Brit/pol/ - British Pop music edition

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What is it like to have a history?

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bump

Ed Sheeran is a known jungle feverist.

It makes the knowledge that your culture is being wiped away all the more painful.

History is a lie made up by white colonisers to steal black kang inventions.

Utter state of Shit/pol/ and its shitheap residents.

Goto bed Pube

>shitcodes dont work

Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Why has the already severely depleted Jow Forums ruined its self for 24 hours more than already?

tripcode using faggots BTFO

Enjoy your dead thread when Anonymongs come to power for 24 hours.

Ffs

This thread is property of Team Peep.

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This.

>Brit/pol/ is a Peep stronghold

Fucking ashamed of all you lads

Get the fuck out of our thread.

Eddie is team mini!

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peeps confirmed berry faced northern scum

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Well it's not like this team faggotry can make this place any worse.

State of individualist fat cunts in cars. Ashamed of your team like your daughter.

I win @ Shit/pol/.

I've been binge watching lads army and now I'm depressed

reminiscing on your """"soldier"""" days?

>Home Office loses track of 6 gorillion Russian spies
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/home-office-immigration-visa-out-stay-lose-track-uk-people-customs-control-a8278966.html

>After racists march in Telford - oppose the FLA in Manchester
socialistworker.co.uk/art/46362/After racists march in Telford oppose the FLA in Manchester1

>Woman Says Policeman Told Her To Remove 'Rude Message' From Back Of Car
ladbible.com/community/uk-viral-weird-woman-says-policeman-told-her-to-remove-rude-message-from-car-20180331

>Mother's shock at dog fouling in children's play park equipment in Cliff Park, Dovercourt
braintreeandwithamtimes.co.uk/news/north_essex_news/16129091.Mother_s_shock_at_dog_fouling_in_children_s_play_park_equipment/

>New porn laws have been delayed
plymouthherald.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/new-porn-laws-been-delayed-1406191

>Ofsted: Exceptional standards at 'outstanding' Hagbourne Pre-School
oxfordmail.co.uk/news/16130047.Ofsted__Exceptional_standards_at___39_outstanding__39__village

>Black Mamba warning following seven deaths in Birmingham
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>Islamic State 'Beatles' duo complain about losing UK citizenship
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>Russian spy: UK considers request to visit Yulia Skripal
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>Gaza-Israel border: Palestinians mourn border dead
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>Married art teacher, 26, accused of having sex with FOUR students including two on same night avoids jail
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>Russia claims UK officials have searched an Aeroflot plane and threatens retaliation if it does not get an explanation.
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>being this autistic
lol gay

>team peanut butter

dumb frogposter

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you are already dead to me

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You forget the shit you went through sometimes

Listen lads
Post news ffs

Morning all
have a shit easter!!

...Only kidding
It's april fools also!

HAHAHA TEAM PEPP
HAHAHA TEAM NIGGER
HAHAHA TEAM CUM

LOOK GUIS AM FUNNY, LET ME MAKE 100 MORE THREADS ABOUT DIS

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Have a good easter sunday dinner for me, lads. I'm a bong in burgerland and missing good chocolate and a proper roast.
>peep master race

>The uniform and the rules attract autistic people to join the police
bbc.co.uk/news/disability-43584212

peep gang from the colonies

This is painfully true.

>anyone other than Team Peep posting in Shit/pol/
Utter state of you all.

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PEANUTS! > EVERY OTHER NIGGER CLASS

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GOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

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Is swimming good for losing weight?

Not even my history, but seeing this creates a hole in my heart, and I don't even believe.
youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs

Yes. Counting calories and not being a fat cunt is even better.

fukkin kuffars.
fukkin called my wife a fuckin' binbag
were chanting up and down the street "Pakis out" other day.
someone left a fucking sausage roll wrapper outside my house
fukkin islamophobic racists
we shud do sumthin about 'em

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GOT NUTS? HE HEHE

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tha's em white bastards tha's wot that is.

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That... Actually explains a lot.

if t'kuffar jus' worship allah wudnt have much of a problem
they're fookin rayciss all of em
t'news always goes on 'bout t'pakistanis
ain't done nuffin rong

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CANT EVEN GIT A FOOKIN CAR ON THA DISABILITY??? WOT AS DIS COUNTREH CUM TOO

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brit/pol/ subhumans, how does this make you feel?

How does it know that BNP, EDL, UKIP, Britain First and National Action all flopped?

How does it feel knowing that you're all useless deadbeats who've contributed nothing to British politics?

How does it feel knowing that Britain will become less wh*Te by the minute?

How does it feel knowing your powerless against the based Tories and Labour?

YOU'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO SEEING A CHOCOLATE BULL AND A CR*ME GIRL.

YOU'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO SEEING MORE MOSQUES BUILT.

ALL THE CITIES WILL BE LIKE LONDON.

BUT KEEP POSTING YOUR GAY HITCHENS MEMES AND CIRCLEJERKING ON YOUR CONTAINMENT GENERAL.

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BRITISH INVASION REEEEEEE

CR*ME subhuman BTFO by based chocolatebro

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Where’s the best place to find upskirt pictures of Laura kuessenberg?

