/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MELANIA! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
youtu.be/x0o2KDmtI78
>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Ben on Fair Housing Act 4/2/18
youtu.be/sdrjLEv4ajw
>Sarah on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/AsXu0aI8-gk
>Eric/Lara on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/UA6mBwpTA-g
>SurgGen Adams @APHA Natl Public Health Week 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443317-1/
>StateDep Readout Heather on Economic &Biz Measures 4/2/18
youtu.be/1atDfp280kw
>WH Easter Egg Roll Readings 4/2/18
>Bunny Hop Stage w/US Army Band
youtu.be/n0uI5rVB9yw
>WH PressSec Sarah Sanders
youtu.be/aaASOwbvJCM
>KAC
youtu.be/zrhU0122mSo
>TransSec Chao
youtu.be/77HEPxPTFq4
>Susan Pompeo
youtu.be/ngzBiOiRuo0
>Small Biz Admin McMahon
youtu.be/VI3-8gGO37Y
>DNI &Mrs Coats
youtu.be/PmCZVTxBFOY
>Gen Kellogg Jr
youtu.be/aayyecQsK-0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 4/1/18
youtu.be/_vZRT0dYjyA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania departing Palm Beach FL 4/1/18
youtu.be/XP_ZrGSZGZo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Tiffany attend Easter Services 4/1/18
youtu.be/dMdkzKZY8YE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #49 3/31/18
youtu.be/wIZo0rqJCVo
>Pres Trump Delivers Passover&Easter Message 3/30/18
youtu.be/zrcrcrYWRn0
>This Week @State 3/30/18
youtu.be/zIrFPcS8i7M

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ATTENTION: OP IS STEPPING AWAY FOR DINNER

NEW BAKER REQUIRED IF I'M NOT BACK BY 290!

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LA HORDA NUNCA VAS A PARAR GRINGOS

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post your pet

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>mobile.twitter.com/aflores
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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What does Melania's bedhead look like?

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She is right

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too autistic

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so what is this new? good or bad?

What does this mean???

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Called it, the left is realizing this will backfire, buzzfeed wasnt supposed to alert us, they fucked up.

STOP EATING PUPPERS, SWITCH TO CATS

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>Trump proves shills wrong again
There

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Pic related is answer to the horde. Prove me wrong

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Your brain is literally projecting as a cope mechanism

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*DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR*

*TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 2018*

*11:00AM THE PRESIDENT receives his intelligence briefing *

*11:45AM THE PRESIDENT meets with the Baltic States Heads of Government *

*12:15PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a working lunch with the Baltic States Heads of Government *

*1:35PM THE PRESIDENT hosts a Joint Press Conference with the Baltic States Heads of Government *

*2:05PM THE PRESIDENT participates in the departure of the Baltic States Heads of Government*

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So Trump succeeded.

shut up he's a good boy he dindu nuffin

Q is here
>Q is here
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we would have been better off if they were stopped at the border since it would strengthen the case for the wall.

I guess this pressure trump put on mexico worked.

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>the weekend
>also literally the most destructive and vile ideology of all time.
>but let's focus on the weekend.

Over/under on the military actually defending Americans verses prioritizing Israel's border with Syria?

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there really is an awoo for damn near everything, huh
>what a time to be alive.jpg

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AWOOOOO

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Sounds like Mexico will be taking care of the problem before it even reaches the border.

Important article
>Important article
Important article
>Important article
theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/04/mohammed-bin-salman-iran-israel/557036/

Fuck. That would have given carte blanche for Trump to build the wall through the military. It would have been a red pill suppository.

oh wow

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AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

He did that by firing up the base, HE ALWAYS DOES THAT, HE WANTS PEOPLE TO VOTE.

Oh noo that sucks Looks like someone applied the thumbscrews on Mexico, was it due to NAFTA?

KKK = Democrats

The only way this happens is if Trump is serious about dropping NAFTA because of this shit. It's the only leverage he has over Mexico.

はやい!

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ppl do need to fucking vote and unfuck congress' shit

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Whatever, launch a MOAB on CDMX anyway.

