/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL-Kellyanne Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #49 3/31/18
youtu.be/wIZo0rqJCVo
>Pres Trump Delivers Passover&Easter Message 3/30/18
youtu.be/zrcrcrYWRn0
>This Week @State 3/30/18
youtu.be/zIrFPcS8i7M
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania @Childrens Hospital 3/30/18
youtu.be/fqidvCGuy_Y
>CBP Press Brief on the Border Wall 3/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443273-1/
>Pres Trump Speech @Richfield OH on infrastructure 3/29/18
youtu.be/I49fN0BBiV4
>Pres Trump departing OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/hOAH0jcFCIQ
>Pres Trump arrives in OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/piwurdUgqJc
>Pres Trump departs DC for OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/c1-Xki1lBvo
>Pres Trump/Ivanka departing WH 3/29/18
youtu.be/Z4XpoE0mTuU
>Mooch talking about Pres Trump on CSPAN 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?441513-2/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets The Devil Incarnate 3/29/18
youtu.be/vJpKEECToTI
>MarineCorps Cmdt Neller on National Defense Strategy 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443228-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/29/18
youtu.be/LdX5uQ1tZ9k
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443256-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
youtu.be/IuJCIjKC6Xo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
youtu.be/7FcGuCE8HXc
>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
youtu.be/-4qvyjSKG_8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
youtu.be/gwjlUa-IIso
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo

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twitch.tv
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/980065427375128576
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The President is Compromised and Everyone Knows It
washingtonmonthly.com/2018/03/31/the-president-is-compromised-and-everyone-knows-it/

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HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN SHIT JUST GOT REAL

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TEAM MINI

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Man these contacts are bothering me now. This is why flesh is weak. Can we just get bionics so I can rip my eyes out and get robo eyes?

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Kellyanne is for C R E A M

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This April Fools 'prank' seems pretty lame

I'm disappointed.

Hi chocolate, hows it goin' down here in the ghetto?

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TEAM CHOCOLATE
WHERE MY KANGZ AT

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THIS IS ALEWDMENT!

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how do i get a creamy waifu?

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so we really /creme/ing on the scoreboard, hey lads?
>but can we maintain the position for the rest of the day?

Bow down before the BCC.

BOI

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Team (((mini)))) is getting shoah'd?

@166163966
>CNN

Nah just tell us what happen.

You do not deserve.

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It almost seems like the kind of thing a government agent would do. Mods are feds.

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April Fool's is gay anyways, but I have to agree

Never say die, Peeps!

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SHIT BRICKS CREMES.

THE ARMY OF CHOCKANDA COMES.

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Fuck you, jew. He knows who the real enemy is.

>@166163966
Did you really just do that over a Team?

AWOOOOOOO

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>The nutty and chocolate hordes pining for our women
Typical! Begone butter niggers!

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How did we fall so low?

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>tfw self-hating peanut butter
why can't creme annex our cucked team already

CREME PRIDE
WORLDWIDE

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Nice roasted chicken logos. You gonna take those to KFC, boy?

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Fellow cremes i am worried by the troubling rise of antiPeanutisim. I think the best way to solve this is to import as many chocolates into all our threads

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Great work!

Das right wh*Te boiz.

Big Peeps!

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lol fucking newfag doesn't even know the most ancient of memes

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Those will be chocolate clay. You can have the team mini roastlets.

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CREME PRIDE!!!

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@166164388
I do it all the time. The team thing makes it more fun.

If you had only eaten the salad, we'd be in 1st place!

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Another based Republican governor is going to enact common sense gun control. I love banning private property now. Join the NRA frens, they'll always have our backs

Gun rights activists hand out high-capacity magazines at Vermont rally

foxnews.com/us/2018/03/31/gun-rights-activists-hand-out-high-capacity-magazines-at-vermont-rally.html

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talk about communism
twitch.tv
/ilmango

Correct the Timeline, Peeps. Rally!

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AWOOOOOMENT

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so uh, roseanne just mentioned qanon on twitter

CREME TEAM IS BEST

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that is what creamy perfection looks like

>that solid inch of daylight between the thighs

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WE

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Taylor Swift is a feminist.

how do you score for your team? by getting doubles?

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Oy vey fellow cremes. We must stop this bigotry right away. Diversity is our strength

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CREME PASTA!

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>all these new AWOOs

this is great

team chocolate has the best awoos

>other teams literally cannot compete

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Q predicted this. Check my sick get

We have the best cowtits.

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we must work together if we want to defeat the Creme menace

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Don't make us break out the kangz, yo.

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REPORTING

I BRING ARMAMENTS MADE WITH CHOCKANDA TECH

NO!

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Anyone else bummed out (triggered) over the shareblue botspamming of everyone of God Emperors tweets?

Below is the latest President Trump tweet - of which is about well known Jim Jones associate Jerry "Been in elected office for the past 50 years" Brown:

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/980065427375128576

Note that top responses are by the #Imwithher "Resistance"

DOGGO PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

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Das right.

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you're glowing awfully bright there Mini

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Wh-What have I walked into? I only left for an hour and a half!

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WTC #7!

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TEAM OF CREME

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Does anyone actually know what he score is? If it were (You)s it would be a lot higher.

Yeah, he's as much a "Republican" as I am

>*spoon clank*

Alliance!

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CREME PASTA BOWL

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Oh fuck rolling for my race wish me luck

All of our girls are tiddiemonsters.

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We Back Peeps...... Throw down hard now boys... give it all you got.

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Nice edition.

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Last year was pretty great

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WHAT INFLUENCES THE SCORE?!

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Checked.

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Welcome to the Master Race

shiptost harder peanut butter hordes.
>if we use our allergens against the weak peeps we can regain ground!

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