President Trump General /ptg/- waffle edition3

Easter Sunday is also april fools day /ptg/, you've been warned, dont fall for tricks.

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Where my /based boomers/ at??

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>only every 1000
IM
PEACK

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What news today /ptg/?

Any happenings?

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>2.8

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This fucking image always gets me, god damnit

>Trump becomes a modern Caesar and restores the American constitution
Wouldn't even be mad tbqdesu

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TRUMP INFRASTRUCTURE RALLY IN T-MINUS 51 FRIES

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Idiot Kurt

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It could be happening.

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>>>
> Anonymous (ID: M+t1V+3R) 03/29/18
>drumfags still pretending drumpf isnt shilling for israel by constant saying he hates jews
try harder, kekfags

Trump Rally soon.

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>Japanese people say Arex Jones
kekerino

I think the kid tries too much to copy alex

Drudge is looking bloody right now.

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Ivanka and Don just landed in Ohio

Rally in 30 minutes

>2nd thread in a row imaginary country doesn't refresh pastebin

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>put up flyers for an Easter egg hunt at the park
>don't hide any eggs

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>you are held at gunpoint and forced to make white children

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it's joe time baby

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Good

you are posting in /ptg/ aka JUDEN CENTRAL

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>is given a mission
>carries it out to completion dutifully

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>lel based antikike trump
>recieves all of his funding from sheldon adelson
5d chess xDD

Hes very young. He'll learn.

The Founding Fathers may have not liked the guy but I am certain that they would approve of going full metal Caesar.

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who here ready to end neet life and work on a rig?

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>mfw Trump becomes a modern Caesar and restores the American constitution
Fuck Frank but this would be cool.

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>Mad Europoors
Expected of major losers.

>two Ahmeds in one thread
Oh boy, here we go.

I will hold out on excitment until it's officially announced.

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yes

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I can tell this is an especially sick burn, but I don't know how...

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>165848193
>eternally swede

She's cute

looks like harrison ford has some strong forearms.
good for throwing illegal beans into the back of a truck.

Super secret meeting going on with major Trump cabinet members and major Congressman, who knows what it is

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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When is the damn IG report coming out? I don't know how much longer I can take with this.

It must be soon considering how quiet the media has gotten about Russian collusion.

I am cautiously optimistic.

>who here ready to end neet life and work on a rig?
It would be perfect for anti-social autists (like me) because when you go outside, there's still hardly anyone around.

>NEET life
I wish, welfare being racist pushed me to be successful.

Stay mad kid

>I can tell this is an especially sick burn, but I don't know how...

Tentacle porn reference

saturday according to anons

stay invaded cuck

GIBSMEDAT
GIBSMEDAT NOW
RAYYYYYCCCIIIST WHYPIPO

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Why do white boys get all the fine black and POC chicks? Shit ain’t fair man.

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IP TV for the inbound Trump speech

>abclive1-lh.akamaihd.net/i/abc_live03@423397/index_4000_av-b.m3u8

It's live already

>165848406
>S-stay mad
>Lets Trump live in his head rent free when he could just not post in the thread
Sad!

What time is he due?

The President has arrived in Ohio

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This rabid nigger should've had animal control called on it.

roll

No, it's not. You're stuck with those same people for three weeks. Any faux pas or other embarrassing moment will be the only thing they talk about the entire time.

Cool

Time for worry?

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Lol the kings announced today a new partnership with Black Lives Matter. What a joke!!

based

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Do they get internet on those things? It could be pretty comfy.

laura rekt

stay mad kid

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What would be Trump's equivalent to crossing the Rubicon?

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You can, but it's expensive

>BLM IS RELEVANT
Nice try niggers.

>Stay mad
Stay mad retard.

The problem is real brown people don't look like this.

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They're tired of putting up with white women.

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Damn, Laura bent the knee

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Tell Katy Tur how young and attractive she is.

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Thanks

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Stop it, Hank.
But actually you wanna hear something funny? My mom would boil like 3 dozen eggs for us as a kid, we'd spend the night before Easter dying them and then painting cool designs on them, then us kids would have to hide out in the basement on Easter so we couldn't spy on where the parents hid the eggs and we'd go Easter Egg Hunting before our ham dinner. I think I found the most eggs like twice growing up, I got BTFO by my little sister and older brothers pretty hard. But the whole funny part about this story is one year we didn't find 1 egg. The backyard smelled like rotten eggs for months.

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shes a women what do you expect

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How can she cuck so readily to this screeching? Maybe she secretly wants the Hogg.

Oof. Spicer should go for the killshot with a weaponized seizure gif

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October

go for it

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>Woman
>Constantly talks over guests
Besides, fox hosts are just as much of cowards when things go rough. They're too afraid to rock the boat.

These are the "fine" black and colored girls? Jesus Christ.

>see flyers for easter egg hunts around town
>go hide extra eggs for kids to find with candy and stuff in them

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>What would be Trump's equivalent to crossing the Rubicon?
Naming the Jew.

Jew or not a Jew

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As Hannity did for the shit coffee maker, all to do with the Ad's. If they slip they are shown the door, as per O'Reilly

Daily Reminder: GEOTUS Should Not Have Won

They have been rigging elections for a century. Eisenhower knew it, JFK knew it, GEOTUS knew it. Whether you believe his election was divine influence, part of the Plus Ultra plan, or a masterful use of Sun Tzu's The Art of War, he is changing things. But make no mistake, the people we are up against are the most powerful people in the world that will stop at nothing to maintain control and impose their tyranny on us; just look at the Clinton body count. We are at a unique point in history that will forever be remembered as the time the oppressed fought back and won. The fight is far from over and GEOTUS needs our help. We put him into office because we are unified and strong. We must do the same for the midterms and beyond.

Have a MAGA day!

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Yes lmao
Niggers are dirty fucking monkeys.

shes aged

Not until Trump makes more anime real.

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the wall now asap

>Naming the Jew.

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Katy Turd poster?

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