JARED FOGLE RELEASES A THINLY VIELED THREAT AGAINST TRUMP! SAYS GIVE ME A PARDON OR I RELEASE INFO ABOUT YOU AND CHILD PORN!!!
Carter Hill
To who?
Gabriel Phillips
>we should shutdown a magazine because I don't like what it says Maybe we should hold a book burning, Kurt
Brayden Gomez
Is that the space shotgun the Jow Forums dude used to blow his head off? Oh shit no, that's the caseless rifle isn't it!? Fuck when are we gonna perfect caseless ammo!?
Charles Ross
Her nickname in the 90s was "ice queen." And that's when she was bangable.
I’m unironically worried about the house, and With the usual luck that hook nosed sheckelvacuum will live to 105
Daniel Brown
>..t-this is... >Futoshi's shirt >He have must worn it today while running his daily 5 miles >he really has become almost a new person >But he should know better than to just throw it on the floor >[picks up the shirt] >It's still wet with sweat >[the musky scent wafts to her nose] >so gross! >[she takes another sniff of it] >UGH! is this?...[sniff] >how all men smell? [deeper sniff] >it smells so bad but... >[sniff] >I kind of...[sniff] like how it stinks... What are you doing? >WAAAAAA?!?!? >[throws the shirt immediately and it wraps around Futoshis face]
>You want me to what? >I helped you lose all that weight and you still need me to hold your hand? Please Ikuno-chan, just for a bit. >I suppose, just for a little while... >but don't blame me if me pretending to be your girlfriend blows up in your face, Futoshi R-REALLY? Thanks Ikuno! You really do have a big heart you, know? >eh?! What? >nan demonai ...baka... >[goes back to reading]
She loves the tucking. I'm going to be honest. If I was a girl I'd want Tucc to knock me up.
Jacob Green
>It's been 2 years since we found out about Papa and the system >We all had to escape and with the help of Dr. FranXX managed to get out with our mechs >Life outside the plantation is hard, but it hardens you if you have the will to survive >I'm not the soft person I once was anymore >It's embarrassing to think about >I set the barbell down after my last set of military presses >next is weighted dips >"Futoshi-kuuun" Ikuno says as she comes into the work room >I'm not wearing a shirt >but she is used to seeing me like this >"I brought you a drink, Dr. FranXX says it will help you build up muscle after your workouts. Protein shake, I think he called it." >She sets it down on the table >in the split second Ikuno bends down I see massive cleavage >Her breasts have gotten so big >and her hips are really alluring >The sound of cloth ripping interrupts the room >I look down >My dick, vascular and thick, tore threw my pants again >Ikuno smirks "Jeez, everytime I walk in the room this happens it seems. Are you sure we shouldn't get you a dress?" >She says as she pulls a body mat infront of the weighted dips bar >"What are you doing" I ask as she gets on her knees infront of me >"Make it to 12 dips, Futoshi" she says pushing her glasses up with a smile >She opens her mouth and positions her head >so that at the top of every rep, she is able to give my cock a quick lick >Made it to 15 reps that day
>when attacked, she immediately retreats Did Tucker just call Hillary a Jew!?!!?! >then I started hating them >watch as it recoils >"I've been found out"
fug. I wasn't originally worried about the house, but when I saw the GOP job that Penn special election that used to go 60% republican I became concerned that they aren't even going to try in the midterm.
