Stephen Colbert bends the knee! "Apologizes" to Trump!

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Highlights
>While discussing the popular "Roseanne" revival, which returned this week after a 20-year hiatus, Colbert stopped to admire the sitcom's stellar reviews — just hours after Trump announced that he called Roseanne Barr, who plays unabashed Trump supporter Roseanne Conner in the show, to congratulate her on the success.

>"The reason why Trump crowed about the ratings is because on the show the character Roseanne agrees with Donald Trump, and a lot of people have called that refreshing," Colbert says of the show's political approach. "Well, I would like 18 million people to watch my show."

>Therefore, Colbert said he "sincerely" apologizes to Trump, admitting that there is something the pair can agree on: "CNN lies." The comedian was referring to Trump's repeated accusation that the cable TV network disseminates “fake news.”

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holy shit, Trump is triggering the liberals to death

he's trying to dodge the curse

Everyone will bend the knee

TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY
DONALD BRUUUUUUUUMPFT

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Sounds like he’s getting sick of shilling for nothing but bad ratings.

So in this episode liberal media redeems Trump after he went full neocon and back on all his promises.
Lets see how it plays out.
Stay tuned.

he's finished
those days with podesta's will come back to destroy him and his family

lol Trump must be close to blowing the lid off the pizza party shenanigans.

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Colbert always came across a smart man to me before he started bitching about. I'm wondering if he was doing it just because he thought that's where the ratings were.

Don't be a queef!
Bin that Leaf!

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lol still an obnoxious fuck

Haha! Spot on.

I'm so sick of thinking this is the case.

>Colbert
>Having freewill

His masters then.

>"Well, I would like 18 million people to watch my show."

JUUUUUUUUUUUST

how do you pronounce colbert? colbehr?

>2:50
he was being sarcastic
youtube.com/watch?v=06tb-P7Ijgo

coal bear

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>gib (you)s
HAHAHAHAHAHA

The MSM is conditioning people to believe the radical Leftist agenda has far greater support than it really does. Time after time we've seen the country supports Trump, not the Left. Anthem protests, Shumer Shutdown, him winning the election in the 1st place, now Roseanne. People like Colbert are so insulated in the liberal echo chamber, he just doesn't get it.

funny-- too little too late tho.

They're trying to do Jones's bait and switch? fucking faggots

>All these people falling for it

underrated

NOOOO! CNN IS WOULD NEVER LIE FELLOW DALIT! SHUT IT DOWN!

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>reading fake news
>not just reiterating your points

>you were never a true believer

hey buddy, the alt-right is a perspective, not a religion

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Reminder that Colbert and the people behind the Roseanne show are pulling a bait-and-switch.

I don't understand his point

Colbert you won't dodge the curse or the pedo hunt.

kind of a dumb collage if u don't actually show the cities being filled up

ironically what CNN would do.

Easy for him to """apologize""" in his studio, thousands of miles away from the White House.
Trump should tell him to fly over and bend the knee in person.

TWO KNEES

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Noooooo! His punishment must be more severe!

Kek!

lel

Checked and kek'd

numerals decide colbert's ultimate fate

i'll start: death by velociraptor

Cobert wants to have Trump on his show as a guest, that's why he's now going to suck up to Trump. Guess his handlers think it will boost ratings and vindicate Cobert from being labeled as the partisan hack that he is.

> he called Roseanne Barr, who plays unabashed Trump supporter Roseanne Conner in the show

Now I understand pic related. This kike LARPing as a Trump supporter wants to associate Trump voters with Nazis and subconsciously remind the goyim of the 6 billions who died in the Shoah. Trump got cucked.

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Thinking this way gives me hope

Don't stoop to murder!
Bin that burger!

Too late, it's on his ass like a homing missile.

Yea you can see all this fucking shilling about China being in a bubble or about to collapse
Wouldn't want the goyim to grasp that our civilization has been DECLINING for decades now

CNN was always the best target for old Colbert and Jon Stewart

Will CNN correct the record on Colbert?

Yeah. I've heard it pronounced coal bear and coal Bert

>this whole thread
are you guys retarded? he's being sarcastic

>Colbert always came across a smart man

he was definitely witty, but his claim as a "truth-seeker" was a huge question mark until CBS.

