Just want to remind my brothers here, God likes men who are virgins. When He comes back, He even says they'll be his best buds.
Revelation 14:4: "These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb."
FUCK ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THIS
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I disagree
Ok then fuck you
*His
That's just a cope so virgins don't feel to bad about Chad slaying while they rot away
>a-at least I will go to heaven!!
just fucking lol
I'm a kang. You are all slaves. God is going to deliver you to me. Right after he massacres over half the world population.
I'm not a virgin and I wish I could have all the knowledge I have and still be a virgin. Can't have everything. Being "Chad" is degenerate
Bring it, Satan
Or Moloch or whatever idiotic name your parents named you IRL
>God likes men who are virgins. When He comes back, He even says they'll be his best buds.
t. boomerkike
Born in '94 faggot
................
No
I know who satan is
I know all the players to the game
God is my good friend
Only by their fruits shall you know them
Jesus said to love god and love your neighbors, but then god said he was going to kill everybody in Revelations just like he killed everybody with the flood, how christlike
you have been fucked by OP since you disagree. therefore, OP is not a virgin anymore
I don't think that you deceitful rat
I heard the first girl you sleep with is your wife in the eyes of God, is this true
I can tell you're a real student of the Bible, nigger
You even had to pause to think of a lie in your response, you stupid faggot
OP was never a virgin
Well now you are revealing yourself as a heretic, aren't you
You even had the courtesy to reveal your real name. Thanks user, your opinion matters!
/s
Blessed be his name, the father the son and the holy spirit. May they rule on earth as they do in heaven. Bless all the Christians in this thread and have a wonderful Easter.
I know what you're talking about. If that's true, repent before you find the woman you intend to marry if you're no longer a virgin. I believe it is true in the context of marriage, for sure. God clearly does not want His children to become degenerate Chads.
fuck you leatherman
Lmao
>heretic
Fuck yourself
There are non degenerate chads , Chad just means good looking doesn't it
BLESS THIS MAN
Chad can mean good looking, but it generally means a man who has relatively frequent sex with different women.
You can be a non-traditionally-good-looking Chad
You can have been a Chad and found God and repented
You can't be a Chad and be a true Christian
Words out of my mouth
Stop even trying ya coping incel
Coping? I've fucked finer pussy than you have, faggot
But I've repented :-)
Virtue signalling reprobates like you won't last long
And what comes after, isn't nice
You're redeemed in Christ? VIRTUE SIGNAL, HARD
Life advice. :-)
Basically you are cancer
How'd you know my sign?
Eat shit and die, faggot
>FUCK ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THIS
Typical Christian is typical.
You might want to be a little less of an asshole when you use Christ's name to back up your opinions.
I think that most likely exclude guys who touch themselves, m8
Go fuck yourself
READ THE PASSAGE
Don't make me call you a dumbass cause I was about to call you a dumbass
>one passage in the bible invalidates all other ones about how touching yourself is wrong
The passage is literal, you dumb faggot
If you understand context, this is referring to the 144,000 saved of Israel, all of whom could have committed some other sin and have been redeemed. It literally lists the only sin that would bar you from being a part of this group.
Masturbation is still to be discouraged, though it is never literally described as being a sin. Wasn't even in the 613
Masturbators go to hell, nothing you can do about it.
If you think you're arguing with a moron, you're not. Masturbators don't go to Hell, any can be redeemed and restored in Christ so long as they've not committed a sin against the Holy Spirit.
You bring shame to your meme flag
Nope, they go to hell. My son knows that and so should you.
Down voted!
You teach false teachings. A curse on you, till you repent.
UPVOTED
For all interested, he is referring to ONE INSTANCE in the Bible about spilling one's own seed, the sin of Onan. Feel free to look it up. God never literally calls of masturbation, and obviously Onan wasn't physically masturbating (which debunks the connection). He failed to fulfill his part in his levirate marriage.
DON'T BE DUMB, JERK TILL YOU CUM
Don't spread false teachings
*calls out
The meek will inherit Hell on Earth.
Nah
>Not even interested in asking what you meant by that cause it's literally antithetical to the text
You literally call yourself a kike, why should anyone trust you?
Cause I worship a kike, and it sounds like you do too
Every single apostle was a kike
Don't be dumb, you can cum
What's the Easter Bunny going to bring you user?
It's Passover now so probably some kind of kosher for Passover Easter egg lmao
I wasn't raised on the Easter tradition, I converted to Christianity from Judaism and I don't have kids or anything, so I'm not really part of the Easter bunny train
Why do you double post
Also, calling our lord and savior jesus christ a "kike" will also send you to hell. You're already going to what's called double hell.
