/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HE IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Speech @Richfield OH on infrastructure 3/29/18
youtu.be/I49fN0BBiV4
>Pres Trump departing OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/hOAH0jcFCIQ
>Pres Trump arrives in OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/piwurdUgqJc
>Pres Trump departs DC for OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/c1-Xki1lBvo
>Pres Trump/Ivanka departing WH 3/29/18
youtu.be/Z4XpoE0mTuU
>Mooch talking about Pres Trump on CSPAN 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?441513-2/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets The Devil Incarnate 3/29/18
youtu.be/vJpKEECToTI
>MarineCorps Cmdt Neller on National Defense Strategy 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443228-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/29/18
youtu.be/LdX5uQ1tZ9k
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443256-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
youtu.be/IuJCIjKC6Xo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
youtu.be/7FcGuCE8HXc
>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
youtu.be/-4qvyjSKG_8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
youtu.be/gwjlUa-IIso
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
youtu.be/Tku7hLHbiZY
>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
youtu.be/gPWzgPxvtJ8
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
youtu.be/ueRdKpbHZpA
>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
youtu.be/MyVOFm3ruDk

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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Been thinking of it for a while
no one should get this

MAGA

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Reminder that the words
>'deserve'
>'need'
are communism and have no place in free world.

Correct

Watch this story get pigeon holed

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>not buffalo
Come on bro

Wow, Don Lemon's dad hit rock bottom

You deserve to be raped by a pack of niggers and need to neck yourself

>A federal judge in Brooklyn, N.Y., who has called the Trump administration's immigration policy "heartless," ruled Thursday that a lawsuit seeking to preserve the federal DACA program can continue -- citing candidate Donald Trump's "racial slurs" and "epithets."

>In a fiery ruling, U.S. District Judge Nicholas Garaufis, who was appointed to the bench by former President Bill Clinton, shot down the government's motion to dismiss the case.

>Garaufis said Trump's "overt expressions of prejudice" during the 2016 presidential election suggest that his attempts to roll back DACA since taking office in January 2017 were unconstitutionally arbitrary and capricious -- a high standard rarely invoked to override executive action.

>“One might reasonably infer,” the judge wrote, “that a candidate who makes overtly bigoted statements on the campaign trail might be more likely to engage in similarly bigoted action in office.”

>He continued by suggesting that the Trump administration is motivated by xenophobia.

>“It’s unacceptable, quite frankly, to me, as a human being and as an American," he said at the hearing. "I’m just glad I was born in Paterson, New Jersey, and not in Mexico City."

Take that, you xenophobic bigots!
Drumpf BTFO

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how sad to be alone always.

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>"i need food"

>youtube.com/watch?v=OUDlLxC4oDs
To everyone ITT

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I like to imagine that President Trump lurks occasionally. I'm sure he doesn't, but I like to think it anyway. We all have out dreams.

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Shut up, commie.

>was born during a time when blacks were segregated and Jim Crow

Can you blame him?

You're never alone

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BASED JUDICIAL ACTIVISM
BASED DACA SUPREMACY

We're not alone. We're all connected.

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I'm falling asleep at my desk here. Can't do baking anymore

NEW BAKER REQUIRED

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REMINDER TO TELL KIDS TO STAY INDOORS
ITS PASSOVER

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>A federal judge
>Brooklyn, N.Y., who has called the Trump
>citing candidate Donald Trump's "racial slurs" and "epithets."
Urge to kill...rising...

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nn

*hugs*

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thank you hug user

what time is it in brazil? shouldn't you be in bed desu

nn

We would love to have you here but don't go down Chile's path.

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should be around 0% but okay

04:04 AM, we can't work, it haven't stopped raining for 3 days

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What do you work as where rain can stop you??

Wow she already forgot about Jeb! too

I would consider suicide too if I was whipped all day by mossad handlers and forced to post in /ptg/ retarded shit all day long

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For myself on the farm

night. Hope you sleep well knowing that nobody will bake. the thread of /ptg/ will die and it is all your fault

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Why is the acreage in your country so expensive?

INTERLINKED

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YOU SON OF A BITCH

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Just an Awoo in a Box.

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Everybody forgets about Jeb! sometimes. Even his mom.

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They haven't learned their lesson about bandying fake statistics, huh?

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Nn brother, thanks for baking

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you guys are pretty okay.

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just taking trip to river
going fish
nothing to worry about

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ohhh, makes sense.

I don't actually know why our land is so expensive. If i remember correctly it might be a mix of investors and farmers fucking with land.

