Are you ready for the biggest happening the world has ever seen?

Are you ready for the biggest happening the world has ever seen?

>the Yellowstone volcano has been erupting periodically every ~600,000 years
>it's been 640,000 years since the last eruption
>over 200 earthquakes recorded around the Yellowstone park in the last months

RIP America it's been nice knowing you

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The wind better be blowing full-time southwest

yeah but it could be another 20k years in geological timeframe and still be on time. There is absolutely nothing you can do about something like this. No need to worry.

But God loves America, user. Why would he destroy his favourite country?

>The volcano targets the whitest states in America
We are truly fucked.

I think I heard that Argentina and Australia agreed that they would take millions of American refugees if Yellowstone erupted and what saddens me is that the heavy nigger and sonic populations will be the less affected by the eruption

you have been making these threads for years lol

I hope it will wipe the US from the map

>america gets thrown into chaos
>russia snags europe while we are trying to get everything together
>china starts gobbling up surrounding asia
>by the time america has recovered there will only be america, china, and russia

Hahahahaha

Funny how all the non-Americans, or even east cost Americans think this won't effect them too much. If this happened it would be a world wide disaster unlike anything we've seen before.

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You niggerlovers will be gone. Good riddance Mutt

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I hope only to live to see the day when the Zionist amerimutt Gomorrah is razed in hell-fire...

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The states impacted by this have nothing in them anyway. The vast majority of all Americans live on the coasts.

Implying you have the time to recover in that time while china and russia take over everything. The first thing they would do is taking over your shithole country, murimutt.

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I cant wait , even though I live in NW Montana. The family has a hunting cabin at a high enough elevation on the away facing side of a mountain we'll be spared most of the ash fallout. We have enough essentials for 6 to last 2 years . Took a nice 6x6 null elk from there last year, I still have 40 pounds of meat . The door mats have nails in them to keep out bears

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>being worried about some dust
things only yuropoors do

she looks like a walking cold sole.

If your country didn't have our military protecting it then it would get fucked by russia

There goes the ethnostate.

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The best part of a supervolcano would be the impact to global climate due to stratospheric ash. The worldwide famines would kill untold numbers of shitskins.

More Yellowstone threads. Here is one for you larp faggots.
>Chinese space station with hazard chemicals falls to earth
>Lands on Yellowstone
>Impact and explosion causes eruption
>Yellowstone literally blows up and along with the ash it normally spreads for thousands of miles it has the bonus of spreading dangerous as fuck chemicals across all of america and most of Canada.
Now go be larp faggots and jerk off elsewhere.

Have a good time at mosque today friend

Enjoy your skin cancer in the meantime, mate.

This is the only bright side that can see

fuck off

LULZ

Yeah but they wont be the refugees.

worst part about that map is California is unscathed. commit faggots need to feel the wrath of nature

Are we going to have Yellowstone happening threads every month for the next 40000 years until it blows?

You do know this would be a humanity endind event right? When our country decides to off itself it's taking all you faggots with it.

You fuck off back to El_Donaldinho, commifornian.

>Being so new you have to ask the obvious
I get it now, we throw the Commiefornians into Yellowstone, Day of the Volcanic Sacrifice when?

>America
This shit is going to fuck the whole world.
People in the red zone are the lucky fuck who will die before suffering the kt extinction tier side effects.

it's a bot user.
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Post your theme song when it starts to blow

m.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA

East coast will be chilling

This, dust the beaners

Its a good thing and a bad thing

The good thing its that the empire of degenerancy will cease to exist and with it petrodollar and the ZOG

The bad thing its that the American people will be annihilated, but white americans in distant zones like Alaska can recolonize America and make it white again

it basically means it could statistically erupt sometime in the next few thousand years.
>happening

>sound of explosion will be so loud everybody that isn't on the east coast loses their hearing
whoa

April 18 2018 it's when it will blow

Why would we use our overseas military on this? All it does is give the national guard something to do.

>implying global cooling would be worse for the creators of Winter wheat than shitskins

According to that meme only 500,000 people would die. And the most productive farmland in the world gets fertilized.

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Of course you do, mudslime. Go back to raping swedish women

fuck off you're full

Except all of the food. Who cares about that though, right?

>yet another one of these threads
Sage

on average every 600,000 years. That means there could be a million years between two or 200,000.

>just misses california
fuck!

Yes, please don't move there.

i'm at the tip of south texas bordering mexico. am i safe???

Took time out from swallowing Muslim semen to shitpost, Sven? How droll

640,000 years to be precise.

And then welcome your new Chinese overlords. Oops too bad your organs are a match for a party members kid.

But...but...but God blesses those who bless Israel..

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>tfw Wyoming is entirely in the Kill Zone

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you're not safe. nothing to do with the volcano you're just uncomfortably close to mexico

It won't be as big as the catastrophe that brought the population of humans from millions to about 100,000 that happened only 70,000 years ago

not likely, weather almost always comes up from the pacific ocean on the west coast

Good thing nobody lives in the Kill Zone

Better map

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Everybody starves to death.

i feel a hell of a lot safer here than i ever did living in chicago. nothing happens here.

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Propelled forward by Terran dust we escape the bondage of gravity.

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DELET THIS

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I wish

>tfw live in the kill zone

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