Jow Forums APPROVED MOVIES

It's friday night and im a lonely cunt with nothing better to do. Help me with some recommendations brothers.

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Where are you getting them these days? Most proper streaming sites have gotten HAMMERED now, and the backwater google results are vius-laden.
And don't even start about torrents. I'm not touching that.

Go to a pub. Order a drink. Have light conversations with strangers.

fmovies,org

Google popcorn time.

is this a bot?

Im a curry nigger that doesnt belong.

torrents are safe as fuck, streaming sites are less safe.

The answer is never not John Wick

Use popcorn time, its a backdoor torrent streamer thats leaches off premium paid streaming sites like netflix. No ads, no virus.

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Have you considered skin whitening treatment?

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from a thread that was pruned hours ago:

mass media today acts as feminising propaganda showing no role models for heterosexual males to look up to
just examples of idiot men subservient to feminist and globalist agenda

on top of that there is a self brainwashing psyop in the form of the sliding scale of degeneracy when viewing pornography

it all acts to fuck up masculinity and thus should be purged

Thus why i said /pol approved/

>a backdoor torrent
Some peculiar wording you chose here, set my mental alarm bells off.

That's an anti Christian movie not approved by us.

popcorn time is literally a mix of torrent and streaming

Lord of The Rings trilogy
Braveheart
1944
Dredd
Boondock Saints
Elysium (I guess)
And mores, not coming to mind at the moment.

moon
blade runner 2049
2001 space odyssey

Dr strangelove or how I learned to love the bomb

Really anything by stanly kubrick

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Aus is cucked

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Try that one.

The GUI doesn't sem to work on this one, but maybe that's just my flashplayer

Yeah, still blocked. What movie is it?

>blocked
Same here

Popcorn time streams from torrent links. It's the same as downloading a torrent, except it lets you stream it while it downloads.
You will still get letters from your ISP, and they'll threaten to shut off your service. Use a VPN if you go with Popcorn time.

Apocalypse Now
Drive
Bladerunner (both versions)

Lord of the Rings, because you're all a bunch of faggots like Sam and Frodo.

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Almost every movie has kikes and niggers in it. When I ate the red pill it unveiled how shitskinned all my favorite movies were. Those nepotistic jews fucked every movie up, and all the stupid goys let them.
I can no longer enjoy Aliens, Event Horizon, Shawshank Redeption, Ghostbusters...
Shits depressing.

They Live

Battle Royale

>1944
The Estonian one? One of my favorites

Watch The Americanization of Emily. It's written by the same guy who wrote Network.

Andre rublev... banned by the ((Soviet Union)))

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Why wouldn't you torrent though?

I show my kids (7 and3) only shit that i grew up with like full metal jacket and the excorcist.
Fuck childrens tv. Niggers everywhere

Is there any other film by the same name?
Long story. In short: I really don't having non-removable trackers on my system.

>I show my kids (7 and3) only shit that i grew up with like full metal jacket and the excorcist.
your kids are gonna be fucked in the head

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Nah. The oldest is "highly gifted".

I was just following my ideas with a tadste of pol here n there.

that movie is awesome when it comes to fight scenes but shit for historical accuracy
>saladin is this fucking wise man and not a murderous jihadi
> Ridley scott completely disregarded who Balian really was in history
> hurr durr the crusaders are greedy and murders
> Poor muslims they dindu nuffin

This will only fuck them up in the long run.

Kingdom of Heaven is NOT Jow Forums approved. It perpetuates the myth that Europe was all miserable and backwards during the 12th century although this was the high-medeval ages, that the crusades were an unprovoked assault upon dem poor mudslims and secretly about just stealing land and gold and that the crusaders were all a bunch of vicious barbaric assholes but the noble mudshits all civilised and reasonable.

On top of that it is garbage storywise (Balian is one of the most poorly written characters ever) and there's the typical historic inaccuracies like him using a longsword eventhough these were not a thing at the time, movie-Jerusalem looking nothing like the real thing (Jerusalem is up in the mountains on uneven terrain, not on a open desert-plain) and the trebuchets, their exploding fire-ball ammunition, that insane range and the ability to just break down a city-wall belong in a video-game or Lord of the Rings fantasy movie, but not in a historic epic trying to bring the past to life.

Must see for anons

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recommend me a book about crusaders that's without bullshit, please.

fuck you devs vult cunt

>Boondock Saints

If you look past the gay detective in the first one and the lady-detective in the second one, sure.

Usenet of course.

Runciman is basically sjw version,
what about The Crusades, The Authoritative History of the War for the Holy Land - Thomas Asbridge?

THE (((THIEF))) AND THE COBBLER (Recobbled cut mk4)

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I have not done a bunch of extensive reading, but this guy has

youtube.com/user/RealCrusadeHistory

His recommended reading list:

1. What Were the Crusades? by Jonathan Riley-Smith
2. The New Concise History of the Crusades by Thomas Madden
3. God's War by Christopher Tyerman
4. The First Crusaders, 1095-1131 by Jonathan Riley-Smith
5. The First Crusade: The Chronicle of Fulcher of Chartres and Other Source Materials, edited by Edward Peters
6. Reconquest and Crusade in Medieval Spain by Joseph F. O'Callaghan
7. The Northern Crusades by Eric Christiansen

Video where he introduces them
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HistoryBuff's destruction of Kingdom of Heaven
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thank you. I will check it out.

Valhalla Rising

Are you kidding me? Even the gay detective was based. He slaps the twink he slept with for being an annoying bitch and calls him a fag.

