Why were the Nazis so good at everything they did?

They put up a great fight but after the battle of France they became tactically retarded. You should read up on how they pissed away the battle of Britain due to their autism or the obscenely bad decisions they made on the eastern front to see why they deserved to lose.

>held their own
Pretty sure they got btfo and are now in the dustbin of history ladchild

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if germany had not invaded russia they would have won ww2

Wrong. Where do you think you are?

Both you and Germany had your militaries and thus your sovereignty stripped from you courtesy of Uncle Sam. But you get to keep your economies to keep the shekels rolling in

And in the long run they made more people into natsocs than Germany had in WW2.

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German ability (probably top 5 ethnic group on earth) + Luck

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The whole idea of lebensraum was to conquer Eastern Europe for Germany. Hitler makes no secret of it in mein kampf. If the allies didn't declare war after the invasion of Poland then they easily would have beat Russia. Germany was so desperate for peace with Britain that Hess abandoned his post as deputy Führer to make an emergency flight to Britain only to get captured and imprisoned by Churchill

Yup but he did so for the benefit of the US government. Too bad Kraut.

There is no prize for second place lmao

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Who's more valuable to you? Eastern European and American LARPers who would be deemed racially inferior by SS standards or Germans who actually lived it?

They started training from a very early age

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The British were better, and they are a tiny fucking island.

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>If they had any sort of brains they wouldn't have made a suicide move

Fair enough, but we're not talking about "what could have happened". Turns out they didn't have any sort of fucking sense. If they had wings they could fly too.

Brits would have been annihilated had there been no lend lease and eventual American intervention

They got cocky. By summer or 1940 virtually all of Europe was theirs. And Barbarossa was quite successful initially. Their biggest mistake was their hubris

Take America out of that list, they sat their fatass on the sidelines until it was basically over.

pathetic comparison

No, Hitler was easy on the Anglo because he was an anglophile

Nah, the war would have been a stalemate.

>They held their own while 3 superpowers were attacking them
Did they? They lost.

>Rommel repeatedly BTFO Americans and British in Africa.
Did he?

irony is off the charts here

stalin prepared to invade germany. It was the only chance to win while the soviet military wasnt on full strength already.

You did even less for us in the Pacific, you moronic Bong.

Dunkirk could have been a Slaughter if the Germans wanted it to be one

We fought from the beginning and did nearly all the leg work and we were the leaders of the allies burger. Sorry we didn't have millions of people to literally throw at the german gunfire and overwhelm them like the Russians.

Your fatass PM begged us to get involved. We finally did after we had no choice. The supposed "greatest Englishman ever" was an American sycophant. How ironic

only god delivered massive shiploads of reinforment and food. So many that germany cant sink them all. While germany getting starved out. And was so brilliant to create a way for synthetic fuel

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This. For anyone new here, Hitler sent a ton of his forces into Russia before winter with the assumption that they'd win before winter set in, hence no winter clothing and supplies. Guys were getting frostbitten left and right, and the oil was freezing in their tanks. Then Stalin sent in fucking soldiers that SPECIALIZED in fighting in the snow and wiped the ill-equipped German forces out, then the rest of the eastern front was pushed back. So yes, there was massive success at first, but Germany would never recover from this blunder, only compounded by Hitler's other mistakes. Otherwise Germany would have won.

Yeah but there was no way the Germans could have beaten the Royal Navy.

No he was just smart enough to know instead of buying all our supplies from your kike overlords we should get you cowards involved.

Yeah, I don't think Britain would have been annihilated. They would have held off the Germans especially if Russia was doing the fighting from the East. Britain and Germany would have stale mated and depends on whether or not Russia could have entirely pushed through Germany which I see as possible.

>world puts them in an impossible situation
>they react in the only way they can
>hurr durr they're stupid not us
I'm actually embarrassed to share a flag with you. Get out, Pablo.

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>How can one people be that good?
That's why the Zionists deceived the world into destroying the Germans - because unlike the rest of the world the Germans were capable of stopping the (((bankers'))) plans to enslave all humanity.

The goal of the Zionists' WW1+WW2 wasn't simply to end German political power, it was to remove from the human gene pool tens of millions of the very best white males.

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>beaners in America are smarter than Americans
kek

>Mohammad sides with Mexicans.
Unsurprising.

>what is lend lease

You didn't buy shit, Uncle Sam furnished you with equipment like a rich dad buys his spoiled rotten daughter a Lexus because she wouldn't stop complaining

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If your point is that the Germans were brilliant scientists and were way ahead of everyone else as far as technological advanced go, woopdee fucking doo, you're correct! But common sense and human nature dictates that when you beat someone, you take their shit.

the power of the nugget won WW2

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But that's not true though is it?

