/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KING OF FAKE NEWS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Speech @Richfield OH on infrastructure 3/29/18
youtu.be/I49fN0BBiV4
>Pres Trump departing OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/hOAH0jcFCIQ
>Pres Trump arrives in OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/piwurdUgqJc
>Pres Trump departs DC for OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/c1-Xki1lBvo
>Pres Trump/Ivanka departing WH 3/29/18
youtu.be/Z4XpoE0mTuU
>Mooch talking about Pres Trump on CSPAN 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?441513-2/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets The Devil Incarnate 3/29/18
youtu.be/vJpKEECToTI
>MarineCorps Cmdt Neller on National Defense Strategy 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443228-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/29/18
youtu.be/LdX5uQ1tZ9k
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443256-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
youtu.be/IuJCIjKC6Xo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
youtu.be/7FcGuCE8HXc
>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
youtu.be/-4qvyjSKG_8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
youtu.be/gwjlUa-IIso
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
youtu.be/Tku7hLHbiZY
>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
youtu.be/gPWzgPxvtJ8
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
youtu.be/ueRdKpbHZpA
>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
youtu.be/MyVOFm3ruDk

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STAY COMFY MY FRENS!

AWOO!

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lmao

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No refunds

>nikolas cruz probably gets more nudes than most of /ptg/ combined
JUST

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that dude looks like white obama

>sanders' response is cold as ice

shiet, is there a link?

>Kill Jews Get Nudes
Makes sense

is it REAL HOURS yet?

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daily caller

8 minutes or so

Who /kentucky/ here? I grew up in Mason Co but working near Atl now. Still tho, these PP faggots are outta control. Kentucky is the most pro life state I could ever imagine. Just floating the idea of an abortion is likely to get your ass beat to a bloody pulp by your gf's dad. He'd tell you to go to the mines and talk to "so and so" and take the job he gives you so you can provide for his daughter.

That's honestly how it works there and I like the simplicity.

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Anyone know any good books written in prison?

do they got the vid?

Thanks for baking, brother

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All good
>dat last 3 seconds of milk

Mein Kampf

What does it mean when a girl giggles when you're talking to her? Even if you don't say anything funny? I feel like I missed out on something.

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girls are attracted to murders oftentimes.

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#LetThemOut

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>reelects bitch mconnell year after year

Bluegrass state, motherfucker.

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#intoanactivevolcano

>we live in a timeline where people actually think donating money to rich washington insiders is a righteous thing to do
it's like they want to defeat themselves

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DAVID ZOG

TRUMP WINS FOR USA
1. TPP – OUT
2. PARIS CLIMATE ACCORDS-OUT
3. JOBS UP /UNEMPLOYMENT DOWN
4. TAX CUTS BUSINESS AND WORKERS
5. PEDO ARRESTS ARE UP
6. MS13 ROUNDED UP
7. ILLEGALS INVADING DOWN
8. COMEY, MCCABE OTHERS REMOVED
9. EX ORDER-SEIZE ASSETS – HUMAN TRAFFICERS
10. SAUDI CRACKDOWN -DOPEY FUNDING ETC.
11. N. KOREA – THREAT DOWN IN PROCESS OF RESOLUTION
12. CHINA-IN PROCESS OF RESOLUTION
13. NAFTA – IN PROCESS OF RESOLUTION
14. EX ORDER – MILITARY TRIBUNALS- FOUNDATION LAID
15. GITMO EXPANSION-DOLLARS ALLOCATED PLANS IN PROCESS
16. NATO – PAYING MORE
17. CUT FUNDING TO PAKISTAN
18. DEMS EXPOSED FOR ATTEMPT TO FRAME TRUMP
19. MILITARY FUNDING ACHEIVED
20. DEM FAKE CONCERN FOR DACA EXPOSED
21. KEYSTONE PIPELINE – DONE
22. COAL IS BACK
23. STEEL INDUSTRY PROTECTION
24. MORE AND MORE PEOPLE BECOME AWARE OF HIDDEN HISTORY
(MEGA RED PILLS)
25. FOOD STAMP USAGE DOWN BY MILLIONS
26. TRANSGENDER MILITARY BAN
27. FUNDING OF THE MILITARY TO UNDO OBAMA DAMAGE

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I think my MacBook finally died after 7 years
Press F to pay respects

Remember when it was a far right wacky caricature to portray liberals as pot smoking losers who want to empty the prisons while also banning guns, instituting free healthcare and college, and having no self awareness whatsoever

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Get a real computer next time.

