What's the most red pilled sweetened beverage?

Lol. Nice bait. +1 for the liberal meme laboratory.

there is no "redpilled" sweetened beverage but cane sugar is at least not quite as bad as high fructose corn syrup.

The inflammatory response that accompanies the insulin spikes from consistently consuming sugary foods cause micro lesions in vascular tissue, leading to a slow but stead build up of scar tissue on the interior of the circulatory system at sites most affected by the inflammation, notably thick walled arteries.

This high surface area scar tissue coupled with high cholesterol and sodium diets leads to the build up of plaque on the insides of arteries.

High sugar diets not only lead to diabetes later in life, but also heart disease.

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Hey, Im a natural product chemist. I totally forgot Narginin existed. Thanks dude. You reminded me of some research I did almost a decade ago.

Water

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is it /ourbrand/

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Omega j8004 $120 used on eGay. Juice Spinach, Kale, Romaine, etc with apples to make it sweet.

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probably just because boogas don't spend 5 euro per can for a drink

Do you realise you could save $1000 a year just by stoping your sweetened beverage consumption! If you stop drinking sweetened beverages for 20 years you will have half the money required for a house deposit. If you can eliminate other HUGE luxuries like beer, coffee, and of course that expensive avocado on toast habit you might even pay off that $800,000 home. (kek)

God its not like boomers ever bought coke or drank beer. They fucking saved mate!

You should take this to the beverage board faggot
saged

Enjoy the beetus or your coronary

>your choice

Based.

Tymbark

Mexican sodas are great.

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How do you know if OJ is unpasteurized? Just juice all your own?

Skullcap tea

Sunkist Orange and Citra (if you can find it.)

Red Bull for anti rapefugee

>redbull sponsors the race war

Can anyone tell me if KickStart (MTN DEW) is bad? It does not have as much sugar as an energy drink, and doesnt have as much caffeine as a coffee.

Is it the best of both worlds?

Also, my choice for MOST BASED BEVERAGE is jones soda.

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See if there are any small local companies who make drinks and go from there. You might be surprised.

I wish their were a soda that tastes exactly like Red Bull but without the caffeine. I quit caffeine months ago and I am not a soda drinker but I have been craving that delicious tangy taste of Red Bull.

ionized water

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What is up with these fucking corporate shilling posts. Don’t spend your money on any fucking sweetened beverages. Are advertisers trying to market shit to us as “redpilled”? Fuck them and fuck you.

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Fuck off shill this pasta is already getting old

Arizona dollar cans

@166129829 - no (you) for you
you're the same faggot that spends $20 a week on oatmeal
you're the faggot that is shitting up the board with off topic shit threads. sage. faggot

This, I only drink water, fresh juices, beer and coffee with one spoon of sugar.

Soda water. It's cheaper then soda and actually hydrates you. Also when you do have soda it will taste better, because you don't have it all the time.

Besides the obvious answer of Red Bull, Coca Cola is pretty red pilled if you are into American Consumerist imperialism and Americana in general.

Interesting how one brand can so effortlessly countrol entire populations around the world.

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But Monster is superior. The true black pill.

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One of them was trying to get 'farmers union chocolate milk' declared based a while back. I guess they shelved that project.

Aspartame? Are you fucking this stupid to drink diet?, on top of soda to begin with?

Water. Everything else is just poison with sugar. Don't be a retard.

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