/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Sessions Waking Up edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Speech @Richfield OH on infrastructure 3/29/18
youtu.be/I49fN0BBiV4
>Pres Trump departing OH 3/29/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in OH 3/29/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC for OH 3/29/18
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>Pres Trump/Ivanka departing WH 3/29/18
youtu.be/Z4XpoE0mTuU
>Mooch talking about Pres Trump on CSPAN 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?441513-2/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets The Devil Incarnate 3/29/18
youtu.be/vJpKEECToTI
>MarineCorps Cmdt Neller on National Defense Strategy 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443228-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/29/18
youtu.be/LdX5uQ1tZ9k
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443256-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
youtu.be/IuJCIjKC6Xo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
youtu.be/7FcGuCE8HXc
>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
youtu.be/-4qvyjSKG_8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
youtu.be/gwjlUa-IIso
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
youtu.be/Tku7hLHbiZY
>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
youtu.be/gPWzgPxvtJ8
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
youtu.be/ueRdKpbHZpA
>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
youtu.be/MyVOFm3ruDk

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JOHN BOLTON IS A LITERAL C.UCK

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>Corroborated allegations that Mr. Bolton’s first wife, Christina Bolton, was forced to engage in group sex have not been refuted by the State Department...

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I TOLD YOU NIGGERS I WASN'T BAKING

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Dogs are not man's best fren. Worst 'pet' ever invented.

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I saw it but I didn't want to get sucked into baking again. I actually wanted to do other things tonight

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Stephen Reinhardt died lol

>MIT Technology Review has the story: “In a breakthrough that redefines how life can be created, embryologists working at the University of Cambridge in the UK have grown realistic-looking mouse embryos using only stem cells. No egg. No sperm. Just cells plucked from another embryo.”

>“The researchers placed the cells carefully in a three-dimensional scaffold and watched, fascinated, as they [the cells] started communicating and lining up into the distinctive bullet shape of a mouse embryo several days old.”

>“’We know that stem cells are magical in their powerful potential of what they can do. We did not realize they could self-organize so beautifully or perfectly,’ Magdelena Zernicka¬-Goetz, who headed the team, told an interviewer at the time.”

>Zernicka-Goetz says her ‘synthetic’ embryos probably couldn’t have grown into mice. Nonetheless, they’re a hint that soon we could have mammals born without an egg [or sperm] at all.”

>“…The next step, she says, is to make an artificial embryo out of human stem cells, work that’s being pursued at the University of Michigan and Rockefeller University.”

>“Synthetic human embryos would be a boon to scientists, letting them TEASE APART EVENTS early in development. And since such embryos start with easily manipulated stem cells, labs will be able to employ a full range of tools, such as GENE EDITING, to investigate them as they grow.”
How long until they kill everyone?

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I can do at most 1 more

Good looking out, Maori
Take over while chinkers dines on Golden Labrador

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Sixty Russian spies down, one to go.

Tesla recalls 123K Model S sedans for power steering problem

The recall covers all Model S sedans built before April of 2016. Five bolts holding the power steering motor in place can corrode and either come loose or break, possibly causing a loss of power steering. Manual steering would still work.Tesla says the problem happens infrequently in places where salt is used to clear snow and ice from roads.

>finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-recalls-123k-model-sedans-220842247.html

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Recycle later or don't.
I have to go soon

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AWOO~

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LMFAO!!!

Shut up

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Thanks for baking, McCain5

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agreed
dogs do not make good pets

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There's a recycle, but it has no title

I'll be home in 2 hours or so

Not long I hope just fucking nuke us already

Hillary isn't getting jailed, sadly

>Stephen Reinhardt
Stephen Roy Reinhardt was a circuit judge on the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, with chambers in Los Angeles, California.

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Wow so Trump is retreating out of Syria?????

How can you defend this?

He is literally letting his buddy Putin have Syria now, which means Putin can support more terrorism.

McCain is right-- This is cowardice.

you ever get a strange urge to start building a large boat?

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Does anyone have the Costanza ">her" meme? Thanks in advance, friends.

