How do Brits cut their food?

How do Brits cut their food?

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they karate chop it

Only if they have their karate chopping license

What were they given in compromise?

They throw acid on it

being strong enough to even chew meat is suspect in bongland

With sarcasm.

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>having such a short fuse that you stab everything in sight unless you bin your knoife
"""Great"""" times ahead of you, """great"""" britain.

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Let it sit in soy sauce for an hour, it makes it softer.

We don't cut things in the UK. The women prefer it, Pedro.

In America we dont consider cocks food m8

they Drive a truck of peace over it

once an british person turns 21 he must apply for his plastic knife license, then every time he wishes to use it he must contact the police of vice and virtue to come to his house and monitor his use of such a deadly tool. with advancments in tech soon the police will put cameras into the british publics eyes to monitor them at all times and ensure proper knife usage, this will free up spending for more diversity.

they simply drink soylent. no need for utensils.
this may become a problem if they outlaw bottle openers.

knife hands are banned in bongland

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They can't buy knives unless they're 25 years old; if they're younger they have to use the family knives or borrow some.

>this may become a problem if they outlaw bottle openers
when bottle openers are outlawed, only outlaws will have bottle openers

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m8, I'm going to need a license for those knife hands.

No complaining on Jow Forums, that's not allowed :^)

Then how do you explain all of the missing foreskins user?

i wasnt complaining master just thankfull for such a wonderfull and safe enviroment

you dont need to cut soy

wait...surely bongs can have knives? Just not assault knives.

I take my food down to the police station to get it cut up, it's alot easier than applying for a knife license.
Managed to get my spoon license last year which was a MASSIVE fucking help.

With their gnarly, fucked up teeth, mate

Brits aren't japs

>throws acid
This cooks the bong meat

*squishes your body underfoot and grinds you into the pavement*

Babies usually eat their food pureed

Is that Devonshire cream?

With their culturally-required scimitars.

Kek. So true

>a nation whose national legend is about being able to retrieve a blade
>oi bruv yoo got a loicense fuh that?

>British having 16 months
>Americans having 12 months

That's an awfully tyrannical government you have there.

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And then he got cucked by a Chad knight. Sounds pretty quintessentially British to me

They've fully integrated the Irish way of cuisine into their entire society and thus boil all of their food until it becomes liquid pulp.

never thought of it that way. fackin' 'ell m8