Can't get more red pilled than this movie:
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Sunstroke (2014)

Dealing with Russian civil war. Based on a true story. The most diabolic and murderous commie leader is a Jew, - clearly identified as a Jew.

Beautiful scenery, and a good love story as well for you you nihilists. What Europe was before we got Jewed and back stabbed by the boomers.

Apocalypse Now is Jow Forums as fuck.

>Braveheart

If you want a good story, sure. If you want historic accuracy AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE, this is a class A example.

PSA: If you think the scots from this time-period wore kilts, had messy unkempt hair, painted their faces with woad, were basically an Asterix&Obelix-style mob of angry peasants armed with crude improvised weapons and that the Battle of Stirling Bridge took place on an open field, you have been lied to your whole life and you can thank this fucking movie.

edit: Class A example of Hollywood making shit up on top of other shit that had already been made up beforehand

Fuck off pussy faggot. Kids that grew up in the 70's/80's/90's were fed a steady diet of Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and Bruce Willis R rated type flicks. Predator, Alien/Aliens, Commando, Die Hard, Terminator 1 and 2, Rambo, RoboCop, Mad Max, Red Dawn, Conan the Barbarian, etc. etc. etc.
Don't get me started on R rated horror. We watched it ALL. I watched most of these before age 10.

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>Adam, Eve, style movie about a perfect paradise with only whites
>niggers killing n shit for gibz to god
>whites find the niggers and fear the nig

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This but unironically

what did she mean by this?

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Are you fucking retarded? Kingdom of Heaven is the antithesis of Jow Forums

Valhalla Rising

she can wash my penis if you know what i mean

It's not. Jow Forums is a Christian board now, haven't you heard? It is secretly red pilled about the mudslimes, if you have a brain to deduce what the director is getting at.

This senpai

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Guys, online movie critic here.
Jow Forums movies dont exist.
The ones that come close are:

>Movies about macho men being alpha and super-gentleman-manly

>Movies from Eastern Europe that got censored by commies

>Movies about men giving their all to reach their dream

If you want to confirm how degenerate Canada is check this shit:
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Black Hawk Down (2001)

Bravo Two Zero (1999)

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I find these threads hilarious.

>Kingdom of Heaven
>Jow Forums approved
It's amazing just how vapid in his beliefs the average Jow Forumsack is. It's solid proof that you already lost. You're so easily pacified. With works that don't even agree with your stated values, no less.

I watched kingdom of heaven again recently and I think it's a subversive film

There's a significant sect of christians presented as being barbaric
The main character is close to an atheist
He essentially mocks the king at the end, undermining english aristocracy
There's an african christian fighter in england during the beginning (he does get killed though)

The muslims are presented as retaliative instead of aggressive, I understand the battle in question is based on historical events though but the movie still undermines the fact that muslims were typically aggressors during that era

Anyone else recently watched it?

>now
always has been

this

Something tells you you are not very well liked by people in your life. You're too disagreeable.

Yo come kick it idgaf 3109

watch coco, really beutiful movie about the importance of family and tradition

Fuck up, Peterson

Many may not approve, but Hypernormalization. Easily found in entirety on YouTube.

Know your enemy. Valley of the Wolves with Eng subs.
bitchute.com/video/u0g3LrcW0xBY/

Movie shows how much they hate us, how much they lie about us and how multiculturalism is an insane acid dream gone bad by hostile Jews and dirty hippy boomers.

The Last Kingdom is really good if u can get it. It's on BBC iplayer.

The question is Jow Forums approved movies and Jow Forums takes a hard line against degeneracy and bullshit. You are not going to get a lot of praise for recommending movies which normalise homosexuality, play the tired "women can do anything men can but with heels" feminist propaganda and tell lies about history.

That's the thing, he asked for Jow Forums films, not /his/ Your points consisted mainly of the films having too much historical leeway.

Oh yeah
>Thinking that anyone on Jow Forums cares about how disagreeable anyone else is.

If you think I'm disagreeable you've aint seen shit, newfag.

Amazing film, shame it was (((never finished))).

Come on now, lets not start measuring our Jow Forumse-dicks here.
You are a very insufferable person.

kingdom of heaven is not approved. It has good scenes but the story is b a d. I can recommend the fall of the roman empire (1964). Good dialogues and storyline.

Lies should be purged wherever they are found, especially when they come from movies which insist they are telling the "real story" the way Kingdom of Heaven and Braveheart do.

If you want to tell a fantasy-story about a messy-haired barbarian who leads a revolution against "the empire", then you can create a fantasy quasi-medeval fictional world to tell that story in or go 300 were things are so over the top that it's apparent you are not getting a cinematic history lesson.
If you want to make a movie about something that happened in history, you should tell what actually happened and display things the way they actually were.

You don't hybridise the two so you can tell a propaganda version of what YOU think either happened or ought to have happened, cause then people go around believing untrue things and I'd rather live in a society where people believe as few untrue things as possible.

the part were they fuck is pure hypocrisy and it ruins his cavalry

Legends of the Fall
Commando
Appaloosa
Young Guns
Heat
Turner and Hooch
Dirty Harry
Ronin

just use putlocker m8

>letter from ISP
Are americans this cucked?
Here you can download whatever the fuck you want as long as you don't go full retard and try to sell it

Zulu
Syriana
Death Wish
Anything with Richard Burton in it
Blade Runner
Full Metal Jacket
Eyes Wide Shut
They Live

Because movies have been so demasculated, you can only really watch them up to Scarface (1981) and expect a masculine life lesson that's more than just "be buff and hasta la vista"
There are only a few exceptions, but I haven't seen them in forever so I'm not sure what they are atm.

The Tree of Life by Terrence Malick

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From /ourguy/

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