>Be me >19 year old hotel faggot >working here while attending college >Every experience I have with native americans is the same >they always book through third-party websites because its "cheaper" and then expect to be able to pay cash when they arrive >mfw they cant >Their card always gets declined >they pack 14 people into rooms that are supposed to hold maybe 5 at the very most >Scream at me when I tell them that they cant charge anymore liquor to their room because of bad cards
I have stories to tell about nearly every denomination of people if you are interested
Holy shit, 14 people? That means.... Wait a minute. In a millennium, they will have repopulated all of America and have control over it. REAL SHIT.
Samuel Martin
>I have stories to tell about nearly every denomination of people if you are interested Do it.
Angel Wilson
I'll start with old people. They are usually really stubborn and expect to get 20 dollar rooms just because they are old and I need to respect them. They demand everything they request and never say please or thank you. They also do really weird gay shit that doesnt make any sense.
Here's an example: >get like 3 complaints in the span of a minute of old lady moaning and rythmically pounding on her walls >steel courage and go upstairs to investigate >upon arrival hear old lady moaning and banging loudly and wildly >people standing in hallway laughing >Knock on the door >protectmejesus.png >an old old lady around 70's answers the door in a spandex onesie with a towel around her neck >screams at me "WHAT!?" >Tell her i have recieved reports of an old lady moaning and pounding >She shows me portable exercise bike set up against wall >Tell her to stop >she doesnt stop for another 2 hours
Old people and natives need to be euthanized.
Julian Garcia
What state?
Robert Wood
One of the dakotas
Henry Evans
Jebus that is a little fucked. I can imagine any business that interacts with a high volume of people for long periods of time would see some wacky shit. Anything ever get violent user? Minority stories would be a great place to start.
Jaxson Robinson
Yes. wacky shit and violence happens frequently. for a violence story:
>Be me >nice slow night for once >Hanging out with qt manager i go to school with >dont think it can get any better >it gets worse >4 little prarie dog indian boys around 15 walk up in their swim trunks to my desk >they demand free hot chocolate >usually only have it out for breakfast but am in a good mood >i bring a pack for each of them >They are pissed and demand 3 more EACH for their hot chocolates >mildly pissed, but hide it and fulfill their demands like the little bitch hospitality worker i am >They sit in my breakfast room which is dark and empty (i work the evening shift) which usually isnt a problem >after about an hour they leave to go to connected waterpark >get 4 calls to the front desk about little native kids knocking on doors and spraying coffee creamer everywhere >Smallpox.txt >I go to the breakfast room >wet chocolate dust smeared over everything >coffee cream on ceiling >everything is sticky >go down hallway to waterpark >walls and ceiling and doors also have been accosted >mfw ...cont
Demographics I want to hear about: >blacks >college students >blonds >brunettes >redheads >Asians >businessmen
Xavier Fisher
go on...
Gabriel Scott
Lets go OP I am too invested in this story to be left hanging.
Austin Price
cont
>I follow the hallway into the waterpark wearing my suit >im a big guy (for you) and i stomp up to these little shits >I yell at them and send an empty threat that I will call police >they just say ok and have blank faces >i leave >later on i see them getting escorted out of the waterpark by police >ask them what they did >cop says they started a huge prairie nigger fight in the pool and some kid got punched out in the water >he drowned >havent seen em since
Had a fight last night actually, but it was between to old white ladies.
more?
Thomas Morgan
what about trans girls?
Easton Jackson
Seen a lot of naked peepl in the halls and drunks raiding the kitchen.
Surprised more celebrities aren't divorced, most openly bring girls to their room.
Isaac Davis
yes moar
Charles Collins
why do you work such a crap job? just claim you're 1% injun and get casinobux
Jaxson Bell
Yes, I need a good nigger story. And I'd like a jew story, if you have one. Thanks user.
Imagine them running a hotel. I got to experience this at a resort/casino run entirely by prairie niggers. I was there to watch a comedy show. >4pm >Room still isn't cleaned >Walk by 20 year old cleaning native >"Hey, were you going to clean our room today?" >"Why, do you want it cleaned?" >"....Yes." >"UGH, FINE!" >Replaces towels >"Did you want your bed made too?" >"Yes, please." >Loud sigh >Makes bed >Leaves and SLAMS the door It's amazing how little you have to care about service quality when your attached to a casino.
Sorry i am getting these out so slowly, I am at work at the hotel right now actually
Juan Baker
not at the hotel, but when i was 14 and working at at McDonalds there was a gay 60 year old satanist with a cherry red Winnebago and matching bicycle who was a MTF trans.
he was pedo
Zachary Jenkins
give us more peep nigger
Ryder Gutierrez
>dakotas >asians Except for Yoko I mean
Charles Gutierrez
Do you have any experience with people from my country?
Andrew James
Prairie niggers chased whitey out of NA like 12k years ago. Manifest Destiny was the long coming revenge story. True shit. Even today, they hide the shame by claiming that Caucasian mummies dug up in North America, dated between 9 and 12k years old, are prairie nigger kin. Thus, they restrict further tests on them. They are ashamed, lel
Jaxson Taylor
I'm telling you right now that mexicans count as "from YOUR country"
Jose Martin
My favorite story is really fucking weird
>Be 5 weeks ago from right now >Dumb bitch coworker calls in so im alone >be a group of stoner 20 somethings on first floor >been pretty chill so far so no worries >at about 8pm life changed >Half naked stoner carries fully naked stoner into lobby >shockandawe.wav >he says: "Can i leave him here for a second?" >i ask: "how long is a second?" >he leaves anyway. >naked stoner unconcious on lobby couch on veterans day weekend >people everywhere >awake stoner comes back in with 2 more stoner buddies >one goes and fetches the truck >They struggle to figure out how three dudes can distribute the weight of one skinny stoner >they eventually get him out of the lobby >as they are crossing the threshhold of the door, a dog wanders in from the snow >it walks behind the desk and stares at me for 2.5 seconds >it proceeds to do a barrell roll onto its back and piss directly upwards all over itself and the floor and computer >it gets back up and shakes the piss onto everything and leaves >mfw it was their dog
that’s retarded. The natives came from the north and thrived in the plains. The mesoamericans started building empires and domesticating corn, after that they and their culture started to spread up north a bit with corn. There were no building materials in the plains so they just made pyramids with dirt.
Dylan Davis
Many keks, OP. I greatly enjoy hotels and try to be nice with staff whenever I'm in one
tell me about the >fat people >russians >unleashed kids
yeah. They are in the same tier as people from germany. We get a lot of people from """civilized""" europe and they arent too bad.
>hotel within 45 minutes of famous national monument >german tour groups fill nearly entire hotel sometimes >they speak english fine but pretend they don't to get free shit. >none of them know how to connect to wifi >have to work my way through 107 german phones. >took german in high school so its fine >some say in broken english "phone es kaput, free snack? and drink? ja? >jokes on them everyone tries to heeb their way into free shit at hotels so i know how to combat this >tell them no >kek
Well I don´t know how much of a insult is that, despite the hordes of indios than came here before the crisis the only mexicans we get are comparatively well behaved and affluent. thanks
There are still caucasian mummies stretching coast to coast in various sites being covered up by tribal councils and "lawyers." Wipepo lived in the plains, got chased over the bering strait land bridge, then hit eurpoe as the ice sheets receded. Prairie niggers btfo 10k years later by the whities they failed at eliminating.
Talk to some tribes if you can, they all seem to have the same stories passed down about orange and yellow haired giants who their great grand-pawpaws killed to death.