Do they go inside of it? Is there a way to clamp it shut?

No fucking shit.

Mexico is slimy and corrupt, not stupid. They KNOW La Horda is just the cover for a massive drug mule operation from Honduras.

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meant I am too autistic to post kot. your kot looks cute, would pet.

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Trump told Mexico to deal with them per our agreement and the money we send them

YES

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

BREAK THE MOMENTUM

ICE CAN HANDLE SMALL DOSES BUT SMASH THE BATTERING RAM AND THEY LOSE POWER

>mexicans are rapists, drug dealers, kidnappers, take advantage of the US "milk cow"
>pls mexico help protect the border

The KKK was literally created by the Democratic party. The NRA used to train blacks to use guns so they could protect themselves against the KKK.

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I predict you're a faggot.

HE DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING

I don't like Mexico using goblino caravans as leverage over the US.

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Kek, predictionposting is still fun

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Q predicted this

cruxnow.com/analysis/2016/09/02/turkson-credible-successor-francis-not-one/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Turkson
the last pope is a nigger

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Nice!

Mexico saving Trump's ass. But what will Trump do next time?

he is very thicc boy, want to guess his weight?

Shut up they were more or less a volunteer police force. After April 1960 they were raided by feds.

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Democracy cannot unfuck Congress.

UM the dems were all KKK and the repubs freed the niggers

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Good work mexico!

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>your pet
Just put mine down a few weeks ago (greyhound). Some Nige memes, good ones, are appreciated

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KKK = Democrats, and Democrats = illegal immigration paid slave wages

Is it possible for there to be any good news in the world?

so mexico just cares about our borders all of a sudden?! ha you are fooling nobody

#
People like that somehow conveniently always forget the Parents Music Resource Center from the 80's, which was fronted by Tipper Gore, Al Gore's wife.

>pls Mexico stop them or fuck NAFTA

>Threatening to cut off money for their borders
>Kill off NAFTA
>H-he did nothing! Mexico did this out of kindness :)
Nice try retard.

What kind was he? F

>he has never watched Kevin Bacon's magnum opus

holy shit set your dvrs for wed

anyone mining the salt?

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Well, Mexico is our neighbor whether we like it or not. When NAFTA dies, we need a replacement deal in exchange for agreements between our countries focused on protecting the American border.

Anybody else dig Mnucky? I thinks he's chill.

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Yeah, that's what they're saying but trusting mexicans is the last thing you should do

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fuck outta here boomer larp

Cheers. Male, black and white.

When the first amendment was written, the words " the press" did not refer to "reporters" or "journalists" or even people at all. At that time "the press" was understood to mean the machinery used to print.
> What the first amendment protects is the right of any individual to express himself and distribute that speech to the general populace. It is not a get out of jail free card for a bunch of obnoxious bigoted parasites.

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KEEP EYES OPEN FOR TRUMP ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

HE HAS TO KEEP THE PRESSURE ON

This was Trump, Mexico blinked on NAFTA

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>pls Mexico stop them or fuck NAFTA
why not have both?
fuck the hoard
fuck NAFTA
fucking dems need wetbacks for votes

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Amazing what a little moolah can accomplish

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boomer larp is jdif talking point.

pls leaf

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yea that band's shit fuck'm

This. What I don't think he seems to get is that as he is trying his hardest to get his policies done, then his core won't hold it against him, even if he fails. The blame can be pass at congress honestly in that situation.

However, by not even trying to do anything but make excuses in advance, he is fucking himself as that will piss his base off.

Sorry, folks. Congress refuses to act on the migrant horde. As a matter of national security I have no choice to to allow them in. Vote Trump 2020 KAG!

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tweet it at him

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss

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Bend.The Knee.

>t. boomer salty he got played

Fuck I don't have any reaction images on my phone but want to post laughingdogoutsidewithcatstaringbehindscreendoor.png

He should still do all of that.

Watching his glee at being called a Bond villain was enough for me to be fully on board with him, even if he is juden

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weak!

trump is still the president