/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DEVIL INCARNATE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
youtu.be/IuJCIjKC6Xo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
youtu.be/7FcGuCE8HXc
>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
youtu.be/-4qvyjSKG_8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
youtu.be/gwjlUa-IIso
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
youtu.be/Tku7hLHbiZY
>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
youtu.be/gPWzgPxvtJ8
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
youtu.be/ueRdKpbHZpA
>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
youtu.be/MyVOFm3ruDk
>StateDep Readout: Conversation w/Producers of Last Men in Aleppo 3/27/18
youtu.be/y6Ru2UJo1q8
>ICE Op in FL 3/27/18
youtu.be/Q5vCnF18A8k
>NATO Press Brief on UK attack 3/27/18
youtu.be/6jBv6AGtHlI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/27/18
youtu.be/YfT9npKWoFE
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/27/18
youtu.be/0z_K7dMqt34
>StateDep Video: Slave Day 3/27/18
youtu.be/kvjFhTIFq9A
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
c-span.org/video/?443143-1/
>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc

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MAGA

ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE

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MIGA, then MAGA

SHALL

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Make white babies instead of arguing about aten
t. atem

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I just went over to Jow Forums and it's pink Wojaks everywhere. Is memecoin crashing again?

THANKS FOR BAKING

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memes are bleeding into reality

MAGA

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Hogg'd

Well Laura's show was fun while it lasted

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n-no

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AWOOOO

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Daily reminder that the only thing more dead than Ann Coulter's womb is her chance of ever getting anything accomplished.

Awoovement!

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This is one of Jr.'s best tweets.

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Travelers would also be asked to list previous phone numbers, email addresses and international travel during the previous five years, and to detail any immigration problems they’ve had, whether with the U.S. or elsewhere. They’ll also be asked about potential family connections to terrorism.

Travelers would also be asked to list previous phone numbers, email addresses and international travel during the previous five years, and to detail any immigration problems they’ve had, whether with the U.S. or elsewhere. They’ll also be asked about potential family connections to terrorism.

lol how would they find random media accounts belonging to you if you don't tell them

BASED MATTIS
BASED BOLTON

U-S-A?

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My kids look nothing like me

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Such bullshit. Why did Laura apologize for telling the truth?

forgot pic

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Bitcoin current rate: $7,284.04. Ethereum: $398.75

>reluctantly reinforce Afghanistan to prevent the government from collapsing
>pull out of Syria
>denuclearize North Korea

Trump's foreign policy is looking pretty good for the midterms desu

I don't get it

The mud on the far left looks like him.

>not having social media
What are you, some kind of weirdo?

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>apologizing

laura is a dumb cunt

She's falling for the Twitter bot meme. Its alright. Her incessant droning about her Catholicism and always fucking talking over people.
It wasn't going to last anyway.

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SELL SELL SELL.

BASED NEOCONS MATTIS AND BOLTON PLEASE SEND US INTO WAR!!!!!


IF TRUMP GETS US A WAR WITH IRAN HE WILL BECOME THE GREATEST POTUS OF ALL TIME!!!

IF HE ALSO GETS US INTO WAR WITH RUSSIA THEN HE SHOULD BE APPOINTED RULER OF THE WORLD!!!

MAGA

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good, those manlets can see eye to eye

>lol how would they find random media accounts belonging to you if you don't tell them
>phone numbers and email addresses
>quick search of the NSA database

wyoming shouldn't even count; they're overrepresented because they have the literal bare minimum number of votes

Neocons believe in globalism and the UN.

The word you're looking forward is jingo.

Ann Coulter belongs in the fucking garbage she's a pilot fish who's drifted from one faggy Zionist-friendly public outrage to the next always acting as the contrarian.

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Turns out her Judeo-christian values betrayed her, when will these (((christians))) learn?

>woke goddess
Disgusting

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Good to see those two getting along.

I wouldn't be proud of it, but I'd fuck his daughter.

she still isnt going to fuck him

SELL EVERYTHING
I really need a shooped gif of that "fire everything" scene from that startrek movie with pink wojacks as the missles and the bitcoin logo as the ship

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MAGA

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Pope Francis claims that Hell does not exist and that condemned souls just "disappear."

