The algorithm that determines which group you are on is based on which ads you've seen on Jow Forums. We here at Jow Forums have come to the following conclusions:
>Peeps are for traps, gay porn, and cuckold porn.
>Minis are for athletics, biking, swiming, fishing, hunting.
>Creme is vidya, art and music.
>Chocolate is black stuff, like watermelon and interracial porn.
>Yellow is asian stuff, like noodle restaurants and shit.
Chocolate. Naturally delicious. The "food of the Gods" according to ancient mesoamerican societies. Lowers blood pressure. Full of antioxidants. Overall, quite healthy. In lieu of recent board updates, chocolate has seen an outlash of discrimination unprecedented in 4chin's history. Merely because of our darker complexion and varying health benefits, other teams including cr*me and m*ni are envious. Be the better men, Team Chocolate. We will take this victory like the true gentlemen we are at heart. Hail Chocolate, Hail victory!
Jackson Kelly
This is my first post since this was implemented. Let's test that theory.
Jose Hill
You are incorrect. Mine are almost consistently Asian.
>bisexual with particular tastes in the closet so I don't have any gay alogarithms targeted to me
Checks out, King Pepe.
Jack Lopez
Hello, my name is Hugh Neutron. You may not know me yet but I might as well tell the story. My son Jimbo, was a fucking genius. While I was playing around with ducks and eating pies. He’d make the best inventions a father would be amazed at. One day he would be flying rockets with his friends. While another he would make inventions to help out the house. My wife, Judy used to make the best god damn casseroles in the world. I love her and cared about her more then anything besides Jimbo. She was my sweetheart. However one day that all changed. When I got him from my job at the duck factory. I found my son, Jimbo and my wife Judy brutally murdered. I never felt the same way again, my sanity declined rapidly because of it. I even shot my next door neighbor and killed a few police officers because of it. However one day I discovered a message that was left undiscovered in the cookie jar in my kitchen. It was from Speedy, he murdered my family to get back at me defeating him in the Street Fighter tournament. He took Godard away to be kept as his personal robot slave so he can build an army of them to go after me next. Now is my duty to avenge my family and destroy that pink motherfucker once and for all.
No, I mean they're all "these hot Asian beasties are in (your city)" or "Asian women looking to meet partners" type things. Even still, it doesn't meet the criteria set out by OP.
Kevin Powell
Actually there seems to be overwhelming evidence you do, nigger.
Kek has chosen you, and instilled you with a glorious green! There are others, sinister interlopers from degenerate parts of the internet and world who wish to do us harm.