Yellowstone supervolcano may erupt sooner than thought, potentially wiping out life

nice

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Stop spending money on people of different skin colors and focus on getting off the planet.

I hate you.

YELLOW STONE JUST FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HOUSE, MACHINE GUNS FIRING AND EXHAUST AT FULL PLUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YELLOW STONE IS IN ATTACK MODE
>YELLOW STONE IS IN ATTACK MODE
YELLOW STONE IS IN ATTACK MODE
>YELLOW STONE IS IN ATTACK MODE
YELLOW STONE IS IN ATTACK MODE
>YELLOW STONE IS IN ATTACK MODE
YELLOW STONE IS IN ATTACK MODE
>YELLOW STONE IS IN ATTACK MODE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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There is no such thing as human race, moron. Humans are a specie not a race. Learn basic biology.

Hmmm makes me wonder if the lake of fire mentioned in the bible means this , one volcano triggering all volcanos across the planet and all erupting creating a mass of lava.

>gross heavy itchy rug that's an ugly color
>comfy

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Nnnnnoooope.
Yellowstone is too a cute to erupt.
I laugh at adorable yellowstone baby.
Heh Ha! Heh Ha!

just nuke it already

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>Alex Jones knows more about Yellowstone than geologists
k

>strawmanning is surely the best tactic

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Geology fag here this is year old news. Once the magma chamber is 100% full we have less than 500 years until eruption. It's only around 70% full so it's not a big deal yet

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Fuckin nuke it.

What are the chances they'll nuke a bunch of population centers and blame it on Yellowstone?

My grandma has those rugs and they are truly uncomfy

THE FUCKING SOMALIS BEAT US!?

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Good

Why don't we all piss in it

>memeflags seriously think this

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strawmanning what? if some lava is your credibility for it blowing to kingdom come then you sure a right. Yellowstone is the biggest meme out there and people on this site eat it up. Dont worry, you'll get to live out your life and so will your kids and their kids and so on...

>america killing itself from the inside

no truer words have been spoken

Unironically this. If we're going down I want it to be in the most freedom inducing way possible.

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Who cares?

God, I wish that were true. Please let it be so.

>Babies do form normally in utero in low gravity
>Babies do not form normally in utero in low gravity
Which could it be?

There is nothing wrong with this
we fucked up in 1918 anyways

>ensure the human race survives
oh my sweet summer child
don't you know why we cheer for happenings?

Humanity survived supervolcano eruptions before when our greatest technological achievement was banging together some rocks to make fire. There is a near-zero threat of human extinction if yellowstone decides to blow its load

Using a technique called 3D X-Ray tomography, the researchers could measure the shape of the inclusions with incredible precision, allowing them to work out how long the magma had been pooling for. The team then used this technique to look at the quartz melt inclusions within the magma of four supereruptions that took place between 760,000 and 27,000 years ago. Troublingly, they found that the time between the formation of active magma and the eventual supereruption was no longer than 500 years.
iflscience.com/environment/supervolcano-magma-chambers-recharge-just-500-years/

It's a terrible idea to add volatile like h20 to a magma melt

>potentially wiping out life

>potentially wiping out life
>potentially wiping out life
>potentially wiping out life

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Say you survive this. How soon can I throw out the good book and act like a savage?

Skin color is a big part of that discussion. Some skin colors invent and build spacecraft. Others arent white.

baka.com.au/world/russian-analyst-urges-nuclear-attack-on-yellowstone-national-park-and-san-andreas-fault-line-20150331-1mbl14.html

It's astonishing that you gladly go down to your own demise with with cheers and self-congratulation

"There are around 20 known supervolcanoes on Earth, with major eruptions occurring on average once every 100,000 years. One of the greatest threats an eruption may pose is thought to be starvation, with a prolonged volcanic winter potentially prohibiting civilisation from having enough food for the current population. In 2012, the United Nations estimated that food reserves worldwide would last 74 days."

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I dunno dude, two hotheads can probably relate better than a geologist

Canadians are smarter than Americans.
Please stop bullying Americans.

Thank God.

