/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO DACA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #49 3/31/18
youtu.be/wIZo0rqJCVo
>Pres Trump Delivers Passover&Easter Message 3/30/18
youtu.be/zrcrcrYWRn0
>This Week @State 3/30/18
youtu.be/zIrFPcS8i7M
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania @Childrens Hospital 3/30/18
youtu.be/fqidvCGuy_Y
>CBP Press Brief on the Border Wall 3/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443273-1/
>Pres Trump Speech @Richfield OH on infrastructure 3/29/18
youtu.be/I49fN0BBiV4
>Pres Trump departing OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/hOAH0jcFCIQ
>Pres Trump arrives in OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/piwurdUgqJc
>Pres Trump departs DC for OH 3/29/18
youtu.be/c1-Xki1lBvo
>Pres Trump/Ivanka departing WH 3/29/18
youtu.be/Z4XpoE0mTuU
>Mooch talking about Pres Trump on CSPAN 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?441513-2/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets The Devil Incarnate 3/29/18
youtu.be/vJpKEECToTI
>MarineCorps Cmdt Neller on National Defense Strategy 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443228-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/29/18
youtu.be/LdX5uQ1tZ9k
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 3/29/18
c-span.org/video/?443256-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
youtu.be/IuJCIjKC6Xo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
youtu.be/7FcGuCE8HXc
>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
youtu.be/-4qvyjSKG_8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
youtu.be/gwjlUa-IIso
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo

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PREVPREVPREV

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T E A M
C H O C O L A T E

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WE

STANDING

Make more babies

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WAN

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Is the invading "caravan" army the thing to finally cure the blue pill on immigration?

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ON THE EDGE

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well done, fellow chocopede! maga!

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HERE

Take a wild guess

Thanks for hatting that btw

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAAHHHAHAAH

THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

AHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHH

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You guys think Congress will act like Trump wants or no?

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PEEP PEEP PEEEP PEEP AT MY MARSHMALLOW DICK

DAS RITE
THIS IS DA FUTURE OF 4CHIN

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>Haven't posted once since this thing started so no clue what team i am
please dont put me in the box with the footfags

CREME
ALWAYS
WINS

>3 girls
>1 son
That's effectively the same as just having 3 kids, since the boy will grow up around do many females, he'll be effeminate and/or queer.

YOU CAN ONLY POST ITT ONLY IF YOUR TEAM WAS FIRST PLACE AT ONE POINT

NOT SO FAST PEANUT SHITTERS

OF THE CRATER

Updates on "La Horda"?

WE

I preferred /mpol/ It was spamming with laughs and conversations.

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WUZ

Her husband looks like an overweight Jackie Chan Nope

>team manlet never learns

>Journalism

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ARE

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> CHOCONIGGERS ARE AHEAD ONLY BECAUSE OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

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where my /peeps/ at

No problemo

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NIGGERS

This desu. The boards blended so well in our combined autism.

testing

>Congress
>Act
Unless you're talking about "like a bunch of children"

pissing against the wind

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Fuck, seriously though, I would kill for some chocolate right now. Trader Joe has these Pound Plus bars that are out of this fucking world. Absolutely top fucking percentage. Like, fucking stab someone to death.

I think this is a good metaphor but I don't know what. Can someone help me out here? I could argue that this symbolizes how the EU is going to destroy Europe.
No.

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the taste of victory is sweet and cocoa flavored portunigger, cr*moids getting BTFO

Has he said if he'll do anything about that immigrant caravan? This could legit be the end of the nation if he doesn't

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ree

Happy Easter!

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You're a traitor to your race.

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sad but true

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>Yankees
Revolting.

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>Trader Joe

The patrician choice of shop.

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>No Team White Chocolate
SAD

how do i get a meme team?

Got back from church + Easter breakfast at church. What did I miss? Did Trump drone the (((caravan))) yet?

What team am I even on?

>invasion facillitated by hostile regional power
>better concentrate more on syria and afghanistan
>israel's borders more important than Americas
I hope this whole thing is the end of Muttering Mattis.

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This is America. We shoot people here.

YAKUB BLESSED YOU MY SON

FOR YOU ARE IN THE TEAM THAT DOMINTES 4CHIN AT THE MOMENT

Trump could kill the GOP if they don't
>nuke the filibuster
>fund and allow Wall
he could do a lot of damage to it

>mixing teams
oy vey typical (((Team Mini)))

ARE WE GOING NUCLEAR!?!?!

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LOOKING INTO THE ABYSS

Awww yiss son Cream master race. Fuck you chocconiggers, mintchinks, and pbspics

IMPEACH TEAM CREME

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WE'S ASCENDED, MY COCOA BROTHER
CHOCOLATE REIGN STARTS NOW
CR*MEBOIS GOING TO DA FIELDZ

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Getting hard for the average pleb to ignore if even paying slight attention to what is going on.

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EXPLAIN THIS NOW.
STOP trying to make everyone 56% like yourself.
Fucking disgusting.

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MIX YO MILK WIF MAH COCO PUFF
MILKY MILKY COCO PUFF
MILK WIF MAH COCO PUFF
MILKY MILKY RIIIGHT

>PARKLAND KID'S MEME FACTORY
NO VIOLENCE. NOTHING ILLEGAL

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Eat shit.

What's the problem? All those middle aged women look extremely flammable.

I don't shop there for everything, but some of their exclusives have no god damn business even existing.

DACA better be dead

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>Says the man who has never opened a Bible before.

merci pour cuisson

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>funposting
>DACA dead
Today was a good day

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just order them some pizza lmao

So that explains why the Nazis betrayed the Iron Guard. They feared the power of Team Mini.

Explain this first

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>tolerance camp
>not a single shitskin
>all white women

Mini represent

Killjoy.

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Our basements are morw cheerful and welcoming than that hallway.

HIs post explains your post.

Probably (((white))).

Lol soros’ funds blown on pizza trolls

HOW CAN I SWITCH TEAMS??????

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Holy shit that video was real?

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I will only be happy once every single illegal alien has been deported.

Typical mini behavior.

Brits were importing the 3rd world before they joined the EU.

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>Meme factory.
If I know anything about memes the left makes it'll go poorly.
The left sees it as some sort of artform that takes years to master, when it's simply knowing how to shitpost.

Team Creme is Team Trump!

Make America Great Again!
Make Creme Supreme Again!

April 1st, so

Like everybody else.

boingo tier drawing

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>mini intellectual

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>not binning your knives
Don't Brits know they're illegal?

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You'll just try to make them come back. I know your game, mountain khazzar.

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW MY WHOLE TEAM FUCKING HERE
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW THE WHOLE TEAM HERE, *****
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW MY WHOLE TEAM HERE, *****
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW THE WHOLE TEAM FUCKING HERE