>tries to feel better about being a kissless virgin
>god will be MY best bud giuse
lel
God has a better sense of humor than you. He was a Jew, all His friends were Jews. Look a gift horse in the mouth and it'll bite you in the ass, retard
Don't forget to smear some lambs blood on your front door so you get passed over!
Faggot, already said this once
>OP is not a virgin, and has fucked finer pussy than you have
The Lamb spilled His blood for us. Passover is basically a Jewish meme at this point
>god has a better sense of humpr than you do
Yeah, because he sends fags to hell
Do you not know why they call it Passover?
And you with them, probably
You sound like a real fucking nigger yourself
I may be a nigger with my brown hair and eyes, but I am still 56% whiter than you, muhammed
Of course I do, I went to Jewish school
The Angel of Death passed over the doors where the doorposts were smeared with lamb's blood so only the Egyptian first-born sons died, and all the Hebrews' were spared
>admits he's a nigger
Stay where you are, let me get my rope
Retard
Sorry, it sounded like you may not have. I apologize. Any plans for Easter? Going to church, family ham dinner?
Nah. I'm not thinking too hard about staying kosher-for-Passover, but I am watching my carbs, so probably no chocolate for me. I'm not a member of any local congregation, I'm the only Christian in my kikey clan, and to start going to church on Easter would probably be a sensory overload. Who knows, no plans yet for tomorrow.
Eh, I'm not going to church either. I feel kind of guilty about it though. Have a ham sandwich for lunch. Ham is the traditional Easter meal. Actually there are some really good Easter bread recipes kicking around the internet. You could try your hand at baking.
Enjoy your Easter fellow kike, nice job putting these faggot heathens in their place.
Killing is a sin. God accept people of all races. The jews, THEN the gentile, goyim.
Oy, I'm running low on cash, I'm not gonna go buying any Easter ham this year. And baking leads to carbs. But thanks for the advice, brother. Maybe next year when I'm working more, and have room for expendable calories!
TODAH RABAH CHAVER
PEACE BE UPON YOU
A GORILLION SHALOMS
You're a dumbass. Go take solace in the fact that you've indoctrinated your poor kid based on your miserable interpretation of the Bible and rejoice that if he's smart he'll realize you're an arrogant prick
Its the truth. Arguably the two greatest inventors of all times, Newton and Tesla, were both celibates and devout Christians.
HIS QUOTE PROVES WHY THE EVIL "CABAL" WILL LOSE
True genius comes not from Satan, but from God.
Thanks user! :-)
I can't fuck them, I must remain virgin.
If you're still a virgin, that's awesome. Worship Jesus and praise God!
I'm not a virgin, but I wish I still were with all the knowledge I have. Proving you can get pussy at the expense of being a righteous person is not worth it. Be holy, and be good my brother!
:-)
JoyofSatan.org
I hope you realize that being a virgin in the bible's eyes means no masturbation either. That is committing adultery.
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Yes, I believe it is a question of spirit. As long as one is fully aware the true design for sex and acknowledges the brainfog and shame afterwards.
I think Jesus would be all for NoFap, but masturbating does not 'devirgify' you. It's a habit that should be discouraged, but you will have to admit, unlike things like true adultery, bestiality, prostitution, homosexual sex, and incest, with even the sin of Onan being only an indirect reference to potential masturbation, God never explicitly says "don't masturbate." But I think we're on the same team debating semantics.
>Fist bump for Jesus
This man gets it
We definitely agree.
Plato had it all figured out before Christianity even.
Plato was BASED, even in MSM loving ancient Greece. He would have loved Christ no doubt about it. Also he was based as fuck for writing about Atlantis and was probably the leading civilization in antediluvian Earth.
Ok
i agree. all christians should stop breeding
You bring shame to the meme flag, faggot loser
Only thing you should breed is lice
Happy Passover, faggot
>You bring shame to the meme flag
The meme flag is shame incarnate, user. It cannot be shamed further.
You bring shame to your own flag
Dumbass
Only virgins who don't fall into sexual sin are considered above married men, and the vast majority of virgins are fapping and lusting all the time.
>tfw 31 yo virgin engaged to a home schooled christian qt
time to lose my wizard power blessings
Maybe some of those lustful virgins see this thread or open Revelation and give NoFap a try and believe the testimony of the Lord and His children
damn shoulda gone for wizard hood, I was close
Dude. Congratulations! Raise some Godly children! Simen tov and mazel tov. :-)
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Now you can go for immortality :-)
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Still going, eh? Nice work.
Lmao nice pic
Fighting the good fight, brother. :-)
will try. I'm worried 15 years lurking here has jaded and ruined me but I never lost all hope.