how do i escape this timeline?
How do i escape this timeline?
Jaxon Roberts
Jose Howard
Just go back the way you came
Carson Brooks
I have an idea.
Eat pumpkin seeds. They help produce testosterone. Also maybe think about becoming the leader of a nuclear country and just blowing up all countries that empower women and give free money to poor people.
After that, live the rest of your life inventing a dimension-hopper and bring one thousand virgins with you from your conquered countries.
Once in the alternate timeline where you didn't nuke the world, introduce yourself (preferably to a low-IQ group) as god and show them your Aryan virgins and promise them each a life in heaven if they follow your new religion. Make some random bullshit up and conquer the free world from there, dying a peaceful death while cursing Jews for all eternity with your last dying breath.
After passing on, watch your minions forcibly construct a super society where there is no sexual liberation, and all worship you. Have fun.
Noah Diaz
It's okay user, just put on the beanie, everything will be alright
Nathaniel Perez
Easton Walker
You don't
Hudson Baker
Jack Roberts
At least he wasn't homophobic
Matthew Ward
Pumpkin seeds, onion juice, cabbage, raw garlic. Be a bad goy and flush out that soy
Wyatt Fisher
>tfw you're at whole foods when the soy hits