This.
Hitler never wanted war with Britain in the first place, but jewish puppet Churchill wanted war.

They brag about the defeat of Germany while they are getting flooded with subhumans and their country is turning into muslim shithole, fucking idiots.

Ler's be honest: Mexicans are whiter than Americans at this point. They smell better too.

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What's with all those civilians in Hungary, Latvia, Greece, Lithuania, and Yugoslavia?

We didn't want to go to war. That's why our president gave Churchill what he wanted so that he would "shut up and go away." Then the surprise attack at Pearl Harbor happened and Churchill sneakily declares "we've won the war." Why do Brits admire this drunkard so much? He was such a scoundrel

they are pretty good at losing Tbh

>we could all be speaking German now!

wouldn't that just be horrible?

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England and France should have never declared war on Germany.

However the real war to avoid was WWI.

We were in debt from buying resources from you kikes what are you even talking about? How are you arguing something that is a historical fact?

We still have 20 years left until we are

If Nazi Germany decided to have a revival today; not only would they thrive, but they would pose a very big force. They are in much better to defend and they would have a massive political platform. Things could happen

Oy vey, so horrible!

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>Caused a large section of their country to be permanently lost
>Caused half their country to be communist for half a century.
>Caused millions of their own men to die
>Lost power after a dozen years

There are third world dictators that were more successful than the National Socialists, the Socialist Republic of Vietnam was infinitely more successful than the Third Reich.

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Sort of this. I doubt they could have taken Poland as fast if it wasn't for the commies.

When germans do shit they do it thoroughly, problem is they more often than not overdo things. They only have 2 gears per se

Exactly we could have turned out like Germany

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If WW1 didn't happen I would be living in Germany right now. No thanks

I'm not going to bother going through every single one of your quotes but that first one is 100% confirmed fake. You can find a PDF of that book and that quote is not on page 145 or any other page. Someone even found an original copy of the book and it was nowhere to be found there either.

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But you did, both of you are about to become non-white.

It's kind of depressing. Basically - you know how Catholic monks and nuns must never breed? And how the places where those are are usually where the smart kids are sent to serve the Lord? It's mass dysgenics at an epic scale and Germans lucked into avoiding the worst of it simply by being the opposition to everything for so long that the entire culture formed around challenging, overtaking and crash-testing things. Our long history of religious and cultural divisions then did its own part in leaving Germans highly and most often proudly competitive, but it's taxing to live like that and today many rush to this idea that we're "off-duty" since the war, hence why you see builders and programmers instead of tank columns.

You were in debt, that's why we had to give you everything. We also made you dismantle your empire and give it to us

You are already non white

Nobody ever mentions how much help the US had from the Brits while fighting the Japanese Empire. "hurr durr you guys joined at the end of the war and took all of the credit"

Russia had no chance. If Germany just kept its cool and played things safe like they were, we'd all be eating bratwurst on the daily

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>Moon landing is greates national accomplishment
>made possible only by Nazi tech and scientists
>Dey wuz stoopid mane

Thanks Ahmed, but you would be living in Algeria.

Not true. The last panel should be the german ball opening the gates of Europe to rapefugees

Do you have down syndrome? You literally are using history from like a couple hundred years apart and then making stuff up and mixing it all up then talking shit? First of we dismantled YOUR empire and you barely survived with the help of France and fighting less than 5% of our military might. Also you are taking pride in sitting on the sidelines on a world war like the pussies you are. Please get an education.

Good at everything, except sustaining a war to victory. Fuck hitler and fuck you.

Are you retarded? Why would you be speaking German if the war would've never happened?

books.google.de/books?hl=de&id=w3EhAAAAMAAJ&dq=must understand&focus=searchwithinvolume&

I know, I live here. But your post suggested the UK was somehow holding out better than Germany and that's obviously nonsense.

you are irrelevant

No, I'm saying ironically to mock the people who say "we could be speaking German now" as if it were a bad thing. In order to justify the war, they have to demonize Germany. Our wwi propaganda called the Germans Huns, despite the fact that many Americans were of German stock

kek ok my dude

How would the Nazis come back and be any sort of force to be reckoned with if all of the "men" are too busy getting rammed in the ass by huge strap-ons? Seriously.

This

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Hitler had to be easy, because he started 3 fronts.

who does that with insufficient resources?

shut up faggot we're fucking dying here. my town is borderline fucking baghdad.

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It's sad seeing Germans commit cultural suicide. You don't deserve it. Even our greatest general Patton admired you guys