PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #49 3/31/18
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>Pres Trump Delivers Passover&Easter Message 3/30/18
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>This Week @State 3/30/18
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>WH Video: FLotUS Melania @Childrens Hospital 3/30/18
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>CBP Press Brief on the Border Wall 3/30/18
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>Pres Trump Speech @Richfield OH on infrastructure 3/29/18
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>Pres Trump departing OH 3/29/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in OH 3/29/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC for OH 3/29/18
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>Pres Trump/Ivanka departing WH 3/29/18
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>Mooch talking about Pres Trump on CSPAN 3/29/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets The Devil Incarnate 3/29/18
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>MarineCorps Cmdt Neller on National Defense Strategy 3/29/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/29/18
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>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 3/29/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
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>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
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>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SHOW US THE PORN EDITION
>But the intern photo — and the photos of previous intern groups of the Trump White House — provided a window into understanding why there could be such low representation of people of color at top levels of the Trump administration: Diversity has to start at the bottom.
DEFEND THIS
What are these "team" things? I thought there is no such thing as "we" here.
Jow Forumsa/ck/ when?
We're white and we can do whatever we want
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>DAVID HOGG'S OLD REDDIT ACCOUNT
>HE MADE FUN OF AN INDIAN KID'S ACCENT
>SAYS HE CREEPS ON GIRLS AT SCHOOL CAFETERIA "LIKE A STRAY DOG"
>MANY POSTS BITCHING ABOUT HOW HE'S NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, THEN IN ANOTHER POST LIES AND SAYS HIS GIRLFRIEND IS 1000 ON A SCALE FROM 1-10
>SAYS SOCIALISM DOESN'T WORK
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
It is time.
We know your game McKiwi. Fuck off for good.
I hope he watched big sausage pizza.
What other 00’s porn you think he watched?
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The devil knows our fears
He told all his friends
They'll block the sun with their lies
As darkness descends
Oh Lord, the great collapse
Won't be our end
When the world falls into the flames
We will rise again
We will rise again
what the fugg is this?
Is this the April fools joke? Pretty weird and tame
/ourguy/
Post your foreskin pics everyone!
Your on the nigger team tho
Holy shit Jow Forums went full redpill only team creme is white.
>tfw Team Peanut Butter
FUUUCK YOU MODS
LONG LIVE MLPOL
Defend black success in the NFL
Happy Easter Fools anons. Let the memes begin.
Goats, Mia Khaffi, and exposed ankles. He was also into Naruto and the money Antz.
How long do we have, lads?
>team shitskin
Opinion discarded.
well i was expecting worse desu
Real awoo hours are under way!
Full moon, Easter, and April fools! Its a three-in-one extravaganza!
Wat these teams
Coming from peanut butter over here
Peep
Haha ur on the nigger team
Fuck off kike.
COMON TEAM CHOCOLATE GET
MORNING
>Trump tweets: "While we are on the subject, it is reported that the U.S. Post Office will lose $1.50 on average for each package it delivers for Amazon. That amounts to Billions of Dollars. The Failing N.Y. Times reports that “the size of the company’s lobbying staff has ballooned,” and that..." "...does not include the Fake Washington Post, which is used as a “lobbyist” and should so REGISTER. If the P.O. “increased its parcel rates, Amazon’s shipping costs would rise by $2.6 Billion.” This Post Office scam must stop. Amazon must pay real costs (and taxes) now!"
>"Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown pardoned 5 criminal illegal aliens whose crimes include (1) Kidnapping and Robbery (2) Badly beating wife and threatening a crime with intent to terrorize (3) Dealing drugs. Is this really what the great people of California want? @FoxNews"
>Trump gives weekly address
EVENING
>New York passes bill to restrict guns for domestic abusers
>US and South Korea kick off joint military exercises after hiatus
>ranking candies
>implying they're not all last place because they're filled with the carb jew
mods are trying to ruin your gains this april fools
oh motherfuck they're dividing us by teams
what the fuck is going on I'm drunk
I swear to god I'd better not get Team Chocolate. I fucking hate niggers.
DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
THE MODS ARE D&C US
>Despite Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen’s negotiations with Mexican diplomats this week on border security, that country’s officials are allowing about 1,500 Central Americans to cross their country in order to seek asylum in the United States.
>Both sides expressed concerns with migration flows including those caused by the collapse of the Venezuelan economy and its impact in the region. The partners shared their mutual desire to confront transnational criminal organizations and money laundering. Lastly, both sides reiterated their long held respect for the human rights of migrants. [Emphasis added]
>Nielsen’s negotiations, however, have yet to result in Mexico’s officials taking a more hawkish approach to Central Americans crossing through the country in an effort to arrive in the U.S.
If I am team chocolate ill kms
Whats good my peeps
Your wish has been granted
This is Jow Forums's April Fools/Easter joke.
Never trumptard
HOW DID I GET ON TEAM PEEP?
I JUST TRIED TO MAKE THE SCORE GO UP BY TYPING "PEEP" THINKING THAT IT IS COUNTING IT
Team Woo
Peanut butter is a mutt color. Peeps is for purity.
>team mini
>complete underdog
ALRIGHT LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKERS WE RACE WAR NOW
>gets team poo instead
>tfw Team Peep
thank you faggot
Tesr
TEAM CREME!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>I'm actually crying
Yeah Hiro took away tripcodes.
I can't see my team. MOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Oh fug, I'm team Peep!
I definitely had the trip on.
>Defending disinfo kikes
Check last night's threads
Trumptards are sub 30 iq
Just fucking surrender your shit to team creme like a good native american.
Daily reminder than Team Mini is better than team AR15.
MOOT TOUCHED ME WHEN I WAS A KID
>This divide and conquer
If it's nothing and it doesn't matter, worse one yet
I-is gookmoot gonna merge boards again?
shut up nigger
Hiro
Team Score
#1 Peep
137
#2 Peanut Butter
105
#3 Creme
99
#4 Chocolate
61
#5 Mini
34
FUCK YOU MODS
REMINDER
FILTER ALL TEAM PEEP POSTS THEY'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND LIKELY PART OF THE HORDE
DONT GIVE ME TEAM NIGGER PLEASE
who else /cremedream/ report in
Team pepe gon' win
No. I'm pretty sad right now. I might just go to bed.
here
ayy best team reporting here
Can any burger come down here and give the basic enchilada on gunsmith and whatnot?
Did ancient barbarians really wear lots of skulls like in Warhammer or is that just a meme
Team Peanut Butter
NOOOOO IT'S WORKING NOW
TEAM ZIMBABWE
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
Fuck lads did u hear the news? Tupac just died
Looks like it's a no, /mlpol/ was the best thing that happened on the last april fool
How do you know what team you're on?
dis b daynedrus fo' 're dimocruhcees and shiiiiiieeeet
Posting to see what team I'm on.
The score is part of the joke, it means nothing and is only there to get us to argue. It will probably change several times just to make people mad.
time to join team chocolate
Tell me how much of a devout Christian you are.
Also,
>trying to shill on April Fools Jow Forums
Team Peep seems logical and has the best plan. They are the only true answer. Debate me.
So what are the various outcomes for the Horde? Dems would love them all since they are future voters and debt slaves. I worry Trump will cuck, but the idea of bending over backwards makes me sick, since it will encourage more.
what even decides the score? the number of gets achieved or something?
>namefagging and tripfagging disabled
This. Is. Comfy.
BIG CREME COMING THROUGH
APRIL FOOLS
REAL AWOO HOURS ARE NEVER CANCELLED
12AM - 4AM ET
HOWL IF YOU UP!!!
has anyone in the goverment talked about the horde coming from South america?
You guys should go to bed its past your bedtime
Well, this is rather benign aprils thing.
The Pëëp man is the epitome of masculinity.