>Elon deletes faceberg
>(((financial sector))) tries to delete Elon

Fuck right off

Please just kill everything south of America's border, and all of Eurarbia.

The interweb is all that’s standing between us and a Goebbels wet dream.
Without it, there’d be no President Trump.
cheers .. keep the faith

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This is fucking great

Trump needs to stop calling that fence the wall, it's fucking embarrassing

goys how can we meme ginsberg into dying? can we come up with a catchy sing song rhyme or something?

TUMMY RUMBLIES START MY QUEST

FOR BOARS HEAD MEAT SUBS FROM PUBLIX

ALWAYS JUICY, SLICED JUST RIGHT

ONLY GOOD BOYS GET A BITE

NORMIES DO NOT GET TO TASTE

PUBLIX SUBS, THEY HAVE TO WASTE

THEIR HARD EARNED WAGES ON DRY MEATS

WHILE THIS GOOD BOY GETS ALL THE TREATS

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There is more than 1 kiwi

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Shut up

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9th Circuit will be Trump's in time

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It means Russia controls the natural gas flow into Europe.

rest in piss

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Does this mean trump gets to appoint his replacement?

Fucking useless, none of that gene editing stuff can work on adults. I have Marfan Syndrome and it's too late.
>Press F

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This has nothing to do with facebook but rather cheaply made Teslas.

yep.

I don't believe that

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Good luck running a pipeline through this region..it’s as realistic as One belt

LUNCHTIME FOR MOMMYS SPECIAL BOY

I KNOW JUST WHERE TO GO, OH JOY

PUBLIX TENDY SUBS FOR ME

HOT AND FRESH AND EXTRA CRISPY

DOUBLE TENDIES, EXTRA CHEESE

ONLY FOR GOOD BOYS LIKE ME

NORMIES DO NOT GET A TASTE

BOARS HEAD SUBS ARE THE MOST BASED

bare hands kill more people than guns
ban assault fisting now!

>Implying millions of cars aren't recalled years after production on a monthly basis
>Implying it's ever news

I'm no expert on knives (I am), but that isn't an actual switchblade is it? The spring loaded button would be for a right handed user normally, meaning I should see some button right next to the kitter's paw. That's a fixed blade isn't it? You're merely pretending aren't you?

if the beef industry posters find out you're ham posting in /ptg/ they are going to break your knee caps.

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Are you upset that you can't say "neocon don" anymore?

>no new posts
>no new posts

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I hear a lot about the greatness of Ben Shapiro.
He has ideals. He criticized the Roseanne debut.
>But not only has he accomplished NOTHING for the country he’s a deeply unpleasant person who lies about the president.
Shapiro is like Ann Coulter. Both of them studied the film critic Rex Reed, whose signature viciousness became the defining trait of East Coast punditry.
>What Shapiro does is waste time.
He engages in pointless debates with people who will never agree with him.
>This is old-school conservatism. It's about endless yakking and doing nothing.
Shapiro is obsolete.
The angry, nasty, negative, East Coast pundit spewing insults is a denizen of the dead past.
So I don't care about Shapiro's alleged ideals.
>He's done nothing to improve the lives of anyone.

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Funny how Trump can let Putin and his terrorist allies take over Syria, and you still blindly defend him...

Leaving Syria is like the police abandoning Detroit, and letting gangs control everything.

Disgusting.

Sounds like the Zuckerberg curse got him.

No it's about keeping US pipes out of Syria. Germany has already signed on to Russias nordstream 2.

>Publix

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FOX NEWS ALERT

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thank fucking God.

Time to appoint someone not insane.

So a huge improvement?

Tesla is tanking as its a horrible car company.

Jury's still out on that, he made it to 56 which is possible but towards the end of life for someone with this.

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Slow today. I hope people didn't really buy into the latest blackpiller shitstorm.

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We're going to make the 9th Circuit great again.

