day my scrotum turns dry and rough, start flaking
I trusted the Germans' soapmaking skills. I really did.
Dominic Diaz
Anyone have any good penis inspection day stories? I always hated them, never failed I just didn’t score very high due to shoddy circumsicion
Xavier King
Sounds like a rough time
Jaxon Stewart
>gotta worry if something crawled up it & died while they were sleeping
Is this real?
Austin Fisher
>penis inspection day
I still don't know what the point of this was.
Nolan Butler
>she
Hunter Adams
>>later in the day my scrotum turns dry and rough, start flaking
The jews did this
Likely trying to sneakily circumcise you via their body fat soap
Easton Richardson
It's not
>her
pussy juice
>she's
smelling
Jordan Cooper
Meant
Andrew Jones
This is literally an American thing because your retarded women douche which is like thinking your firewall is clogging up your computer so deleting it and then wondering why you get viruses clogging it up.
Ryan Morgan
>She
Juan Flores
The stupid holes pushed this "ewww a dog dick" meme to sell men on perpetuating circumcision in this country, oblivious to the fact that vaginas produce smegma as well. It's perfectly healthy and normal, and aids in sexual lubrication.
Luis Thomas
We need to end this misconception. Just like the misconception that pee isn't stored in the balls.
Liam Morgan
>Yeast infection
Thats a nice way of saying fungus growing in the cooch
Landon Morris
the jews are IN the soap user
>thats why it turns you ashy
just don't fart in the shower while using it or isreal will double in size
Wyatt Lopez
I don't think so.
I'm not an American (obviously), but I think this happened because of the "hygiene revolutions" of the 19th and 20th century. The right people were at the right place to pitch this, and everyone eventually started doing it over there.
In these times, there might've been a legitimate reason for choosing circumcision, both for yourself and your kid.
However, these circumcision is a relic of the past if we're talking about hygiene. Americans commonly shower every fucking day (it's a bit of an overkill unless you live in Florida or something, in my opinion). If you can afford to shower every single fucking day, you can also pull back your foreskin and rub some soap on it for a couple of seconds.
But hell, normally, smegma isn't even a problem unless you do something stupid like ejaculating and leaving bits of cum dry on your fucking dick.
Jeremiah Taylor
Why do you think they're afraid of mice?
Eli Brooks
>why don't I ever have to get my dong inspected?
Probably should. Paying for it anyways within your insurance policy. It is all bundled in there. So why not use it?
Noah Stewart
It’s called a urologist
/thread
Joshua Morales
Stop circumcising children. #dongstrong
Kayden Howard
Vaginas and vulvas being cleaner than penises is a meme. Either way, the person needs to wash down there regularly.
Bentley Rogers
No.
Nolan Murphy
I thought about this. If you don't have antibiotics or modern medicine, infant circumcision is probably the stupidest thing you could possibly do. In those conditions it's a perfect grounds for infection.
Mason Wright
If your skin is fine and everything works and you wash down there daily there's nothing to worry about.
It's your prostate you should be worried about.
Chase Morales
Sounds like the plot to some bad third-rate hentai.
Lucas Miller
basically here's how it works
vag keeps itself at a low pH to inhibit bacterial/yeast growth
if something goes wrong with this balance, bacteria and yeast will quickly get out of control. And things go wrong with that all the time. Hence the inspections
Dicks are on the outside of the body so like, if it has some dirt on it, it's just like any other skin
Sebastian Wright
I've never heard an American women talking shit about foreskin outside of the literal jew media, in fact they literally can't tell the difference when the dick is hard and regularly don't know if their own boyfriend has been cut or not, it is 99% men insulting each other out of insecurity.