Should I get a hooker tomorrow Jow Forums?

Fuck that, just think how many decent quality sex toys you could buy for the price of just that one session with the hooker.

That ones actual dirty, and not sex dirty, she has dirt on her

unironically this

well you could get her to suck your cock while you recite the verses. like a strange juxtaposition

This.

Fuck no.

There's nothing there for you but legal and health risk plus a guaranteed financial loss.

>Buy a vibrator and stick it your ass - think about the money you're saving while you tingle.
Hmmm .... no.
I'll just have sex with my gf. Possibly her mate too or maybe the new chemist in Boots that smiles and flicks her hair around when I go in to buy vitimins and other shite I don't need, just to see her.

it's legal in NZ, you might have guns but we got hookers

Why would you want to stick a vibe up your ass?

You can get a fliphole with overnight shipping for less than $70 off amazon, that seems like a way better choice than some used up hooker.

the funniest thing about this is she is wearing Etnies shoes

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get 2

he should do this but negotiate the payments before hand. get a white women and a minority and make sure the white one is paid more. then after he fucks them hand them each their money and watch them get into a fight

crabs

>someone talks about sex toys
>bong immediately thinks about sticking things up his ass
It makes sense for such a nation of absolute cucks

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>Should I get a hooker tomorrow Jow Forums?

I've done it, every bloke should do it once just for the experience.

But it's soul destroying user, you are disgusted with yourself afterwards. Think of the guilt post pull x 1000.

But just once it's great. It's nice just to be able to bust one out without having to put up with a woman's bullshit.

Do you want aids?

took me like 2 years to stop regretting fucking a hooker lol, gonna get one for my birthday this year again but i dont give a fuck anymore

Prostitution is a sin, even in discount Australia.

if you have the money why not?
Go for it bro

>trailer hooka
this gets the murrican almonds activated

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she seems pretty classy

What kinda shoe and why funny

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Gross.

Go on nzgirls.co.nz

They're expensive but they're decent quality and they have OSH standards so no crabs+AIDS.

so that's what white americas look like hmm interesting..

Couldn't help myself

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This. It's much better to just get jerked off by a hottie then to fuck and disease ridden whore/hottie. Condoms do not prevent everything.

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how do white trash in america afford a fifth wheeler?

My friend visited whores and he would lick their slits.
Of all the things to do wrong.

Trips Checked

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I don't know what a flip hole is.
And I'm going to bed now so I guess I may never know.
Don't be offended by my tone. I'm only messing about.
Goodnight/morning one and all

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where are ya

goldie has mad brazillian hookers, i guess they love it there cos of the beaches but they are fuckin smoking

i would avoid sydney ones

i dunno about melb but youll probably get enriched if you go outside

Yeah.

fucking hookers is unironically one of the best decisions I've ever made

I used to be so unhappy

>fucking a hooker with pubes

user i mistook you for aussie in my last post, but im a multi national punter

get the brazillian girls who work out of the nice apartments on beach rode they are always bangin

Tell us more

like, my life story?

I don't know which details you're interested in, and 2bh this topic isn't really very Jow Forums, but here have a photo of one of the ladies I've been doing PSE with lately pic related

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Sex is overrated. I can't fathom how someone would actually pay for it.

Enjoy your untreatable Super Gonorrhea
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Why do you think you would catch an STD from a hooker and not a regular slut from the bar?

Which one do you think practices safe sex.

This. You will change her life.

First read her the tale of the Dorse and then Sodom and Gomorrah

They're born with them.

Mind trip

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u win OP

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doing my best to avoid this one

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forgot link youtube.com/watch?v=8Gfg4OMrqCU

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neither
they’re both whores
only one gets paid for it

She's pretty.
Nothing to deep. Just why you think it was a good decision. People above you have said they regretted it.
I'm sure lots of us have thought about it

I had one bothering me recently. We hooked up a couple years ago and she wanted me to Creampie her, which I did. I guess she liked my dick and more money so she started bothering me the other night. I turned it down, just wasn’t feeling in the mood, plus I didn’t like how aggressive she was.
Wear a condom if you don’t want to worry about diseases, though not sure condoms prevent Hpv.
I guess I haven’t been in the mood for a woman lately, could be low T and depression.

No its degenerate af.

What's pse d00d

You barebacking her? She’s real cute, that looks like a 300/hr, or the equivalent in leaf bucks.

yea if your a cheap bastard

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Porn Star Experience. Lot of debate as to what it exactly means, each hooker has their own standards. Usually means less cuddling, more dirty talk and raunchy fucking, possibly raw dogging as well.

its most likely not low T and depression
chances are it’s because sex is all she can offer and that relationship is purely sex/money driven. since you’ve reached end game right off the bat with her, subconsciously you want to fulfill a need more meaningful like having children, but you know that she can never offer that, since she’s a hooker.

>Posting 14 year old shaking her ass on a thread about buying a hooker

Stay classy mutt.

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Imagesearch came up with truck driver jobs. Am I missing something?

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my condolences

This is a typical truck driving experience.

Normally, you shouldn't do it unless it's under certain circumstances:
1. you work very hard and have no time to meet women
2. you are in a serious relationship and you're getting bored
3. you are literally horribly ugly/ can't get women for the sake of it

I fucked about 5 prostitutes and fucked even more ever since I got into a relationship... the best tip I can give you is to jack off before you get a hooker and see how you feel afterwards

she’s 14?

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she is not 14 and that was the topic of the /thread,

H-how young can I get them?

Do you think that this will turn out good? How often do you fap? If you say more than once a day, then I think that you will get addicted to fucking hookers. Just don't start it, this shit will cost you a lot of money which you could spend on things that are worth more than 30 minutes of in and out with a person that looks like her life was a constant agony and pain. The soulless eyes of a hooker, the rampant drug addiction that fuels her behaviour, the pimp that is behind this crushed psyche - how can you feel anything but remorse after fucking this thing for a few dollars? It's not worth it, fix yourself you degenerate.

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That dead look in her eyes is awesome.

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*american protestant
FTFY

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Imagine the stench from her holes and the stench from those fat gluts permeating the air.

This is wrong on so many levels

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no.

the whole day will be spent on reflection.

why are you such a loser?

why do you not have girls interested in you?

what behaviours prevent you from meeting women?

How can i adjust my behaviour to increase these opportunities?

Baby steps - 1 or 2 new things a week. Change works best as a gradual process so you can get used to it bit by bit.

dont throw your money away on 10 minutes of fun, invest your time in reflection of your faults and gameplan a better you.

I read this in cosmopolitan

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this is literally the average teenager in America

we’re fucked

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me right in the back

I was incel through most of my 20s, and depressed about it. Then I got my first callgirl (pic related) she was pretty and friendly and I was amazed at how much the experience alleviated my loneliness. I guess it turns out I was just really horny? idk, but I went from depressed to happy, and I had something to look forward to. At first I was into GFE, but the more I did it the more I found that I like PSE. Now that I've been at it for years I look back over my experiences and feel a certain satisfaction. I may not get the ego boost that comes with having "earned" it the traditional way, but at least I don't have to be jealous of male porn stars any more.

Also, another benefit that I never expected is that practice makes perfect. I used to be really nervous when I was about to have sex and it would affect my ability to perform, but a combination of trying different things and just plain getting used to it has helped that immensely.

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