Why haven’t YOU joined #theresistance yet?
NAZIS BTFO
This is pol, youre looking for lgbt
based
the fucking state of leftist memes lmfao
cringe as fuck tbqh lad
*Gets sucked into the jet engine*
Because it’s The Gay™. And there’s no purpose or legitimate need for it?
Wasted Quads.
Nice photo shop lmfao
Also, jumping out of a plane because a singular person is a nazi, thus killing 137-143 innocent people as well.
The absolute state of the left.
those are trips you fucking retard
>Quads
>Redneck education
Also there's always a co-pilot there who is more experienced than the pilot
>take controll of plane
>try to menuvour and suck him in the engine
>crash and die
Nobody likes nazis except douchebags and insecure angry white devils.
omg this is the worst excuse for meme ever
Statistically a lot of them would be drumpf voters lol
>run up to front of plane
>find autopilot and engage after bringing to stable position
‘Mayday! Mayday! This is —- in plane (whatever), my pilot has abandoned the craft mid flight and i have been left onboard with no one to fly the plane. I request assistance to guide me to the nearest runway for an emergency landing!’
>if told nazi scum
‘Are you saying on record that you are refusing to help a man in a passenger airplane to safely land the craft? May I speak to your manager?’
>continue until I receive help or if stonewalled forever just choose to fly until i find a crowded city to crash into, somewhere libshitty while claiming I have no control of the plane
If they want me to die a martyr I’m going full rahowa. They’dve had their chance.
I was going to but after finding out that they fucking waste planes like retards, I don't want to.
Wew, what wisdom.
fucking kek
I think you mean /mlp/ - they're similar.
>Be diagnosed with Dyslexia
Can’t help it
>quads
Welcome to Jow Forums, newfriend.
Read
>Can’t help it
Fags say the same thing, but they still get the gas
This meme sums up the left.
Brown people perform worse in every important field. Therefore, White people are evil. CRASH SOCIETY NOW KILL WHITEY DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT.
>why did you crash the plane killing hundreds of people and cost us millions
>there was a guy with swastikas on his neck
>I'm the good guy
Do you feel in charge?
When you thought you got over on a guy with Swazi tattoos but your parachute fails and it was all for nothing because Swazi tattoo guy has a pilots license tho
ohshitnigger.jpg
we don't take those faggots.
Because Nazis don't exist in 2018.
Wow that's a good one there.
Does this even deserve to referenced for the case of Leftists being unable to meme?
I rate this picture an LGBT out of 69 Genders
What did the sign really say?
when you thought you ended slavery but now every wallet contains a slave ID but at least you think you are free tho
happyslave.png
That's kinda funny. But not even close to even a low-tier right wing meme.
This
Nazis make the best pilots, though.
>MFW your parachute gets sliced to shreds by the prop
>The Resistance
>Televised
>State Run
hhmm I wonder which one is resisting or which one is the arm of the financial elite.
>clubbing slavs
>worthy of commendation
literally an irl stat padder
b-but muh based /mlpol/
you realize that republicans control all three branches right?
Action : Whenever you see an article / tweet / post on normie media that makes you want to sperg out, but you can't act for fear of revealing your power level, simply reply with the following statement :
>"Thanks for pushing normal people even further to the right."
If they try to start an argument, simply keep repeating :
>"As I said, thanks for pushing normal people even further to the right."
to whatever arguments they try to make.
Whenever you see the comment, upvote / like it.
Goals :
- Demoralization. Make them realize that every action they take is counterproductive.
- Subtly imply to bystanders that 'ordinary' people are already right wing. Remember, the major social currency among normies is conformity. If they believe that everybody else is moving right, so will they.
- Point out that the rise of the right is a consequence of the actions & voices of the left.
- Show 'the left' and the normies that we are everywhere, and that we are watching. Again, this plays into the normie desire to 'fit in'.
- Embolden those who are already on the right but are kept silent by fear of social repercussions (see previous point).
- The comment is polite and violates no 'guidelines'. They can't shut it down.
