Are Finns elves?

Are Finns elves?

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Joo, now stop making this thread everyday.

No, fins are Chinese

Tolkien really wasn't a creative man. Or else they'd be blue.

Finns are oriental, orientals are white
Finns are white.

>fins
It's Finns. Fins are what you find on sharks, Finns are what you find hanging by a rope in saunas, surrounded by empty bottles of kossu.

Yeah, we call them "tapwater goblins"

No

They're just autistic user

Found the chinaman..

Elvis is based on Finnish!
Make of that what you will

How come Elrond has dark hair and all the other elves have light hair? Is he a mutt?

Ei.

Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita.

Finns genetically departed from Indo-Europeans before "white" features emerged. They are an Aryan race separate from Europeans.

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I NEED A GF ANYTHING WPULD DO EVEN A FUCCBOI AT THIS POINT SOMEONE SUCK MY DICK KM GOING INSANE

2nd ever

Yes.

More creative than you, muhammad.

>ywn get a blow job from a forest elf.

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>Elvis is based on Finnish!

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feels bad man

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I was always amazed at Hugo Weaving's casting in this role. Sure, he's a great actor, but he's such an odd looking man.

binland :----D

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>Are Finns elves?
Duh

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I like the color scheme of that flag

>Minnesota included
I'm in!

>Hans ... I think those 'Finns' are actually infiltrators...

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YOu've probably never even been to a St. Urho's Day Parade.

I go to the one in Kaleva every year.

He's the guy about the grasshoppers or something right?

>women's suffrage
>promiscuity
The person who made this chart thought these were things to be proud of?

He chased all the grasshoppers out of Finland, thus saving the grape crops, thus keeping the Finnish wine industry alive.

Heinäsirkka, heinäsirkka, mene täältä hiiteen!

That is super fucking retarded

Well hey at least I knew that. I'm not finnish. My mother's side is half swede/half norwegian and my father's side is all danish

yessssssssssssssssss
but you missed wales.
the south can be ethnically cleansed of the ingles and other unmen

Come out from behind your meme flag you coon.

Elvis used to be chauffeur for a Finn.

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what about the cornish?

Corn doesn't have Finns, silly.

>You will NEVER be this autistic.
Somehow I feel like I've lost even though I've clearly won.

lol no

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go knob yourself, anglo

I think Finn White Knight puukko'd himself.

>le 77% face

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Maybe.

>tfw no qt finnish gf

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seppuukko. that's a lot of double letters

They literally are. Sindarin is based largely on Finnish, and Tolkien was heavily influenced by the Kalevala, Kullervo, and Finnish folklore in general.

Is that yours?

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It would be much more apropriate for these 'finns' to larp as banzais instead.... just why Finns?...