I don't know what this is

>ᵃʷᵒᵒ
AWOO

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>publix

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GBP? I HAVE 150

TIME FOR TENDIES HOT AND CRISPY

PUBLIX SUBSIES JUST FOR ME

NORMIES DONT GET ANY REE

THEY HAVE TO EAT NORMIE MEATS

THEY DONT DESERVE BOARS HEAD TREATS

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It's not America's job to 'police' Syria.

Huh? What?

lucky him, he still has a thumb
my grandfather was born without one. how he got work as a construction contractor, i have no idea

Syria isnt western its eastern, its governed by a Dictator and its non of our business. You want to police sand niggers? Be my guest but keep the government out of it.

It’s your job

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They likely did. There is usually 50+ posters at this hour

>When you're simultaneously getting flak for being war mongering neocons and peacenik Russian collaborators

Maybe blackpillers are right at least the sweet release of death awaited us in the Hillary timeline

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>2018
>still falling for the putin is bad meme

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GO AWAY SUNDANCE.

BTFO
For those who follow the PPD Election Projection Model, you know “we’re not there yet,” either. We do not have enough special election data to draw any solid conclusions, though the needle has undoubtedly moved closer toward the Democrats given low GOP voter enthusiasm.
>Conor Lamb will not be the model Congressional Democrat and Roy Moore will not be the model for a Congressional Republican.
What we do have is a clear pattern: the lower the turnout, the more it has benefitted Democratic candidates both statewide and in congressional districts.
With the exception of PA-18, which we do believe to be an exemption, we have not detected “mind-changers” in these special elections.
>In other words, people haven’t changed their minds and Democrats have certainly not seen a surge in voter registration.
Only in Virginia have we seen an uptick in party affiliation for Democrats in our likely voter surveys.
That void leaves us with historical data and demographic voting patterns, neither of which bode particularly well for Democrats given Republicans’ distinct advantages in congressional districts.

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>no Sara/Judge threesome

>Leaving Syria is like the police abandoning Detroit, and letting gangs control everything.
Fuck off McTumor.

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You mean more terrorism than the KGB teaching Arafat how to hijack planes so he could teach all the other dunecoons until people had a Osama Bin Laden, k, keep us posted.

I wish we had a more international presence tbqh

>Mr. (((Huber)))

isn't it actually more normie nowadays to buy ready-made sandwiches as opposed to buying meats and cooking them yourself?

Self driving cars are still a very long way from becoming """mainstream"""; Not while the thrill of H A I R P I N S exist

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Nah I was joking don’t do it

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>I wish we had a more international presence tbqh
Like where, and why??

Blackpillers are just silly, would be more turned off by e*a drama than anything else

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Not me. I'm not posting as much because I'm playing Xenoblade 2.

Yeah im not saying the recall will break them im saying its bad PR for a company going under. Tesla is going to fall like Amazon, Alphabet any globalist company that is surviving on subsides turning no profit.

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fucking delete this m8

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the only thing blackpilling me right now is we've gone too long without a happening
i know parkland wasn't very long ago but i'm spoiled from when we were getting so many so rapidly

There was a blackpill shitstorm today? What were they posting about?

dunno, maybe help Central America out? conquer them out again? I just dream of imperial Mexico back.

UMich Confidence At 14 Year High As 'Rich' Lose Faith, 'Poor' Love Trump's Policies..screw the rich..MAGA
Recent financial progress was reported by 57% of all households in March, which tied the 1998 all-time peak since the
Michigan survey first began in 1946.
>Income gains were cited by 46%, the highest level since 2000, and rising home values.
were cited by 62%.
While six-in-ten consumers reported that the overall economy had recently improved, half as many anticipated additional gains in the pace of economic growth during the year ahead
zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-29/umich-confidence-14-year-high-rich-lose-faith-poor-love-trumps-policies
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*hugs*

>Cowardice

I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. Let me tell you what cowardice is. Cowardice is wasting lives of young Americans overseas for no good reason while you kick back and relax on Capitol Hill. Cowardice is causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians because a few corporations give you political donations to do so.

That's cowardice. Pulling out of countries we have no business being in is called common sense.

I have to go. Use the recycle and / or find a new baker until chinkers gets back