IT'S HAPPENING!!! DOW JONES -550 POINTS!!!!!!

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FUCK TRUMP TARIFFS WILL TANK THE GLOBAL ECONOMY
FUCK YOU YOU ORANGE FAT STUPID FUCK

good let the world burn

Don't say you weren't warned magadudes

-600 points now

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AAAAAA

o my

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It must be an Easter miracle.

why is drumpf doing this

this means literally nothing.

post your favorite eurovision entries this year instead.

plunge protection team hits in 3 hours get your buys in boys

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MY ONE STOCK REEEEE

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france

amazon, apple, facebook, microsoft all down 3-4%

really? I thought france's entry was pretty boring this year.

They won't help. But absolutely everything is in a bubble. That is the main reason.

i liked its political message desu

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Day traders have to be the most mentally feeble group in America today. Funny to watch tbqh

what about netflix?
you know (FANG)

C'mon petroyuan! Crash this fuckin Ponzi system so we can start hanging politicians!

Large if verifiable.

well admittedly I have no idea what the song is even about, I'm an american after all and we don't do foreign languages.

Is that what we're waiting for?

Fuk it, my job was getting boring anyway.

C'MON COLLAPSE!!!

The Markets are not breaking, they are literally melting.

Thank you to everyone and hope to see you when the world economy has a single currency.

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Fuck the economy, let it all crash.

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>tfw literally do not own stock because I sold before it dropped in february

Trump is an accelerationists wet dream. Capitalism is going down and you pigs will be the first aganist the wall.

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It's nothing, stop worrying goy and start buying. It is a buying opportunity, all the stocks are severely undervalued! buy buy buy!

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>tumblr

Well

watch "the china hustle"
turns out china is an empty box and will take the US with it (yes, even lower)
but yeah the petrodollar reign is over

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The next crisis can't come soon enough, I wanna buy my fucking house.

>but yeah the petrodollar reign is over

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they down as well 4.64% , don't know why this is happening microsoft have lost like 10% since start of March

HOW LOW CAN WE GO

Seriously, anyone who wasn't shorting this overinflated market is a moron.

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This is dumb. Everyone has tariffs against American products for a looong time now.

not gonna lie former down jones investor here, it's hilarious watching the dow collapse, we can't let those goyim get their hands on any of their peoples achievement and resources.

its funny how the market collapses are becoming predictable every 10 years.
I know this 70 year old dude who is working a shitty job with me because he got wiped out in 2008. hehhe. the game is rigged.

This.

Assets are jacked to a 10 year high, if you didnt profit take to buy the correction

you'll have no choice than bomb the fuck out of everyone
doing nothing means the end
losing means the end
bombs away

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waste of trips
you fucking nigger

I want shit to fall so I can buy the dip for my Roth IRA.

No my child, that is not the path to seek.

HOLY SHIT
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>Fire ecology
Yes it is, fucking retard.

T H E A R T O F D E A L S
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Aren't it because of chinse ?

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2001 & 2008 will look like a small bump in the road after this shit fails to double bottom

Reminds me of metalocalypse.

This is a long overdue correction, not a "collapse"

Basically, yes

MY LAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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It won't happen though.

Seven Fifty!!!!

this but unironically

It's a cucked song about rapefugees.
It will win unless Austria sends another tranny.

oh it will
you can tell when the plebs is checking their phones every hour with their 20% gains and think they are getting rich
every single time

>on Jow Forums
>doesnt want to watch the world burn
you need to go back, you absolute normalfag scum

This is Amazon's fault

"Hitler, without understanding it or desiring it, is shaking and undermining the capitalist system. … We can manoeuvre, pit one side against the other to set them fighting with each other as fiercely as possible." - Stalin, 1939

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So, if it will be the repeat of 2008 then 30% drop means DOW falling to 17000. Nice.

We will see. I just have heard this since 2009/2010 that there will be another collapse by 2012 onwards.

>So, if it will be the repeat of 2008
More like 1929

France never wins cuckovision.

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>shiff'd

how much lower does it need to get before the NYSE does that auto shutoff shit

fucking peanut butter won what do you expect the markets to do

Lmao no, but hopefully they let it deflate and don't just jew the borrowing rates again. You want people to start saving money, you need savings to earn interest.

You don't get a repeat.

5% or 7%, but don't quote me on that

Dude the circuit breakers are like 7% 13% and 20%
It's about 2% down from Thursday close.

all according to plan

I don't mind the HKEX is down like 1.5k points.

Ride with Tesla :^)

what's my name

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Indeed it is

Oh boy, time to watch Jow Forums commit suicide.

>muh correction
that's what they said in '08

Kek

A+

>Reminds me of metalocalypse.
oh wow, it really does

JUSTin

niggerdicks

BUY GUNS
BUY AMMO
BUY FOOD

24 HRS LEFT

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>one off
FUCK IT

turns out all the gains in the last year are fake cuz the dollar keeps dropping lmao

LOL

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SELL SELL SELL!

Based DRUMFP

im confused, since trump tied himself to the stock market why is Jow Forums rooting for it to collapse, it makes him look bad

CRASHING THIS ECONOMY, WITH NO SURVIVORS

Once this all crashes and burns a new and respectable order will be created. Mere weeks now until we're hunting down antifags and liberals.

some just want to watch the world burn

Happenings > Trump

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we're secretely globalists, we were 'supporting' trump, because we knew that he'd crash the economy, and that protectionism and nationalist sentiment will be to blame.

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the president can't say something needs to be done about the stock market because he'd be blamed
it's hoover all over again

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it was ~17,888 when right before was elected.
its 23,639 right now.
We are still around a net gain of 6k.
Ill be concerned if it dips to 18,000.

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because whatever happens during The Reign of Trump The Magnificent is good and blessed, you heathen pagan cretin unholy heretic nigger.

Nobody on the far right supported Trump for his policies. We did it because we knew he would create chaos.