Forget football, Hans and Jürgen like to play with machetes on the German streets

Forget football, Hans and Jürgen like to play with machetes on the German streets


express.co.uk/news/uk/938824/Germany-news-duisburg-state-of-emergency-fight-riot-machetes

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literally nothing habbend
Get you fake-news shit out of here

just roaches fighting lebanese over territory
nothing to see here
move along

Kraków called, they want their machetes back.

That general relativity vs quantum theory debate really got out of hands !

>first they stole out football
>now they stealing our secondary national sport

ITS NOT FAIR, LEAVE AS ALONE

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Honestly, do you Germans ever express disgust over your immigration problems? Does that average german think this is nuts?

This is not just immigration, this is erdogan paying people to riot in germany.

>machetes
>german

piss off achmed

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Yeah, gangs running around with machetes is the new normal now. Ask yourself this, if it was actually Germans doing this, do you think no one would have been arrested and the story brushed aside

pro tip: they are sandniggers

>muh toleranz

underrated

80 men with machetes?
what do you need 60 men with machetes for?
Look, in my day, we coulda bought a house with 40 men with machetes.
Look, son, since im such a good father I'll let you BORROW the 20 men with machetes, but I expect you to pay me back the full 80 men with machetes, ok?

Lololol. Just reminds me of Hotel Rwanda.

WE MUST CUT THE TALL TREES

If there'd been one black sun tat on one onlooker or participant or one white guy with a shaved head it would be international headline news all week.

yes brother inshallah
praise be upon the prophet. curse the fake news of the unbelievers

german humor

WE all knew it even before reading the article.

os neguin lutando são foda

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Syrians lighting houses on fire last night too

>"There are three rival groups. It may be a conflict between Turks, Lebanese and Kurds.

Such a shame. Such a beautiful country being torn apart by savages.
Germans, please don't let your country become like us.

>Duisburg

Just the Ruhrpott being the Ruhrpott at this point. You people think Berlin is awful, visit the Pott. And hope you survive.

That is insane. But if you meet your buddy Hans tonight for a beer, do you guys ever bitch about this influx of Muslims?

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If it was gangs of nationalists or neo Nazis, or whatever they have over there, or even football fans and they were bringing out machetes, Germans would be saying what the fuck.

Because it's foreigners they are like, it's nothing, it's just our Turks, nothing too see

Depends on where you are in Germany. Bavaria and the former communist states are quite redpilled to a point where most people have moderately anti-immigration views. I'd say Bavaria has the overall larger percentage of immigration opponents, being more than half of the population while the east has less but those are more extreme in their views and the only noteworthy opponents of globalisation and the EU In Germany.
Everything else however is a progressive liberal wasteland

I'd rather live in Syria than the Pott

That translates badly, but it sounds like a fifth column

>canadian education

basically theyre under surveillance for obvious reasons, and while listening in to one of their calls they were on the phone with erdogan himself.

one for you

nothing in our media about this happening. seen it here first.

But Merkel FEELS safer, and that's the only thing that matters.

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nigga can you not into sarcasm or something ?

deep inside I feel pain when I see stuff like this, knowing that the germans are in this shape just breaks my heart

German press is some of the best,, relatively speaking, still

>Police have been accused of covering up crimes committed by refugees across Germany by the mass circulation Bild newspaper.
Under the headline “Were the police forbidden to tell the truth?”

There's been a few of these types of stories

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>Hans and Jürgen like to play with machetes
Yeah. Only it's Abdul and Üygür, not Hans and Jürrgen.

No shit. When I was trying to come up with common German names to use, this came up.
You are going to catch us up if you are not careful. Our most popular name is Mohamed.

>According to the latest data from the society (Gesellschaft für Deutsche Sprache - GfdS), statistics for 2016 reveal that Mohammed (or Muhammed) rose from 41st place in 2015 to 26th position the following year alone.

>However, this does not take into account all the variant spellings, including Mohamad, Mohamed, Mehmet, and more.

If it did, Mohammed would be far higher up the ranking.

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>You see, in the universe, there is both Kebab and Antikebab
>They share many of the same properties, and they are hard to tell apart
>We're used to seeing Kebab around us, which is more abundant by around 3%
>When Kebab meets Antikebab, however, they cancel each other out and, in a flash, emit enormous amounts of multiculturalism

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Sad!

A sane white populace would keep any leftist traitor or kike from ever getting a job in media.

The West is fucked thanks to everybody being a passive egalitarian cuck.

Got audio?
Interesting af

no, you dumb fuck, he wasn't talking about that. if you actually read the fucking article you'll see that it was a 3-way brawl between kurds, turks and lebs.

>you dumb fuck,

Sit down

Maybe another annon will explain it to you

You deserve the faith that is awaiting you user, good luck with staying alive.

man the german police should be out there guns drawn and putting two bullets in every single subhuman fuck who dares to even look their way

They are following British police tactics

no lol its obviously classified, its been reported by a lot of the main news outlets though.

Fuck you käskop you have it worse.

>There are three rival groups. It may be a conflict between Turks, Lebanese and Kurds.

nothing of value was lost this day

On fait des blagues de jvc sur pol et on se sent blagueur