Britain is Officially a Police State

>Spy on mudslimes
>get jailed

what can you buy with 'patriot points' ? do you get out of traffic tickets or TV license fees ?

>good boy points are real now

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>this is not funny anymore

it was never funny

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Are the bongs here willing to leave the u.k, and if so, where are yous planning to go to? Jesus fuck i’d go mental over there in one day. Are you even allowed to leave?

forgot to include link

metro.co.uk/2018/01/15/new-porn-laws-due-april-will-force-porn-sites-id-everyone-need-know-7229364/

Theresa Mao

fake, no such article exists

saged for disinfo by leftypol

Lol this is straight out of Stalin's playbook. Fish n Chips Gulags when??

It was funny when they where suffering for abandoning East to Communism for 50 years.
However, the suffering must be genuine, not suicidal

When you reach 100 patriots points. you get to call an drone strike on a target of your choice.

Not even 1984 was able to imagine something that despicable. I thought only the Chinese would be capable of that.

i wish my ancestors got on the fucking boat to USA or AUS ffs i want off this shit

gullible anons

I T S H A P P E N I N G

Naïve user

Seriously.
>A member of the middle class Outer Party, Winston lives in a one-room London flat in the Victory Mansions. Smith lives on rations consisting of black bread, synthetic meals, and "Victory"-branded gin.
>Telescreens in every building, accompanied by microphones and cameras, allow the Thought Police to identify anyone who might compromise the Party's regime, and threat of surveillance forces citizens to display an obligatory optimism regarding the country, who are afraid for being arrested for thoughtcrime, the infraction of expressing thoughts contradictory to the Party's ideology.
[bongs are here]
>Children are encouraged to inform the officials about potential thought criminals, including their parents, and are indoctrinated by Party propaganda from an early age. Winston's neighbor, Mr. Parsons, is deeply involved in patriotic activism, and his children are highly indoctrinated with Party propaganda and desensitized to violence.

Bonus points:
>Winston works at the Ministry of Truth, or "Minitrue", as an editor. He is responsible for historical negationism; he rewrites records and alters photographs to conform to the state's ever-changing version of history itself, rendering the deleted people "unpersons"; the original documents are destroyed by fire in a "memory hole".

LMAO

fucking may

>Good goy points

If you turn in enough points, your daughter/wife/sister can be moved to the front of the queue to be raped by pakis. It’s exac the reward the British men were looking for.

its fake

True, Germany is pretty bad too. Sweden apparently also.

What about with that TV license shit? Can people report you to the cops if they catch you pirating BBC or whatever? Can the BBC workers peer in through your window to see if your TV is on?

*exactly

State mandated Good Boy Points. My fucking sides.

The European Union and especially Germany is not any better. It is quite literally satanic. It's a mere matter of heartbeats before the Allied bombs fall on us again. The time to make peace with God is now.

But for how much longer?

>Be Brit
>Get bonged

The amount of people who believe anything you tell them is worrying. Jow Forums has no intelligence

any target?

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i want Mommy May's fish 'n chip tendies

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Most people just want you to confirm their beliefs. That being said we live in a post facts world now. Propaganda is what's important and it's good as long as it supports the goals of my side.

I don't think this is real, but the UK isn't far from it. Of course it will be packaged differently to make it look like it's your civic duty in the fight against terrorism.

China is doing it, by the way.

It's real, sadly.

telegraph.co.uk/premium/politics/2018/03/30/theresa-may-new-patriot-points-system-introduced/

I honestly think they are heading towards a civil war. No maybe not in the next decade or two, but I think the foundations are being laid as we speak.

You might need a Telegraph Premium account (telegraph.co.uk/subscriptions/) to view.

I’m trying to figure out if your defending fake news

You never have to institute shit like this when you live in a homogenous white country.

>telescreens
>tv loicenses
Shit I never saw this analogy and it was right there.

Nigga I’m not an idiot

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It's a Davidic kingdom, goym. You can't run your filthy pig mouth against the LORD's will.

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>spent a decade hearing brits shittalking gun owners over shooting each other in streets
>brits will literally be shooting each other in the streets
Poetic

>patriot points
Patriotism is bad to them. Otherwise the headline is believable.

If you save up enough patriot points you can get an extra tv license and permission to use a butterknife.

It says ‘page not found’ not ‘you need a premium account’. Are you an actual inbesile

The Brits don’t have any guns, they’ll do what their told and die out in 50 years.

