>Be user from San Francisco >Waiting in line at Starbucks >Standing behind this fat hipster woman >If tumblr was a person, it would be her >Hear her complaining there should be seats to use whilst waiting in line >I let out a little laugh and she hears >Thisisit.jpg >Are you laughing at me? >Her face is bright red >She is probably thinking about the tumblr post she'll make of this later on >I slowly exhale
>Yes, if you weren't such an overweight pig you'd be able to stand up for 5min without being out of breath
>Everyone is now staring >I look around and realise I made a huge mistake >Over half the customers are obese >3 staff members too >Glance over to a ripped as fwark white guy on his Macbook >He shakes his head as if to say I'm on my own >Hambeast is now shaking with a mix of rage and embarrassment >Starts screaming about thin privilege and how I'm another entitled white cis male >Fat beta male coffee worker chimes in and agrees with her >Everyone looking at me in disgust >I let out a sigh and just leave >Didn't notice anyone recording me. Shit was fast.
Don't know what else I could've done.
Someone could have recorded me, I'm fucking afraid I could lose my fucking job if a video gets posted.
one time i was posting in a pedogate thread and the store front on my captcha was a store called baby land or kid land or something with a subtle but obvious star of david on it
Elijah Green
I'm surprised nobody laughed with on that one. I certainly would have
Here in Poland if you're morbidly obese everyone just fucking stares as if you are some real life hippotamaus abomination. Actually I've never seen a real obese person here, just some fat people, but no 600 lbs walruses. I'm pretty they are declared mentally ill and put in hospitals here for their own good.
Joseph Stewart
thinner on average, but still a fair amount of blue haired landwhales
Charles Russell
You don't deserve to fly that flag.
Isaac Rivera
this peet's is vastly superior and local
Luke Baker
I'm assuming that only the first 2-3 lines of that actually happened.
David Watson
Should of let out a: >”Gas the whales! RACE WAR NOW!”
Why the fuck are you buying anything from (((Starbucks)))? If you really wanted coffee, you could have gotten a packet of instant and made a cup on your own. It's literally better than whatever overpriced slop water they would have served you.
do something about it ASAP or risk dying/being a nigger who drains the healthcare system. I'm the same height and you are double my weight. I can't even fathom having an extra 175 pounds on my frame, that's asinine.
Andrew Perry
Ahh fuck, relax user, if they fire you you don't want to be at that place and give them the privilege of having you around. Also Very proud of you, if everyone went no filter the sjw thing would be extinct by the year.
Wyatt Anderson
same. idk what you got but this is what you get for going to starbucks you fucking faggot
Jacob King
I want to. My whole family is fat, I've always been fat, I never learned how to eat. But I'm an adult and live on my own now. I have no excuse.
Grayson Cruz
>Someone could have recorded me, I'm fucking afraid I could lose my fucking job if a video gets posted.
And this is why I don't accept jobs before knowing the company and boss arent leftist faggots. Interviews are a two way street
Andrew King
>Be user from San Francisco Anything that happens to you is entirely deserved, you know that right
Charles Bennett
If not fake and gay I wouldn't be worried since no one would have a reason to start recording before you made that comment. Worst is a video of you looking autistic and virgin-walking out of Starbucks. But you deserved it for going to Starbucks in the first place.
There are also a ton of mom and pop shops all over the entire city. Go to one of those
Daniel Myers
>drinking coffee at a corporate bog that signals about hiring rapefugees with 40% latent tuberculosis carrier rates and fecal matter positives in their drinks to match
Well done user, you said the right thing, fat bitches like that don't deserve space (they only occupy a lot of it).
Blake Long
You where ousted in the hierarchy of the social order by fat blobs. You did not take the suddle hint advise that you really did not do anything wrong nor did they by reverberating a negative redirect toward you. Next time, you should learn to play it off. Say some thing like, yea that came from a place of privilege I don't know your hardship. then zip it good and just then then boil it off and die down.
I'll take things that never happend for $800, Alex.
