/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - April's Fools EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #49 3/31/18
youtu.be/wIZo0rqJCVo
>Pres Trump Delivers Passover&Easter Message 3/30/18
youtu.be/zrcrcrYWRn0
>This Week @State 3/30/18
youtu.be/zIrFPcS8i7M
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania @Childrens Hospital 3/30/18
youtu.be/fqidvCGuy_Y
>CBP Press Brief on the Border Wall 3/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443273-1/
>Pres Trump Speech @Richfield OH on infrastructure 3/29/18
youtu.be/I49fN0BBiV4
>Pres Trump departing OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/hOAH0jcFCIQ
>Pres Trump arrives in OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/piwurdUgqJc
>Pres Trump departs DC for OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/c1-Xki1lBvo
>Pres Trump/Ivanka departing WH 3/29/18
youtu.be/Z4XpoE0mTuU
>Mooch talking about Pres Trump on CSPAN 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?441513-2/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets The Devil Incarnate 3/29/18
youtu.be/vJpKEECToTI
>MarineCorps Cmdt Neller on National Defense Strategy 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443228-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/29/18
youtu.be/LdX5uQ1tZ9k
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443256-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
youtu.be/IuJCIjKC6Xo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
youtu.be/7FcGuCE8HXc
>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
youtu.be/-4qvyjSKG_8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
youtu.be/gwjlUa-IIso
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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FIRST FOR TEAM MINI

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IS REAL AWOO HOURS CANCELED?

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PEANUT BUTTER MASTER RACE

reminder team mini is better than all of your nigger clans

MINI IS NOT EVEN A FLAVOR
FUCK GOOKMOOT

For all teams but team peep.

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AWOOOOOOOOOOO

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BIG CREMEIN'

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CREME HAS TAKEN THE LEAD PEEP FAGGOTS BTFO

AM I STILL MINI?!?!??!!

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CREME WILL DIE

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CREME IS NOW AHEAD

stpud Jow Forums. didn't fule me this year.

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>tfw Team Peep

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Only team peanut butter can make gains

TEAM CHOCOLATE REPRESENT

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Give me an M

Most blessed team == CREME

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FUCK APRIL FOOLS
ITS REAL LEWD HOURS

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MUTT!

Am I still vanilla masterrace?

>Real awoo hours
>Canceled
First day here? Its never cancelled!
Now do we keep our teams or is it different?

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I heard Peeps support gun grabbing

>CHOCOLATE MASTER RACE
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IM CHOCOLATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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smol AWOO

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Team Mini is a code word for Children. Team Mini confirmed Podesta's team

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Midget flavor

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Fuck you 56

Nigger team getting destroyed

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mini anderson cooper is now a thing

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CREME SUPREMICY NOW

No niggers are disgusting.

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WHAT TEAM AM I

Any Awoos here on Team Peanut Butter?

You keep your team name until the end. It's the same across all boards and threads.

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MAGA

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It may be IP based, how deep did Developer-kun make the parameters?

I can't have my trip giving the news but I can be Team Peep? Ok, Hiro.

PEEPS ARE CHAD

PROVE ME WRONG

The best team

CREME ON EM!!!

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YOU THINK YOU'RE EXOTHERMIC FECAL MATTER DO YOU NOT?

M

Creamer... down range.

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Saw a team chocolate the other day, horrible creatures

_-*~*Team Crème*~*_

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the patrician team

what did I miss everyone is talking about flabors?

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>i'm stuck as team nigger for the day
>mfw

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BUTTER BOYS WE OUT HERE

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what are the points for

Heil.

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Join team mini, we have the best memes

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Pretty sure you can survive much longer on peanut butter than the rest of this crap.

>Be brazilian
>get your 23andMe results
>all single digits

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NOT BRINGING BACK MY LITTLE POLITICS TODAY REEEEEEEE

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>team nigger
NOOOOOOOO

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>putting your creme in the fridge

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You're on God's team. Don't worry user

Team Mini will surge!

>implying you can't survive on minis for years
nigger

>mfw i'm half spic on Team Creme
looks like i've subverted Team Creme

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PEANUT BUTTER ETERNALLY BTFO

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team peep here i come

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I hurried home so I could take care of business and settle in for endless drunk fun, and now I'm just drunk and not having fun. Fucking hiroshimoot.

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Represent the master race with the master taste

same teams?

nigger

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>team mini
>not even a flavor
At least I'm not a nigger like you.

tfw OP uses your meme for team nigger

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WHAT IS IT EVEN?

gib team

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TEAM MINI SHALL RULE

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Remember lads. Traitors before enemies.

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Team Chocolate is the most powerful race

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>that pic
have you seen remnants of my sides anywhere?

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Okay

I'm demoralized.

I can't pretend to be all about team chocolate.

I can't pretend.

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Checked!!! Peeps are Jesus' preferred Easter treat!

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Pretty sure it's the number of posts. The more you post, the more points your team will have. Mods are encouraging spamming as fast as possible to have your team win.

nigger detected

>no /mlpol/
>tfw the shills won

IT'S NOT FAIR

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Team mini

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the size of your cock

im sorry user

Fuck Trump, just a daily reminder

I trust you Cremes so I’ll believe it.
The shill team got destroyed too, McShill.
It got wild user
And check’d

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RISIN' TO THE TOP OOOOH YEAH!

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i will personally slaughter every single team mini nigger who does not show absolute loyalty so help me God

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Tell me what a mini is. Did they misspell mint or is it a thing?

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