We all knew he was liberal-learning but we didn't know it was THIS bad.

Colbert says what he is paid to say and the money just ran out.

Obscurity in 10 years.

Somebody didn't actually watch the video, watch the Stephen Colbear video were he calls out CNN for lying, he apologizes jokingly to Trump

Casper knew this

>literally doesn't really apologize
>Jow Forums still thinks he did
this is truly the lowest iq board

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FUCK that goose.
Nobody should wtach his shitty comedy show.
This clown should fall to his knees and suck Trumps cock as well as kiss his ass for the rest of time, because he is the only reason, he has been remotely successful.

Fucking scrub.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Fucker

Fuck no
They ignore everything they don't like
I hope CNN gets tomahawk'd

Colbert was always lampooning the Right. It's obvious he's not exactly pozzed but his allegiance isn't exactly to Trump or his followers.

She wasn't a Trump supporter when she put that pic out, which was several years ago. Kys and fuck off with your d&c.

rats
leaving a sinking ship
something something something

>bend the knee
>suck his cock
>be his bitch

what is Jow Forumss fascination with homosexuality as a form of punishment?

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>mexican intellectual
no one needs to. The headline is all that matters because that's all anyone reads. Do you even persuade bitch?

Ultimate sign of giving up your manhood is subjugation to another man.
This also works for ideals and politics. It's the reason man lead war over trivialities.
Something faggots and women will never understand.

Kek knows it won’t save him

Bends the knee means bow. It's a power thing not a sex thing

This. It's too late tho

>the left
>knowing i-frames
He's doomed

He just wants that extra scoop

Any specific lies he mentioned?

Meanwhile the Left thinks guns are dicks and they want to grab as many as they can.

Nobody actually read the article

He was being sarcastic after CNN mistakenly labelled a clip from his show as being from SNL.

You fucktard. A thread died for this

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>pol retards don't get sarcasm

Colbert is laughing at you

he is trying to stay alive once podesta gets the electric chair

>Pulling out of Syria
>NK peacetalks
Yeah, sounds like a real neo-con there, shill.

This will always make me laugh

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a man with wit and nothing else is a half-wit.

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Dumbass is going to lose his base of fanatics for this

dis this retard finally realized that he makes the job a lot harder?

It's too late. He chose his side: Podesta. The Molesta. Stephen Colbert will pay.

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Nah, he can shrugg it off with a good joke, this bloke don't have the subtle texture that letterman had.

therefore he makes the hardest job in america even worst.

Lol I’ll stop being a lying sniveling little propaganda machine once the tv tells me to. I yearn for a time when we can have intelligent people in media again. Ratings dictate his thoughts. Pathetic.

Holy fuck, underrated.

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He’s not smart. He’s a fucking tool. He finally supports the not insane choice for president because some other fat insane Jew pretends to be a trump supporter. I like comeuppance too but don’t stretch it too far. I’d still have him hung.

>bends the knee
>that fox news headline

kek. you guys will really grovel for whatever you can get. dont your knees get sore from fellating trump all day? arent your parents ashamed that you'd rather worship at his feet instead of man up and start a family? pathetic

Unironically this.

he apologized sarcastically, you 15 year old pantywaist. stay in school. you're young so there's still a chance you can grow out of this effeminate cuck phase you are stuck in.

Got my masters fuck head. I’m a chemist. So I’m young because I stopped watching this shitbag years ago? His apology was sarcastic? Ok even worse. I’ll continue to ignore him and all talmudvision for that matter. Go fuck yourself you twat.

That's just bake jews

Colbert is done.

Okay we get it he was being sarcastic to trump, no fucking shit.

Did he really mean it when he said CNN lies though? thats a good step forward

>Alt-Right
Faggot, also yes at any time if you are a socialist/communist, or cultural marxist you should be lined against the wall. That's being fucking kind.

DO NOT APPLAUD FOR DONALD DUCK!

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WHAT THE FUK IS GOIGN ON? I CANT EVEN

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>It's obvious he's not exactly pozzed
Yes. Yes it is.

It will get to him anyway. Pew pew

Nigga I wanted him hung, not sucking someone hung

They are desperate to be welcomed back into the fold so they can go back to watching capeshit and sitcoms
Shame on you for thinking people have convictions

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