How are you holding up lads?
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fine
OP sounds like the question is directed at all the shills on Jow Forums
I think I have a couple hemorrhoids around my pooper, anyone have experience with em?
great m8
with poopers, yeah
Well I'm 5 cans of cider down and I've got a pot noodle in the cupboard. Living with me grandad with no job, I clean his house for him with a small amount of board as payment.
That's about it.
Itches like crazy and I know it's not pinworms, also hurts if I wipe too hard
NOT FUCKING GOOD BRUH.
i got an anal fissure. try more fiber, dental dating with wet toilet paper to clean and go to the doc if it doesn't go away. (i also put A snd D on but they don't like ppl doing that)
*gental dabbing
Better, I smoked a little cannabis indica, felt all those knots of tension loosen, up realize why I was so anxious (I live in a shitty household), did a hard work out the get my breathing right, anxiety way lower, don't want to put a pistol in my mouth.
Planning on OD on benzos, opiates, and low pressure drugs soon.
So fine.
>(i also put A snd D on
what's this?
Jow Forums is the only thing that keeps me going
Nooooooo
dont kill yourself white fren
> (You)
>Nooooooo
>dont kill yourself white fren
My family doesn't care, why would anyone else? Even if there is no good, eternal nothingness seems comfy.
Just waiting. Waiting and preparing.
Not good
My dear friend, your soul is eternal, please dont give up.
Remember times before when you went through hardship, then made it through and reflected upon how dark it was...I promise you there is light, seek and ye shall find.
I can't complain. My life is probably better than a 1 legged crack whore hopping around Atlanta.
argentines are weak
Doing good desu. And you?
>My family doesn't care, why would anyone else?
have you talked to them ?
Do they actually know that you are suicidally depressed ?
unfortunately most family in modern times are dysfunctional so i dont blame you for feeling like that.
>Even if there is no good, eternal nothingness seems comfy.
not gonna lie, i kinda understand that feel
But try talking to someone, a therapist or counselor might help.
I feel bouts of rage mixed in with longer periods of numbness
I've been talking to myself quite regularly recently (not crazy though, just lonely)
I don't feel particularly connected to the world
I'm worried about my dog
The shills are out of control. We need janitors to clean up the obvious slide threads.
On a personal level, I wish I was dead
fucking shit 2bh
haven't really got friends anymore because they are mostly lefty wankers, and i got banned on instagram twice so i can't contact all the m8s ive got there.
all i have is Jow Forums
No, it's just me who is broken
In regards to what?
anyone know how to get past a permanent instagram ban ? i think i need a new phone (new number) and new email
just being a skinny dyel perma virgin with no friends, the usual
terrible, just terrible
>be me
>23 year-old college dropping out NEET who literally have never ever worked at all
>still a fucking kissless virgin (i've managed to get a blow job twice by a female classmate when i was a high school student though)
>have never talked with white girls at all, like 0 seconds in my whole life and have literally zero percent chance for me to fuck with them forever
>the only fun i can get at this point on a daily basis is from fapping to porn (huge-assed thicc woman is my favorite)
>3 house cats are the only companions i have now
>Jow Forums is the only place where i can actually connect with others
it looks like it's just over here
the only cure left to me is apparently just committing suicide here at this point
every night when in bed before falling to asleep i just wish that when i woke up i was just a 12 year-old elementary school kid having adventures with my friends every day and every morning i wake up in fucking indescribable despair and depression
my life's theme:
youtube.com
i vomit multiple times per day from anxiety
i'm so sorry for my parents
telling me methods you recommend that instantly kill me without pain is welcomed
>all i have is Jow Forums
Fucking loser, lmao. Kys.
Pretty shitty, emotionally numb. Nothing happening. No one to talk with.
>I'm worried about my dog
why is your dog sick or something
Already tried talking to doctors, taking SSRIs, antipsychotics, warned my uncle I was planning on killing myself.. nothing.
I just watched Gucci Gang for the first time, my life is deteriorating rapidly now.
Dont be deceived by the darkness.
For how can you know thyself in the dark, only the light reveals who you are.
Hold on, for the end is nigh.
Dont give up.
Rise UP.
Pharmaceuticals user
I'd be better if all women didn't hate all men.
They don't, just the ugly ones.
Drink water and eat more fiber. Start with a fruit salad , prunes, and dried apples
you sound exactly like my cousin
you probably suffer from clinic depression tho, best thing you can do is to keep your mind busy, don't give yourself enough time to think, just do stuff. Whatever you like.
In the long run people who live with depression and do this to not kill themselves end up being pretty successfull.
Well that sucks
i honest dont know what to say
i know life doesn't always turn out fine.
hope you change your mind and feel better.
Not too well desu. In a rut, no way out of it in the near future, worries over employment and my education, no gf, etc.
I've been debating with myself over long term goals, and I've already decided if I hit a certain age and have done nothing with my life to join some Christen militia in the middle East to remove Mohammed, regardless of secy. (I'm Catholic)
I have it at 40 right now, but am leaning towards making it 35 (I'm 21)
I don't know man. Sometimes it all seems pointless, others I'm having a ball
Just give me the Horsemen to start Armageddon already
i know that feeling. I try to avoid normie music as much as possible ( i value my life)
This isn't R9K!
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
For what user?
Uh, don't actually kill yourself. I was merely being sarcastic. Life is fun!
she won't stop limping
It's been months
we took her in for x-rays and she was clean but it hurts me to see her limp around and I keep going to the worst case scenario in my head that it's something serious
not all men fren
just the ugly ones
Is it IP ban or MAC ban?
Fiber up, drink water, poop once a day, or only when you absolutely need to, shower clean your ass instead of wiping if possible, and in a week you should be good to go.