- Short comments are more likely to be read, often more so than the actual article / post / story.
- Create an atmosphere that discourages leftists to post in the first place.
This is solid enough that you could even post it on real accounts. If you ever have to walk it back just say “I AM a leftist myself. It was sarcasm. I meant that stuff like that damages OUR cause.” Even then, the statement has value as a divide and conquer strategy (ie. “a real leftist doesn’t believe that stuff”).
It doesn't matter whether you believe any of the above or not - the purpose is to make *them* believe it.
Discuss.
Ignore divide & conquer shills and demoralization shills (anybody who ‘dismisses’ the plan without providing genuine criticism is a shill.)
I finally figured out why you should shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
>*Gets sucked into the jet engine*
>helicopter
oh that flag
Because im not a disgusting faggot communist like you. I cannot fucking wait for the helicopter faggot drops to start.
Can someone please tell me what this arm gesture is about?
It's some sort of negro thing, you might as well ask about the lip plates.
Kek
kys you autistic fuck
>clearly an airplane window
>hurr that's a helicopter
thats just an image to make the joke. its supposed to be throwing commies out of a helicopter. kys newfag
Lefties probably would be stupid enough to crash a commercial plane with several innocents aboard just to kill one """nazi"""
(You)
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
lol. none of those commie niggers have ever dug a 80' long 2' deep trench with a fucking carpenters hammers in a day.. worn down to the nub.
their hands would not outlast the hammer.
they will never know how superior the carpenter hammer is to the shovel when digging lines in rocky soil..
even if you pay them $33 an hour...
they will still cry cause their hands are bleeding... faggots.
*sips vodka*
All you non conformists are all the same..
>if you’re not with us, you’re a natzeeeeee!
You can’t drive the bus user...
That's cute, but we all know which one actually happened
(checked)
Wtf i love Nazis now.
>anarcho-commie flag
who let this stupid kike out of the helicopter?
>know you can't do something
>still proudly go around looking like a retard as you try to do it
Its a double sieg heil, used only by hitler's most extreme supporters. Report it wherever you see it.
This.
Like filthy leftist would learn to do anything like learn to fly a plane.
>Helicopter falls faster
>Gets turned into mincemeat
could happen
Can I get a Quick Rundown?
Lmao.
They sell trenching tools designed for this purpose, you know. There is no need to take the meat off the palms of your hand.
>the left can't me-
>jumping out of a plane because of 1 nazi
>100+ innocent people die on the plane
'It's for the greater good!', kek
I admit I chuckled but it really is not a very good meme. Its just mean spirited "slip on a banana peel" type humor. There isn't much there meme-wise. The meme that the left cant meme, like all resilient memes, exists because of the basic truth it embodies. In a way, this is just one more example of that truth.
lol user has never done anything with his hands other than typing.
The left is a fake meme
If you prefer using a claw hammer to a trench pick why not really get in touch with you physicality and switch to a dinner fork?
Its not the rocks that get you its the fucking CLAY. A pickaxe or similar makes go through clay so much easier than a spade.
You know what would be ironic?
Rain on your wedding day?
it's a quick freshness check of the pits
i'm dyslexic. it doesn't work like that faggot
Is that an abstract merchant? or is my brain playing with me
you hide your crying eyes in shame over the loss of the old reich while heiling the birth of the new reich.
FPBTFOOP
>first post BTFO OP
>estonian doesn't like ponies
i'm heartbroken...no toothbrushing pony gifs?
all nazi's deserve a hammer to the face
Because the right IS the resistance.
That left can't meme
>too much of a pussy to kick him out
>has to bail the damn machine to kill 1 (one) nazi
Because:
I'm not a cuck that likes black cock in my ass
I don't believe in the tenets of socialism/fascism
I am glad to have voted for Pres Trump
Im a tax paying American, not a leeching POS bottom feeding nigger, like everyone else in #theresistance
But I am resisting this rotting cancer of a satanic world though?
chk'd
If I still had my sides, they'd be fucking gone by now for sure.
She never really had a chance, did she?