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WHO GOT IT?!
WHO FUCKING STOLE IT FROM ME?

NO LEAF
NO LEAF
NO LEAF
REEEEEE

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Good riddance to a rotten Apple.

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>ID: nIG

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>Evil doesnt exi....

>macbook
fucking make sure its dead, piece of shit

it means you have autism

good riddance

D - dude, you're getting a dell

>not getting a chromebook

IT'S ALMOST THAT TIME OF NIGHT AGAIN!

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I need my fix of ICE

Sleepy Ben is segregating HUD.
nytimes.com/2018/03/28/us/ben-carson-hud-fair-housing-discrimination.html

Why don't mods ban you pedophile faggots?

People talk shit about apple but you never hear about them selling peoples data. There was also that time they refused to crack a phone for the FBI. Apple is okay and soon their phones will be made here.

Average donations size of around $40.00 for a fucking spook. These people should be euthanized.

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It's reciprocal.

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>awoo
>underaged

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HURRY UP, TIME!

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>Japan PM to raise North Korean abductions in Trump summit

>Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said on Friday he would explain Japan’s stance on the North Korean abduction of Japanese citizens in a meeting with Donald Trump, ahead of the U.S. president’s planned summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

>“I plan to visit the Unites States next month and have a summit meeting with President Trump and discuss the North Korean situation,” Abe said.

>“In particular I would like to explain Japan’s stance on the abduction issue,” he said during a meeting with family members of those abducted by North Korea decades ago.

archive.is/67bMs

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A MINUTE EARLY!

AWOO is older than the universe, user

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REAL AWOO HOURS!

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>match me!

Liberals complain about being poor, then they donate all their money to conmen. Why should have to pick up the tab?

HE'S HERE... again

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They're still pissed about that Godzilla ripoff

Real I wanna die hours

Howl if you up

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>user, you're probably wondering why I asked you to come to the White House. Get inside. We need to talk.

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Uh oh.

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Enjoy!

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>admitting you want to die
I try to make it a surprise

have you tried lewds?

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>“I was really struck by how people said that to me — you know, mostly people in the press, for whatever reason — mostly, ‘Go away, go away,’” Clinton said Thursday during an event at Rutgers University.

>”And I had one of the young people who works for me go back and do a bit of research. They never said that to any man who was not elected. I was kind of struck by that,” Clinton said.

>Clinton’s remarks came in response to a question from Eagleton Institute of Politics’ director Ruth Mandel about the former Democratic presidential nominee’s reaction to those who say she should “get off the public stage and shut up.”

>”I’m really glad that, you know, Al Gore didn’t stop talking about climate change,” Clinton said to applause.

>“And I’m really glad John Kerry went to the Senate and became an excellent secretary of State,” the former first lady continued. “And I’m really glad John McCain kept speaking out and standing up and saying what he had to say. And for heavens sakes, Mitt Romney is running for the Senate,” Clinton said.
hahaha she’s so bitter

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No but I like it already

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Good or bad???

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more Mithra pls

hahaha

wow

get them niggers out of our neighborhoods, Doctor

Who keeps spamming this jewy looking slut

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Very good.

Oh man, you know they were being experimented on. The question is; how much of this was facilitated by the Deep State??

You have to pass it to see what's in it

How explain???

Fuck you Slippy.

what programs?

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You tried/10

Awoo posting always makes me feel better

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Opinions on this fag?

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Section 8 housing projects can’t be built with federal money. I guess the omnibus wasn’t so bad

No man who lost the presidential election ever talked this much.

Swamp rat....helped undermine the FBI yet people give him money...

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God, the girl behind her could have sharked her...

Italian

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Elite Dangerous is the most prime example of a mile wide but an inch deep. Beside my hog though.

She brings her high energy to each and every one of us!

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You all are my friends. I want you all to know that you fags and niggers may have been one of the best things to happen to me. Had it not been for you, I'd still be a slave to the jew controlled media, dems, and their cultural Marxist, communist messaging. You fuck ups played a role in saving my ass from what could have been me embracing "male feminism", illegals, frequent porn viewing, LGBTQABC123LETMESEEYOURDICK rights, "coexist" shit with the Muslims and all that. Thanks for being a true good influence.

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I hold no strong opinions one way or the other.

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Great examples. I feel exactly the same way about ALL of the people she mentioned.

>mfw can't go to sleep and pretty miserable
I just want my country to return to its former glory and then beyond but no. I guess I will just have to emotionally flagellate myself.

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