Post roles that will inevitably get blacked in their respective reboots

Post roles that will inevitably get blacked in their respective reboots

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>gandalf the white is a black man
Can't do it. Too much.

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Achilles is now black, so is queen Margaret, and Joan of Arc. Do you think they give a fuck about too much?

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>gandalf the white
>the white
Think about it, you'll go insane.

Who cares all of those are like myths and legends white people have no culture.
>captcha

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>Gandalf the gay

I can see it.

>a black man
>not a black woman

Triggered.

What about Gandalf the Grey?

Any European royalty in any historic movie.

Queen Margaret was a cunt so it's ok.

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The world needs purified with fire.

Played by bill cosby

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Literally all remakes of everything will get blacked/stronk wamyned.

That may or not be true but she was a white cunt

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You know it to be true.

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Winston 'churchill' mahamad

John McClain

but he already got blacked back in '08????

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Holy fuck the shitstorm it would be loool

>Napoleon and not Wellington.
Really user. Napoleon would be too jarring as a black man even to the niggera but what does Wellington look like pretty sure he was black.

Yo Blackman's here fo yo bitch asses

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"And the reboot bravely subverts and destroys toxic whiteness by casting gandalf as a gay black man. 10/10"

I can see the soy articles being writen already

>pandering to a demographic is bad

You know one of the reasons they're doing this is because less and less white people are actually consuming media but more and more "People of Colour" are - because they're the only ones stupid enough to actually watch this shit.

Don't worry about shit you wouldn't watch anyway.

every queen has been a cunt. Women cant into leadership

Chicken and egg
Did white people stop going because of stupid pandering or did stupid pandering start because white people stopped going
I mean, it's not like white people didn't go to movies with asian or black actors (Jackie Chan, Will Smith, Eddie Murphy), but there's a difference between that and pandering
Then again, I don't think I can name a modern celebrity. People from the 90's or 00's sure, but the 10's? I guess I checked out hard

The internet was the impetus, it ate into their profits BIG LEAGUE and now they're scrambling to find a demographic that's still dumb enough to actually pay for their shit.
That's why they make movies which appeal to Kids (Fast n Furious etc), Niggers (Black panther etc) and women (mad max, ghost busters etc).

Well that's part of the reason anyway, I've no doubt the kikes are also trying to normalize immigrants as having taken part in European history.
>see they've always been here, that's just the way it is

yo like my brother like free your mind.

Neo better not get blacked or I'm gonna fuck shit up.

yo like i'm the architect fe chizzle.

I think the bigger problem here isn’t old parts getting blacked, but reboots in general. There are limitless ideas out there, but we have been fed the same exact shit for coming up on 20 years now in cenima

yo Morpheus your crew is like right pimped. where you get that sick trench coat.

yo like speak at me goose.

Nah Gandalf will be jewish or arabic in the reboot. Aragorn will be black, gondor will be like wakanda.

Eventually, (((they))) will corrupt everything with nogs, OP
Dreidelwood is propaganda anyways.

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I just checked myself, niggerlovers

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The Hollywood industry is crumbling. Rebooting a well-known franchise is a safer financial bet then creating a new one that no one recognizes or immediately identifies with. Too risky.

The real Karl Marx
Coming to theaters near you.

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Morgan Freeman as Gandalf confirmed

Black Queen of England.

nigga what?

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You KNOW the handlers overseeing the netflix series want to make Geralt a black dude so badly.

The fanbase had to explain to one of the (((writers))) that he literally has no skin pigmentation due to severe mutation reactions.

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>Post roles that will inevitably get blacked in their respective reboots
And it is a good thing.
If your only watch the movie, you're a pleb that deserve to be weeded out.
Read the books.

Lord of the kangz

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Kek

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aT LEAST WE GOT MJ REDPILLED BEFORE HE DIED,

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Kek

absolutely makes sense.
rings = bling.

This one is subversively brilliant.
Made it yourself?

black wolf, haha

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she was QT tho

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You can't remake most of his movies today, even with a black lead.

He will be in new movies after his death.
You can't escape the jews anymore after death thanks to modern computer models.

I wonder what would happen if Hollywood made a movie about some important chink or beaner and blacked that character. Black che Guevara would raise all sorts of hell

>Boromir is the only white guy
Of course

Heeewwwl naaw

Already happened.

MADtv - Lord of the Bling

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lost it at the kkk horses

Snow White ?

Wait before they start BLACKING real historical personalities.

Coal Black And De Sebben Dwarfs

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If they had Morgan Freeman play a wizard (not Gandalf), I would be ok with it.

One thing I hated about Lord of the Rings was that Saruman´s robe did not reflect different colors

In the book, after Saruman goes insane/evil he calls himself "Saruman of many colours" and his robes were said to change colours in constant fashion

>after Saruman goes insane/evil he calls himself "Saruman of many colours" and his robes were said to change colours in constant fashion

uummmmm. that sounds a bit homophobic

But white is all colors.

He'd be the master of potions in the inevitable Harry Potter sjw reboot

Only on additive mixing

s'upman

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>star of David snowflake
Her and Anna are already getting blacked, directed by a jew rapist who noted an employees son probably had a big penis because he was black.
You can't make this shit up

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Dammit wrong pic

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>man with no father

Becuase you're a giant pushover cuck

Gandalf is going to be played by Morgan Freeman in the future. I can guarantee it.

It should be made internationally illegal to make a reboot of Lord of the Rings, just so marxists can't taint the beauty of the original books and the films.

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>Panther-Pitbull

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Did you know that he still alive?

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No, fuck off.

He's a great actor and all, don't get me wrong, but stop trying to shoehorn him into doing reboots of white characters.

sadly checked
>SAMBO: FIRST HOOD

Tolkien never wrote Gandalf was white. He's a fucking demi god sent from a continent floating in space. Fuck off racists.

If I recall correctly his robe looked white but on close inspection diffracted light.
That was how Gandalf knew that he was no longer white, but corrupted.

the pain, the paaaaaain. On the other hand, he had 9 mothers in the old stories, and no known father

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Yes, all colours together as one.

Who the fuck watches new movies anymore?
Why not make every such movie into a girl ghostbuster movie disaster, just dont show up nigga just close your eyes lol

Yeah, he's larping as a white burn victim named
dave dave

No fucking way!!!

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He'll just have white hair.

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