Looks like Pope Benedict.

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>what the fuck, west?
>posts a guy who utterly fucked the roman empire

I fucking hope we do end up in a civil war

Thank you Hitler

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Is this anime really good, by the way? I've heard of it, before.

It's a new feature. I read the Telegraph regularly for bong news, and they only introduced it a few weeks ago. Probably haven't got around to making a new page so just redirect there.

Oh, and it's iMbecile.

>pope benidict
>file name

I’m sorry m and n are close on a keyboard and stop lying you little shit

The UK dishes out 300,000 criminal records to its citizens every single year for not paying for the BBC propaganda machine (state media). This alone should raise alarm bells in any so-called free and democratic society.

How these "inspectors" gain access to your home to check if you have a TV goes against any "right to privacy" norms/laws. It's nothing short of a home invasion coupled with harassment.

Calling it a "TV licence" is, in itself, propaganda. It's really a BBC licence.

Hi, Bongs.
This is all part of a complex PSYOP.
Remember: white Americans are European-Americans. We see what the Jew has done to our motherlands. Seeing has conditioned the American People to reject these policies -- it's why we voted for Trump. This conditioning will cause the U.S. to rise up against the Zionist Elite. First, we will free America from Israel's influence and then you. We've always been the world's muscle, you know that. We will come through for you. If you want to help:

>stop following pied pipers like Tommy Robinson who never names the Jew
>protest Israel and your Government officials in the streets -- a million of you!
>don't forget your OPSEC!!!!!
>be willing to dissent; do not be complacent
and most important:
>REDPILL YOUR FELLOW BRIT
without public support what can we do?

With or without Trump, we will come for you.

Cheers m8tys

Well at least it's official.

What is wrong with reporting crimes (yeah, yeah, as long as it's not hate speech) of your neighbours?

Stasi did noting wrong.

Ingsoc won the election?

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Seriously tho, is this why you guys voted quit? Only to become an even more aggressive dictatorship than the EU?

you'll go out with a whimper as the rapeugee makes your daughter scream one last time. :) bye bye traitors

fake you retards

Fake & homosexual

Everything if the definition of a crime is something stupid (i.e. something that shouldn't be illegal).

>Post tabloid garbage or outright fabrications
>300 replies
Ez

literally goodboy points

If there is one thing we can do it’s never giving up

You should hope you do. It might be the only way how quickly things progress against democracy.

lol no fucking way this is the reality in the UK? that's worse than Canada

Could they be called Pee Pees instead of Patriot Points? Patriot is such a strong word and we don't want to alienate our fellow muslims who call for the death of not so Great Britain. Thanks.

Kēēp Kalm

Ænd Karry Δn

Junited Kukdom

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FAKE. NEWS. its actually a fake article. same as corbyn issuing girlfriends. who is doing this?

Dude I was literally reading the article before I posted it on here. You think I would waste my time making a fake article about your country?

What? Do you think user would post something genuine that sparks intelligent discussion here, on Jow Forums?
Now that's a laugh.

The part where you SPY on your neighbors. Also there’s more than just ‘hate speech’ they can snitch on, t.v licenses, sharp objects, not respecting your child’s pronouns, etc etc. No different from government spies just that they’re doing it for free, like a good goy

Depends on the fake news.

Do you think we could get tendies if we got enough?

There's a lot shit that exist nowadays for real, and UK seems to take a pride to make it 100% faithful. And USA making their version of BNW.

Doing God's work user, saw the same thread this morning. OP's a rural and suburban retard.

It’s quite effective on the people who just believe everything they read. Probably the same highly religious idiots who were taught never to question written texts or accounts.

My figure was out - it's roughly 140,000 a year. Still...

thisismoney.co.uk/money/news/article-2117510/Thousands-TV-Licence-cheats-face-prosecution-week.html

What do you expect from Americans who get their news from the daily stormer? Thank fuck Canada/US are legit 50% white.

Dont you fags see? They are reporting violations of the NAP.

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is this fucking real? no way.

It happens a lot here user, if you want to prove him wrong just pastebin the entire article so we can all read it without premium!

Serious question, does those rules also applies to your colonies? like are the Falklands gay now?

I A M N O T A N I D I O T

>You think I would type a few letters and create a fake link?
Yes, memefag.

China is doing it:

wired.co.uk/article/chinese-government-social-credit-score-privacy-invasion