Post your perfect europa here

Would be cool to play this as mod in EU4

The Finno-Uralic-Nordic-Native-Celtic-Hapa Union (FUNNCHU)

>All Jews and *nglos have been relocated from the union's territory
>Anglicism is in the process of being purged from the world
>Traditionalist Agrarian National Socialism now dominates the higher civilizations of North America
>The remaining French have been evacuated to Quebec where the Bonaparte dynasty has been restored
>The Maori have spermed the *nglo corruption out of the New Zealanders and created a thriving hapastate
>The Japanese Empire has been restored and anime is banned
>Neopaganism and Shamanism are the most widely practiced religions throughout every territory except for Quebec
>Processed food, pornography, usury, and pop culture have been eradicated
>Capitalism, materialism, humanism, liberalism, industrialism, and feminism have been forgotten, viewed merely as barbarism practiced in the lost south

MEMBER STATES:
NEW WORLD
>Montana
>Sylvania
>Celtic Maritime States
>Cascadia
>First Nation
>Lakota
>Kingdom of Quebec

OLD WORLD
>Finno-Uralia
>Nordic Homelands
>Celtic Homelands
>German Remnants
>Baltic Lands

ALLIES:
>Hapa ethnostates of California, Australia, and Kamchatka
>The Maori
>Japanese Empire
>Transhumanist Technostate (AI rule, colonizing space)
>Bhutan

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Good job on this one

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Preaty good, but Kaliningrad is rightfull Baltic.

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this could work

Added Csángó Land for even more balkanization

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>no memel
you failed

If you had given us constantinople it would be the best.

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why chzechoslovakia?
we are not really the same nation

>ukraine
>belarus
absolutely disgusting

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Belarus sucksyoutube.com/watch?v=XjfzKB9EhWE

>oh, it's nice that we'd get a corrido... ohhh

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Riga Master Race

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no dude, you will be sea and back in Asia

better defense against germans and pretty similar.

germani are 100 mil Slovakia is 5 and czech is 10
pretty much the same

czech is 10.56 you slovak gipsy fuck, get your info staight

i guess i should have made it with deportations in mind

LoL idiot you are from goat fucking country,
and you are not even from desert last time I were in Lithuania was in 2013 and you looked like you were frozen in 1980's, and yeah we have gypsies here but they have more advanced civilisation in
settlements than your whole country.

We don't want anything from slovakia

Easy
You will all become vassals of the Texas Republic

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yeah you do, some of you like our beer

post pic of beer
I drink pic

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This is beer in our country

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looks comfy

Your like a little kid, watch this.

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was supposed to reply to

lol
Texas alone is not even 1/40th of power that united state of Europe would have, lmao.

Even without mayor European countries EU gdp is larger than USA, imagine if we had all of Euro countries .

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>balkanize europe
>country gets larger

just kill me senpai

1st was a small joke, second is cool brewery in the middle of Slovakia, anyway I lived in Germany for a short time during my student years( technische universitat berlin) and as far as I know the best beer brand is "NEXT" :)

I feel bad for you

I always thought it was neat how Balts hung out together with Baltic Germans and had a fun time just building shit and making fun of slavs. Do you guys think you would team up with Germany again if they took back Koenigsberg and offered to you help you guys remove vodka?

??? Pretty sure Vilnius is better then Bratislava, I remember watching the movie euro trip and it is a very accurate representation of the shithole state your country is, not to mention every slovak i have ever met has been a weird, annoying, passive aggressive fucker i want to get as far away from as possible

Yes, please. All the meme countries here would unite once to Russian language question is solved.

then feel Berlinyoutube.com/watch?v=YqJukJYWNZs

>returning Ireland to a series of Celtic tribal Kingdoms

oh for the love of god fucking yes please

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yeah I agree movie that was shot by USA in Prague is "accurate" picture of Slovakia.
I'm glad you have internet and can download movies now.

Scotland is not a Celtic country.

yes yes and yes, please rename klaipeda to memel and have it germanized again, but no muslims and no eu, shit would be A+ then we could all bring back the prussian language and from a new country!

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*Spits*

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absolute state of shitvakia

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more documented evidence to display the sad state of slow...akia

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>Tfw u hab brachycephaly

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Dalmatia and Transylvania are proper Hungarian clay

Remove Hungary too pls

Wtf, Serbs giving Finland land from Russia. 5/5

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let us at least take our old parts back before you sink it into the ocean

Turn Hungary into see:)

Hungary is a made up country,there are no real Hungarians,just weird Romanians,Croats and Slovakians

Sure

Finally someone who understands

I kind of like Poland

dude wtf is that growing inside your mouth

I too but they're kind of rude with their reperation demands

How in the fucking hell is that even possible?

Dude deal with gun grabbers now, if government will get yours EU will take ours. and ours are not legal ownership

TRUUUUUE

Restore the empire.

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>not forming germany to get OP ass buffs

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THIS

Might just as well remove all the camel jockeys.

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Suck it up niggers,I'm white as fuck

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>*nglos
they ruined Europe and the world

TRI PRSTA

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The Anglos are the worlds number one niggers.

Anglos colonized most of it.

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>Imperium Romanae
>only holds constantinople
I get it, ERE and everything, but them only holding the Queen is hilarious

you're also a fat faggot

THX for your opinion we will look at it later

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Hi German bro

and they brought c*pitalism, *ndividualism, l*beralism, and ind*strialism with them

your grandkids will be brown consumers because of them

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>taking land from the sea
based Netherlands

>half of Finnish Lapland is German
>is that of Petroskoi in German hands
Your map is shit

that flag on czech republic is actually wrong, only czech part is that blue triangle, rest is slovakian
flag that used to meant a lot

Fucking europoors trying to fix their continent when they can enjoy the american dream instead.

Is this invitation?

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are you too big fan of Šuhaj?
Carpatian Ruthenia?

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ans and it shall be given
there is also another mod that just released every possible tag on the map, but this is much bigger autismo