Ran some quick diagnostics. Creepily enough, your "team" isn't random; it's based off the ads tailored to you and categorizes you based on demographics.
>Creme: girl/faggy into girl shit >peanut butter: not American >mini: underaged/really young >peep: overweight/big guy (food ads or something idk how they track it) >chocolate: low income (amazon?)
You'll notice some teams are more rare than others for this reason
OFFICIAL MINI TEAM STRATEGY GUIDE, SPAM THIS EVERYWHERE
1. MAKE SURE TO ONLY RESPOND TO MINI THREADS AND ONLY REPLY TO MINI POSTERS
2. INCLUDE MINI SOMEWHERE IN EACH RESPONSE
3. HAVE A SLOW BOARD OPEN IN ANOTHER TAB AND TRY TO SNIPE NUMERALS AWAY FROM THOSE BOARDS
THESE ARE OUR STRATEGIES, ONE HAS TO WORK. GET WORKING MINI BROS! >You know, user, with great meme prowess comes great responsibility. Hiroshimoot called it "April Fool's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the Mini to discipline the lanklet. >user looks seriously at the camera. >"The Cremes, the Peanut Butters, the Chocolates, the Peeps...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the tenth page. The Day of the Rope is near, user. We'll have every Creme in this board dead or in the archives in 10 minutes, and may God have me banned by a butthurt janny if I'm wrong. God bless the Mini Team." CREME SLURPERS WILL NOT REACH 1000 WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FUCKING CODEFAGS??????
youtube.com/watch?v=kuNixp-wvWM GO TO THE SLOW BOARDS YOU DUMBFUCK TAKE THREADS COLONIZE THEIR ASS SPAM SHIT GIVE OTHER MINIS (((YOU)))'S GET GAINZ GO GO GO
Camden Johnson
Doubt it, I don't browse anything food related so that goes out the window