I got off the phone with my closest friend and I consider you lads my close friends...
>when do i an hero

lol

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never, i wont an hero if you don't

*hugs*

People never learn.

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I don't see anything user

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Whenever i get upset i think of John McCain bravely fighting brain cancer and it cheers me right up

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Look how happy he is.

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You live in an Island so what you have is limited, yet still, I don't understand what they are doing to your country

>motivated by xenophobia
>illegally refuse to enforce laws against illegal immigration
>"wow you want to enforce those laws? bigot!"

>(((Krassenstein)))
>practically $10,000
Kek

Dude is a millionaire. What tard would give him money? Dumb fuckers.

The investors? They do it because of how fucked china is. They buy up every square inch of land, and wait until they retire to live in it.

He didn’t give 10k, he just shared the link and his dumbass followers gave that much altogether

whoops

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It's amusing as a northern Virginian to know this region is the richest in the country yet as the northeastern and east asian immigrant cancer spreads deeper into the state the number of people giving to charity declines here.

Sounds awwwwwwfully familiar, user

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lol

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Trying to import all of Asia including chinese backed by 0% interest loans to drive up house prices temporarily increasing wealth of current home owners at the expense of our future

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What if I told you, water only drowns you if you perceive it that way.

>Awoo. .

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>hillary actually will run in 2020

Well fug

There is some (((accounting))) going on here. You know it.

Oh, still worth a giggle then.

>KAYE (voice-over): Most in this group believe God ordained Donald Trump to be president and stand by him despite his imperfections.

>UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE (UF): I know that when I voted for him, I wasn't voting for a choir boy.

>CHRISTINE HOUCHEN, TRUMP SUPPORTER: He had to change as a person in order to become a president. And Stormy Daniels, if you -- the lifestyle that she's leading right now, I mean I wish she would turn her life over the way that Trump has.
>KAYE: This group suggests the women coming forward with tales of having had an affair with Trump are being targeted.

>JILL NEWSOM: Someone is looking and shopping for these people to come out of the woodwork because it is demeaning to our president.

>KAYE (voice-over): And as some strongly suggested, all part of a media plot to bring down Donald Trump.

>HOUCHEN: You can throw all that stuff up in our faces as many times as you want, but that means that we will work harder for Trump. Is that not so, ladies?

>UF: That's correct.
>SYLVIA GUZMAN: This is the media defining the narrative. The people, we, the people, are ready to define the narrative. And it's not about tawdry sexual peccadilloes.

>HOUCHEN: Right? And so I think the thing is you're looking for a way to impeach my president that I worked very hard for.

>(voice-over): And about that so-called hush money, these women don't see Trump's fingerprints on it, only his lawyer, Michael Cohen.

>O'BRIANT: Maybe he thought he was just doing a favor to try to quash some negativity. Even though it didn't even happen, just to get rid of the story that's not even true.

>GUZMAN: Which would also follow suit that that nondisclosure was unsigned, because Trump may not have known about it at all.

>LINDA CHUCHWELL, TRUMP SUPPORTER: Worst case scenario, if he slept with her, whatever. That's between him, the Lord, and his family. So that is not about the job he's doing in running our country and which he's doing an amazing job.

Brainwashed Scrunchkins

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Shes going to lose a third time

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>not knowing about the amphibious rare awoos

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My biggest hope of all.

>emotional support dog.
wev

>Carrots are more important than sticks
But without sticks, how can he beat his wife efficiently?

I wish more had come from that dam incident.

>using tools when consciousness is a solution.

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ON OUR WAY

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I'm hoping Oprah runs for even more hilarity. I hope Hillary dies within the next year.

what dam incident?

>Nobody's Above the Law
well except for Democrats.

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>carrots are more important than sticks
What the shit is this wife beater saying?

youtu.be/UVVBF8QyuWg

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She'll lose to Michelle Obama.

Truth

the rapture might unironically happen april 1st

i feel something mr krabs

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Lol Charlotte’s book is beating the current year nigger’s rip off on the New York Times best seller list

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you do anything with your dildo?

~ do you follow the pope? he seems weird lately!

>like, no hell lol.

~ WEIRD!

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send help
have been betrayed
thout was frogs best fren not jus mans

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nice!

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theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/03/29/ag-sessions-letter-to-house-and-senate-highlights-a-lengthy-review-by-prosecutor-john-w-huber/
Today Sessions revealed that US attorney for Utah John Huber has been working along side the IG and sending reports to Sessions.

A second special council would give Sessions less control, dont fall for that.
Sessions has had this guy investigating getting direct reports for months but only revealed his name today.

The only thing that has not leaked is what Sessions has been doing

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