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‘I dont know, Sarah, it seems kind of risky to me, I mean we don’t even know them’, Tracy said to her friend, she replied ‘Oh come on don’t be such a fucking pussy, we get free drink, a little bit of spice and all we have to do is meet up with Abdul and his friends at his party, it’s not like anyone else gives a fuck about you or pays you any attention so you might as well just do it’. ‘Okay’ said Tracy.

Sarah was right, nobody else seemed to care about her at all. Ever since she stopped going to secondary school because Aaeesha and her friends were bullying her, she just seemed to fall out of contact with social services. Her care home didn’t seem to care either, she could stay out all night long and all she might get was a phone call asking where she was. She had complained to the head teacher about the bullying but he did nothing.

Later that night Sarah and Tracy were getting ready to go to Abdul’s party. ‘So will there be any other people out age there’ Tracy asked. ‘Erm, no, not really, usually it’s just me and a friend and he usually likes to bring a lot of his friends around, also..’, Sarah hesitated, ‘What?’ Asked Tracy, ‘They might expect you do do some stuff. Like they might give you some drinks and a few pills’. As the girls were finishing their makeup Sarah’s phone rang, it was Abdul, ‘get fucking down here now or I might as well not bother’. The girls felt bad that they had let him down and so hurried downstairs and into his white BMW.

When the girls got to the party they were given drinks and, just like Sarah had said, some pills, Abdul’s friend, Mohammed seemed to be getting pretty handsy with Sarah which prompted Tracy to ask if she was alright while Mohammed scorned at her. ‘Yeah I’m fine Beaker. It’s all good, you should just relax a bit, have a drink’ Sarah said in a concerning slurred voice. So Tracey sat down next to Ishmael who then began rubbing his hand next to her crotch and had a drink. Little did she know what was about to happen.

Post your favourite Tracy Beaker fan fiction

youtube.com/watch?v=fMPlLsC6who

Oh god please don't do this.

It's a rough draft for the first page. I thought the new book should reflect on the problems for modern day kids in care.

It's not that bad. Watch 'Allo 'Allo if you want to feel worse.

CCHQ

Lads what the fuck is going on what’s this autistic team shit?

April fool's day.

And to seriously piss off the trip fags. A worth endeavour, in my opinion.

Why am I peanut butter? I hate peanut butter.

Also how do you get points?

You’re insane

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>[It's a cold January morning and it is raining quite heavily. Tracey, wearing a warm coat stumbles across a man up to his shoulders in a bin.He rises clutching an empty tin of corned beef. He picks at the darkened meat that has solidified at the bottom

>Tracey: Are you okay mate? You look proper hungry. Don't eat that! It's been in the bin.
>Eddie: ohhghh what the fuck.. who are you? You a fuckin' nonce? You ain't a fuckin snake is ya?
>Tracey: No.. no! You look really hungry mate... I know a social worker who can get you a bit of help a place to stay for the night. Where are you living? Got a warm place to sleep? It's not this rusty old Kia is it?
>Eddie: Me fookin ship the fookin kia wottsit to yoo eh you fat cunt... yoo been pullin' up behind me at night?
>[Eddie staggers drunkenly, propping himself against the waste receptacle]
>Eddie: Ya got any fuckin' limes ya nonce cunt? I'm fookin hungry ya get me? Any corned beef I'm fookin starvviiin.
>Tracey: No I can get you so-
>[Eddie left hooks her in the side of the head, she sprawls out onto the pavement]
>Eddie: fukkiiiinnn NOOOONCCEEE CUNT
>[Eddie drags her into the boot of his Kia and drives off into the fog]

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What if Eddie is a serial killer?

He does threaten people and give out death threats in the threads
It's highly likely that Eddie will eventually snap.

...

It's about time you just fucking kicked it out, lads.
Islamaphobic hatred and racism is getting shown the red card.

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"How can a trust yah?", he says, wielding a knife in his left hand behind his back and his cock in his right hand.

I actually think boxing fans are up there with football fans. My goybook feed is filled with it.
>Go on my son! Whatta lad did you see that K.O? Phwoaaarrrr

Well it’s hard to find racism in football when it now consists mainly of one race, black, and a few mutts.

Is this a real poster
>we love watching our players, no matter where they come from
is fucking perfect bait

>THIS LEVEL OF PEANUT JEALOUSY

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OI BRUV WHATZ IT LIKE NOT BEING ON DA BEST TEAM. SHITE INNIT? PEEP REPRESENT

fuck off, southnigger

Miss me yet shit/pol/?

t. Preuße

Yeah really getting the message out there by doing this in Cambridge..

>And to seriously piss off the trip fags
What do you mean? The only reason this is a feature is because of my [Coalition of Wealth] movement.

I inspire posters all across the world, even the owner of this site.

#teampeep

Being part of a team is really irreplaceable

reppin' innit

What does Lukaku have to do with pop?

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team peep™ coalition of wealth division

>hasn't kms yet

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I'm in any team I want to be in
They're all shit

...

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team peep

Might have a word with the gook and see if I can have a [Coalition of Wealth] tag stuck in permanently.

@166207028
>unironically being team paki butter
kek

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well, he did give you immunity.

Fukkin kuffar cunts keep callin me a terrorist. That manchester bomber aint no muslim bruv, im english too i like fish and chips on brighton beach.

He checks in on me every odd thread if you didn't notice, I wasn't joking when I said my shitposting inspires everybody.

in contact with aliens.