One shot in life

itself okay user, you're welcome on team creme because you're German :)

All Germans are peanut butterists.

At least in America we are white.

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how do i change my team man, this is heart-wrenching

you can't, but I can sneak you in if you promise I can have a Deutsche qt .

Here's our flag. Go post it high on the mountain tops

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trying to think of reasons, and im going to be honest, cant think of a single one

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At least we're not chocolates

Peanut babes.

Now go get more digits

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>Give me one (1) reason not to kill myself
I don't have one.
youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0

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I know you're pain.

What

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Peanut Mutter scum. Day of the Rye when?

PEANUT BUTTER SURGE

You got a problem with Peanut Butter??

majestic

dont give up

I'm not going to lie to you user.

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what a fag.

Your life is shit.

We are literally mutt tier

Please be chocolate

Because fuck you
Do It.

It's all over isn't it bros?

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It's coming

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WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE TEAM PEANUT BUTTER

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Not all is lost...

Switch teams or smthing?

Yes PB is pain

yfw you realize god exists.

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Butter team is dead

peanut butter confirmed nigger tier

Could be worse

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THE pen*t butt*r BITCHES ARE MADE FOR BIG BLACK CHOCOLATE BARS

Why are Germans always so self hating? PB is truly the masterace

...

Even on the Internet i'm a loser

Fuck this :(

You can help Mini win to restore /l/ to this world. I know you want it.

The CHOCOLATE man is the epitome of team dominance and masculinity.

Let’s start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of Hershey. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of cocoa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The CHOCOLATE man’s demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly teams of man(cr*me dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The CHOCOLATE penis is largest of all the teams. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the CHOCOLATE man the most masculine of teams. This large nut is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of M&Ms, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the molars. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent Hershey seed will immediately enter the womb of the teeth the CHOCOLATE man impregnates.

Creme women have cocoa receptors all over the surface of their pussy walls. This causes Creme women to naturally seek out CHOCOLATE men and cum intensely multiple times when having intercourse with CHOCOLATE cocks, which allows the CHOCOLATE penis to ejaculate directly into the womb, ensuring fertilization.

In total, the CHOCOLATE man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the CHOCOLATE man is the epitome of masculinity

"Long before the race reaches the state of universal incompetency, the impending danger will be appreciated, the cause sought for and eliminated, and, through eugenics and euthenics, the mental soundness of the race will be saved." - J. H. Kellogg

Kellogg was an American hero, eugenicist, and peanut butter inventor.

Fuck loser

COMEBACK CONFIRMED

CHOCOLATE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

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There's no hope for us, is there?

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You pathetic faggots, have you forgotten your past? Have you abandoned your ancestors? Before cats ruled the internet, before memes came into existence, there was one thing, one outstanding, unrivaled god who taught us about life itself, about the use and abuse of power and about the glory of NUTcreme, the fuckmothering manliest of cremes. Bretheren, the day has come...

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

i wonder what team i am

you can join chocolate in the toasters you fags

Nignogs invented pean*t b*tter you are fucking scum

haha, get fucked loser

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Keep getting numbers like that and there's plenty of hope

at least you're not a peep

nON PB GET FUCKING OUT

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JH KELLOGG INVENTED PEANUT BUTTER (A WHITE MAN WHO SUPPORTED THE STERILIZATION OF NIGGERS).

GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER DIDNT INVENT SHIT!

Test

>mfw used to be peanut butter but I reset my router now I’m part of the master race

>tfw Mini
feelsgoodman

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not surprised it's a frenchie saying it
owait

TRAITOR
Holy god there are a lot of photos of people covered in peanut butter on the internet

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Perfect tummy

;_;

Fuck is this

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I am forsaken

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pb will advance

TEAM NUT HAS JUST ALLIED WITH THE CREMES

TEAM NUT HAS JUST ALLIED WITH THE CREMES

GET IN HERE

At last I know how non-whites feel. Bitter and jealous of my betters.

you provide a great source of protein to mix with my porridge in the morning.

it's the only fun they're allowed

feels bad

>Tfw on the gayest team of all
Never asked for this feel

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