We're breaking the chains of creme slavery!
WE'RE DOING IT NIGGAS
nope
you'll never win
Imagine if we find out that the real April Fools prank is that the scores increase randomly and our posts have no effect on our teams scores and we've just been posting for no fucking reason like a bunch of idiots.
because the game is rigged
the numbas aint changin famalam
wait
why is USA team chocolate?
yeah, you go nigga!
KANGZ
YASSSSSSSS SLAY KAAAAAAAAAAANGS
so confuse
i actually think this is the case.
Some user recorded all, and said the increases corresponded to what a random number generator would do, giving 0 to 150 points every 5 minutes.
i guess
Shoot niggers on sight
i will just
das rite.
WE
Big chocolate dick fully loaded and prepared to enrich
have to post
> Peeptards not understanding anything
> For a change
The CHOCOLATE man is the epitome of team dominance and masculinity.
Let’s start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of Hershey. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of cocoa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The CHOCOLATE man’s demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly teams of man(cr*me dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The CHOCOLATE penis is largest of all the teams. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the CHOCOLATE man the most masculine of teams. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of M&Ms, being able to fill all the recesses of the molars. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent Hershey seed will immediately enter the womb of the teeth the CHOCOLATE man impregnates.
Creme women have cocoa receptors all over the surface of their pussy walls. This causes Creme women to naturally seek out CHOCOLATE men and cum intensely multiple times when having intercourse with CHOCOLATE cocks, which allows the CHOCOLATE penis to ejaculate directly into the womb, ensuring fertilization.
In total, the CHOCOLATE man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the CHOCOLATE man is the epitome of masculinity.
moar
REPERASHUUUNS
AYYY
HOLLA AT THAT Y'ALL!
at least i am not nigger flavored. could you imagine?
crem*oids will fell the BCC
i earn points for my team
creme for life
what is the distinguishing factor?
Ayo where all da creme bitches at?
go team Peep i guess
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Wagwan nigga what it do
well im definitely winning ITT
chocolate built the modern world
:test:
single handedly Trumping a whole nigger of blacks
they are loud, but i am better
which should be obvious, as they are poop colored
NIGGAS
this is my thread now you monkeys
HOW CAN WHYTEBOIS EVEN COMPETE?
scoreboard kaffir
lmao we cant hear you from all the way down the bottom.
It’s not like there will be a prize awarded or anything. I’ve just been enjoying the shitposting opportunities, being on Team Creme Supreme is just an added bonus.
>Team Creme wins
>The metric was, who had the Jewiest posts
does second to Creme really feel that good?
>Let’s start by looking at his body.
You're shorter than white men on average, white men win the vast majority (or is it still literally ALL?) of the strong man competitions and of course, you were literally so inferior that we dominated your entire continent while all you could do is hurl yourselves with spears in hand against the might of the white man, falling in scores.
The 'Chocolate' man is the epitome of femininity. More concerned with your fucking shoes, your hair and your jewelry than any straight man should ever be. You cuck immediately whenever a large negress invades your territory. Kek if anything, black women are the epitome of chocolate masculinity.
Bet, bitch.
Can't keep a good Choco down.
creams eternally btfo
unless you cut off WIC
> His lack of melanin prevents him from seeing the future, and the inevitable victory of cocoa-posters.
Pretty doubtful considering all the kvetching being done by all you subhumans
THE CREME OF THE CROP STAYS AT THE TOP.
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its face is just hideous, like gift wrap paper around a still-born niglet
CHOCC'D
Cr*me boos on suicide watch
No chance niggers
>Anonymous
Xd
if you knew your dad, do you think you'd be a disappointment to him?
damn
:rotate:
CHOCCD
:rotate:
team cocc roster
even the chocc doc knows peep rocks
notice me sempai
i own this thread like my ancestors owned chocc
Creme Supremacy is our birthright, choconogs belong in the fields, harvesting shitposts.
How does this even work? Shouldn't we be praising Jesus instead?
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Chocolate
Peep. You need to understand. We are all part of a Team now. Keep peepin and doin what you do but join with your team and don't be a faggit coming into our chocolate threads. Okay?
gotta find a new thread, eh boi?
Chocolate
cremeboi be steamin. his girl musta got dat chocolate daddy dong
Kek
try and stop me
Checked
Fookin niggers
we can do it niggas