>major fag here
lmao user

If you want maximum damage you wait until it's full first. If you're trying to minimize damage, you're causing an eruption now, and the nuclear blast could cause the chamber to fill up faster, so we could have another eruption a couple hundred years later as well.

I hope I’m doused in lamp oil that day

This can be remedied immediately by the cessation of gib me dats to Africa and the stockpiling of canned goods. But you know the ass clowns on the left don't have the brain cells for basic thought patterns.

I'm saving this, because I did not have a Thank God pic. Also, we both thanked God, and we both got digits.

>How soon can I throw out the good book and act like a savage?
the moment you see a black person walking in your neighborhood
youtube.com/watch?v=Gy0zP4pYkSo

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If you don't want to die you're on the wrong board.

fuck off magma niggers, we're full.
Crash in the lair of the old ones if you want.

how can a volcano wipe out all life?
cover the planet in dust?

Are you fucking retarded Germany?
Was hast du gedacht

The theory is that the ash from the volcano will bolt out the sun, creating mass starvation as our food surpluses aren't meant to last a prolonged period of time.

>Yellowstone supervolcano may erupt sooner than thought
>potentially wiping out life

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>hush little infidel dont say a word
>Theresa's gonna buy you a rape gang soon
>if there's no rape gang shell get scared
>then her breasts for you she'll have to bear

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>ash from the volcano will bolt out the sun
Then we will shitpost in the shade

It's hard to wrap your head around just how super the volcano would need to be

the danger of the yellowstone volcano is being grossly exaggerated. People think that it's gonna explode and shoot lava and dust all over the earth like in a cartoon. In reality, what would happen is a slow, constant stream of magma emerging, with small bursts of gas and dust. It would for sure fuck up yellowstone park and a bit of the surrounding area as well as fucking up flight travel during some periods but it's not nearly the end of the world event that some portray it as

>Major fag

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It’ll be a lot easier to manage if we only have to worry about the productive components of the human race surviving, no?

getting to play real life Fallout for a few months would be the best thing to happen to my life

KEK

thats the spirit

What if we put a big dome over it like chernobyl ?

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Fun times ahead

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thanks for your opinion, Mohammad

That will just turn it into a super grenade, retard. We need a giant iceberg.

nice try, schlomo

>formation of active magma

How long has the "formation of active magma " been taking place?

Thank fucking god. End this shit.

>HIIIIGHWAYY TO THHEEE DANGERFIELD
bollywood top gun

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Trips says it happens on 420

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since the last eruption a few million years back. If anything it should have gone off a while back. Think of this thing as that zit that you pop once every few months but keeps coming back.

I’m out of the blast zone. Go ahead and blow you yella bellied coward!

Very good my "Asian" brother.

>implying any white males would be allowed on the space ship

were all still fucked from the ice age the ash cloud will bring to the earth. Say hello to 20 years of -20 summers!

>Radiation is pretty easy to detect

But who will believe conspiracy theorists

Top tier b8
Heres your (you)

>There are around 20 known supervolcanoes on Earth, with major eruptions occurring on average once every 100,000 years. One of the greatest threats an eruption may pose is thought to be starvation, with a prolonged volcanic winter potentially prohibiting civilisation from having enough food for the current population. In 2012, the United Nations estimated that food reserves worldwide would last 74 days.

sorry ffam. nice knowing you

We'd need to dump the entirety of Lake Michigan in it to make a difference. Not to mention drilling could cause earthquakes that could force an eruption.

But great effort.

>Dangerfield
Pfft, you don't say

If it ever did go off we all know we would be blaming Jews or Cia or someshit. There would be an endless bound of conspiracies I and everyone else will swift through and nod their head in agreement. Its kind of sad to think about actually that some nefarious organization is going to set it off...if you can really do that that is. I think you honestly can.

It’s too hot anyway. I’ll put on an extra sweater.

its cool, at least it will be quick... I am in the ash dump zone and all its going to take is one winter to kill my zone. See you all in oblivion!

>and ensure the human race survives??
why in the holy fuck would I care about this?

JUST FUCKING ERUPT! I'm so ready for this shitshow to be over.

the person (((reporting))) couldnt sound more like a jew if he tried.

>were all still fucked

Are we?

499 years