Grayson Martinez
shit wont be said or done no one cares and secretly they all low key agreed
Henry Myers
You want safe?
Jose Wright
Lol that is fucking great. I feel the same way about all these lazy fat fucks. God forbid we disagree with them and their "condition" they have no control over how fat and lazy they are. And fuck us for having an opinion.
Ayden Russell
idk what any of you mean but if you can help me be a better girl that'd be cool ^_^
Damn user. Next time agree with xir and tell her that a sail barge would be an even better option.
Eli Cox
Blow up on them next time. They think waiting in line for coffee is hard? Explain to the hypocrites, in detail, the gruesome realities of the world and all the shit you've seen coming out of it during your time here. People have it much worse elsewhere.
You boys have got to learn to revel in your real life shit talking. Let them squirm. You could have stayed and ruined their days a little while longer. I doubt you we in iminant danger from those losers. I'll let you in on a little secret, that adrenaline you felt is unavoidable but you can frame it however you want. People spend big bucks on things like cocaine and skydiving to feel that kind of rush. Embrace the hate just like a pro wrestler. Soon you will be shit talking every chance you get because it is so much fun to watch the freaks spazz and the normies squirm. Its especially satisfying to appear calm cool and collected throughout the encounter. It insulates you from harm, brings others to your side, keeps you prepared in case shit hits the fan and enrages the adversary to their own detriment and your amusement. You mad bro?, is the shit talkers mantra weather spoken or not. Often a subtle smirk has the most devastating effect. Dont be afraid to look these losers in the eye while you have a "conversation" with them. Remember this is our country. We hold the moral high ground. Never apologize. In the words of Tucker Max, "Fuck em if they cant take a joke". Don't even let them in on the joke(its funnier that way). Never say "Im joking Im joking" unless its to keep them around to submit to more abuse. All in all though user you did a good job. Im proud of you soldier. Keep it up, I think you have a lot of potential.
And remember Jow Forums every in real life interaction is worth 10,000 virtual meme/shitposts.
This is actually incredibly good advice to get politically-minded NEETs out talking to others. In a backwards way. But still, good going.
Matthew Lee
great advice
Owen Wright
Thanks. It really is a lot of fun too. Righteous anger is meant to be acted upon. Its self destructive to hold it in. Put it where it belongs. Embrace your inner asshole. You will be surprised at how much positive attention you will get from it as well.
P.S. Could somebody screencap this? I wanna copypasta.
>be me >in Starbucks working on assignment >the usual chitchat going on around me >over weight girl in line casually says “Boy, I need to sit down” >start hearing a loud wheezing noise >look up >deathly skinny teen is almost hyperventilating >woman behind him asks is he’s okay >y-yeah, maybe I-if you weren’t so f-fat umm c-chair” >everyone goes silent >looks at me >shrug >his face turns bright red >sprints out of store >noticeable sobbing >get back to work
Jace Hernandez
fat ass bitch in line getting coffee side in a stitch cuz she aint breathin softly oh no, no more, cunt wants a chair proud white male feeling pure despair
but reality is that i'm just 56 percent just like her body fat, goblinos represent here in the gay capital of the entire planet getting seattle coffee, cuz I'm a soy based manlet
i hate myself, but fat women more she wouldn't fuck me, even if she was a whore but oh mein gott, i get a sick kick from thinking she may have had a dick stick it in my ass real quick, give my millimeter peter a flick
dribblin fast from the hambeast's hot blasts of air, comin out her fat snout, not sure how long I can last i let out a shout, 'she' is pumpin hard, takin my v card but then i fucked up and told her to eat chard, the fat retard
'she' then totally flipped out, and shit went south I found out, all the people were 'her' friends now they stared at me, straight into my soul and then at the puddle of aids gel leakin out my asshole
to call her anything but brave was a mistake i had to then bake her and her wife a lesbian cake but I told them I was a proud christian Then they said this was their life's mission:
down with the cis white males you need to respect us, the fat whales laughing at us is a crime judges in sf will make you serve a dime