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>literally ruin and despair; the bloodline
Nip, I...

its pretty funny how quick you retards turn on eachother. I still remember when you morons cheered Bannon on like it was the best pick Trump could ever make.

He's begging to get removed

so...the pope is a kike?

I dont want a war with Russia but he can kill all the nonwhites he pleases as far as I'm concerned.

Glorious.

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There's hardly people there but they have to be represented.

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>pull out of Syria
he's escalating in Syria, retard
>denuclearize North Korea
fake neogtiations so he can say "we tried" before going to war

Also, it's funny how drumpfshits heap praise on Trump for supposedly taking bold moves, against the orthodoxy, to reach out to NK to supposedly get them to denuclearise, using his greta negotiating skills t omake a GREAT DEAL

Yet when presented with the reality that that's exactly what Obama did vis-a-vis Iran, drumpfshits lose their minds and start chimping out.

Hell is mostly conjecture anyway because
>Lol the divine comedy is canonical, rite

>there's a timeline where that's the first family and this is the first lady

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ThatsWhatIJustSaid

Pope Faggot has literally put his mouth to dirtnigger feet. I'm not listening to him no matter what the subject. Degenerate sandnigger puppet.

Fake news by the same media kike that's lied in 5 interviews now.

This is a good question. I only have a twitter where I just follow a bunch of porn artists.

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I'm tired right now.

>Shawn
>not Hogan
kys

>and that condemned souls just "disappear."
do they get thrown out of a helicopter outside the pearly gates or something?

Can't believe he even wants to

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>Wind blows
>Rain falls....
>Fire burns.....
Wait where have I heard this before? Do I need a multipass to remember?
Also what in the God damn shit happened to jewgle!? I can't even search images on there anymore. Though it did remind me to switch my default search engine back to duck duck go after my new OS flash... Still, what kikery is this!?

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is that akatsuki or have i been playing too much kancolle

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Hell isn't forever, but there is a hell. Eternal life is only available through Christ Jesus. There's no mention of eternal death.

That's the son that endorsed Trump...

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well?
Link some good ones.

So this is what Trump meant by "let someone else take care of it" Macron about to regain the French colonies

this will be fun
Turkey's PM was doing some damage control about entering iraqi soil yesterday, right?

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search the text it's the first result ya moron

FROG ON ROACH VIOLENCE

Hell is eternal heretic

can't handle the bants

My family spent a gold coin back in the 1400's to save my great-great...-great grandpa from hell because the Pope said said hell was real and whatnot. I hope he is willing to give it back with interests or he will be speaking to my lawyer soon.

lol jesus literally did the same thing.

Where did you come up with "dirtnigger"?

((actually crying))
not ever.

He's right

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Thinking someone should be rewarded forever for providing something is silly. You must be tarded.

Not really.
>In a meeting with Kurdish and Arab representatives in Syria, Macron expressed his country's readiness to send French troops to support the US-led Coalition in Syria, which includes the Syrian Kurdish People's Protection Units (YPG), Marianne, a Paris-based news magazine said.

Mine was from the TF2 Meet the Scoot vidya.

Beats me. I just save pictures of smoking anime girls to justify my disgusting habit.

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Is there any announcement from the advertisers themselves. TV ads don't just "get pulled".

>with interests
Dont be jew about the whole thing.

>FROG ON ROACH VIOLENCE

Frogs won't have any problem providing Arabic speaking interpreters

>what is “where the worm dieth not and the fire is not quenched”
Is it possible to be more Biblically illiterate?

Do it. Sue the Pope.

And that's how Christcuckery was born.

Reminder that I have not been granted 1 non-Jewish Roman first hand source about the so called Jesus

Comapring Trumps NK foreign policy and negotiation tactics to Obamas begging and pleading with Iran is pretty asinine. Come back when Trumps sending Kimmy pallets of cash

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but I thought Trump only picked the best people?

Yeah then I gotta go to some fucking site to even get the image. Before, you could just hit "view image" and get the direct link to the image. Now you have get bombarded with stupid shit, then hit some bullshit on these shitty sites to get to the actual raw image.

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Whoopsie!

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>I still remember when you morons cheered Bannon
>Jow Forums is one person
there were a lot of people who didn't like Priebus or Bannon joining