[serious]
How does one join the Illuminati?
Illuminati
Carson Gutierrez
Levi White
You're already here.
Daniel King
That ^
Leo Kelly
No way, same 22 at the end. Is this real world?
Austin Morales
Grayson Rodriguez
there is no one Illuminati there are a bunch of different groups and factions within those groups that think they are in charge and compete against other factions for overall control. join your countries intelligence agencies, a prominent Jewish bank or the Freemasons and even then the low level lodges are old men getting drunk and the higher ones are older men getting drunk over a fancy dinner.
Lucas Johnson
>team peep
Ryan Sanchez
i prefer mini (:
Isaiah Hill
Kayden Russell
You have to [REDACTED], and then [DATA EXPUNGED]. But, first, you need to put [WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS] in your [CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF UNDERAGE B&'S].
Sebastian Gutierrez
They no longer exist for a long time, so my guess a time machine.
Carson Hughes
One will walk into your life that has been watching you for years, normally appear as the new wierd friend, they will test you and if youre worthy it will go from there. Expect chaos
Jackson Jackson
Over the net?
Aiden Walker
someone pls post the call the illuminati meme
the one where you have to repeat your geo location through the phone
Xavier Howard
DEATH TO THE ILLUMINATI
Angel Butler
bump
Aiden Phillips
WWW
Adam White
Illuminati are a bunch of good guys who believe in the greatest Light (which is God) and they also believe in focusing on their lesser light (which is a talent we are all born with)
Any faggot that tells you they are satan or whatever bullshit are delusional
Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Cook
ILLUMIPEEPI
IPEEPINATI
IN DA HOUSE
Joshua Murphy
LUL
Lincoln Cox
PEEPEE
Kevin Thompson
Anthony Price
First you have to be born into it. If you aren't, then
If you watch the movie Network it explains it. The illummanti ain't gonna let no average joe on the street. They only look for people that have influence over other people. if you get enough of a following, like pewdiepie, or joe rogan, they let you in... But in return, you have to be a subtle messenger for them. You subtley impart their agenda on the masses with your own unique personality. But you need something like 60 million followers before they'll even consider you. Sorry Average Joe, you aint worthy.
Xavier Bennett
Team peanut butter only sorry
Easton Scott
become a high earning big player
>wait for the recruiting, it will come
Gavin Ramirez
I'm in the illuminati. I know none of you will believe it. But that's the point. That's the point of everything.
Lincoln Hill
how do I get in?
Jason Foster
you can't join and you can't leave
also
you cn.fs,bnk/gdfbaan.. g.fskg.dfahg ngdbfebadg
Carter Lee
>TEAM MINI IS THE ILLUMINATI WE ARE JUST PRETENDING TO LOSE SO WE CAN WIN BY HAVING YALL THINKING WE LOST
Parker Foster
I'm not the one to ask.
Thomas Moore
>IMPLYING INTENSIFIES
Nathan Morales
WHY IS NOBODY SAYING ANYTHING SERIOUS? IS THIS WHOLE SITE JUST ONE GIANT JOKE????????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE