Ran some quick diagnostics. Creepily enough, your "team" isn't random; it's based off the ads tailored to you and categorizes you based on demographics.
>Creme: girl/faggy into girl shit >peanut butter: not American >mini: underaged/really young >peep: overweight/big guy (food ads or something idk how they track it) >chocolate: low income (amazon?)
You'll notice some teams are more rare than others for this reason
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April 1, 2018 - 05:05
you're probably onto something but wrong about the peanut butter
April 1, 2018 - 05:06
I hope I’m allowed to post in this ISP
April 1, 2018 - 05:10
>le bullshit artist
Cool story, hombre.
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April 1, 2018 - 05:11
By this logic i should be creme
April 1, 2018 - 05:17
I guess technically my ads are girly lol
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April 1, 2018 - 05:19
Yall niggas postin in a chocolate thread
April 1, 2018 - 05:19
why am i a minority chocboi.... i feel labeled...
April 1, 2018 - 05:19
PB confirmed as lying jews
April 1, 2018 - 05:21
>>peanut butter: not American But I'm American, so that can't be right. I do like PB&J, though.
April 1, 2018 - 05:21
>peep: overweight/big guy Never bought any food online, but I buy lots of books
April 1, 2018 - 05:21
Americans invented Peanut butter tho
April 1, 2018 - 05:21
Bullfuckingshit. All my ads are these bizarre soft core porn looking things about wedding nights and sorority girls
April 1, 2018 - 05:21
so... most of us are.. f-f-fa-aags?
can I be american if I really like ameriboos?
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April 1, 2018 - 05:22
Bullshit,i never buy anything on Amazon.
April 1, 2018 - 05:22
>Peep not faggy when it's pink
April 1, 2018 - 05:23
This is Bullshit. I can change my team anytime I want to, watch.
I can be on this team.
April 1, 2018 - 05:23
Posting just to see my team.
April 1, 2018 - 05:23
Or I can be on this team.
April 1, 2018 - 05:24
I'm 25, that's really young??
April 1, 2018 - 05:24
Pffff nice try nutt butter
April 1, 2018 - 05:24
I'm 24. So I should be on mini
April 1, 2018 - 05:25
>Peep
I’m a fat fuck but I mostly get porn ads for some reason
April 1, 2018 - 05:26
Last two were minis but this time it should change
April 1, 2018 - 05:26
then I can switch it to this one, BTFO faggots
April 1, 2018 - 05:27
Ok, that one was Creme. Now it should change again.
April 1, 2018 - 05:27
Come over here for some big black chocolate.
April 1, 2018 - 05:27
And now it’ll change again.
April 1, 2018 - 05:28
>>peep: overweight/big guy (food ads or something idk how they track it) fake, I am underweight.
April 1, 2018 - 05:28
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April 1, 2018 - 05:28
Let's see what team I'm on. I'm a big guy
April 1, 2018 - 05:29
Whats my team then? Im on mobile. If its not creme then its not accurate.
April 1, 2018 - 05:29
Been mini for the past 2 threads. Let's see if it changes
April 1, 2018 - 05:30
Let's see if your theory holds true. I'm kraut, poor and over 25 and hate moe. I shouldn't be able to get cream or peep.
April 1, 2018 - 05:31
Nah.
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April 1, 2018 - 05:31
You're just pulling shit out of your anus for (You)s, well here (You) go.
April 1, 2018 - 05:31
I have adblock How does this work
April 1, 2018 - 05:31
Don't worry you are on the best team.
April 1, 2018 - 05:32
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April 1, 2018 - 05:32
Now to switch back to Creme
April 1, 2018 - 05:32
Fucking hell, shoulda waited till tomorrow to go through all 12 episodes of Karakai Jozu no Takagi-san in a day.
April 1, 2018 - 05:33
It's 4chin's way to segregate its users before the chocolates round up camps for the other teams.
April 1, 2018 - 05:33
well these could all apply to at least half this board. But it does happen to be right on the nose in my case
April 1, 2018 - 05:34
congrats, you just danced to the tune of your own broken guitar wailing.
April 1, 2018 - 05:34
Why would they go to all of the effort when a simple get random statement would suffice?
April 1, 2018 - 05:34
i dont want team chocolate
April 1, 2018 - 05:34
Honey pot system. We all try to find out why we got what we got and end up spilling more of our info.
April 1, 2018 - 05:36
I just want trap cream in my mouth.
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April 1, 2018 - 05:36
>peanut butter: not American Nigga, u wut?
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April 1, 2018 - 05:36
Faggot. It's only not gay if you creme in a the traps mouth!
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April 1, 2018 - 05:37