ywn be comfy in Texas.
Ywn be comfy in Texas
Josiah Rogers
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Andrew Adams
Someone said the orc invasion had been cancelled, and the Mexicans stopped it. Anybody got sauce on this?
Blake Gonzalez
All Mexicans, Coloradans, and Californians stay out of Texas.
Julian Bennett
Alexander Powell
Drain his brain he has the cure for zika
Evan Roberts
>Greg Abbott
>implying this isn't an empty threat
Remember the fact that this Kripplekikechan is married to a literal EL Goblina.
Anthony Lewis
Nah, he does what he's told or Michael Berry and Ted Cruz will gangrape him.
Gabriel Scott
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're like reading you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Tyler Martin
fuck that made my day
Jeremiah White
Damn son,
David Jones
Good song.
Nolan Hughes
fuck off Chad
Christopher Johnson
>ywn be comfy in Texas.
We've already been invaded here, like another drop in the bucket matters now
t. Texan
Josiah Green
The ride never ends, user
t. Texan
Robert Hernandez
Bentley Scott
I'll go down with a Dr.Pepper in my hand.
Parker Hall
>Direct linking fucking buzzfeed
god, just let this faggot board die, Jow Forums is dead
Jackson Adams
I was born in California but I'm not Californian.
I want to come to Texas and help you guys put your feet down against liberalism. I'm ready to work and fight for Texas against the commie fuckers.
May I please come and be free with you?
Christopher Price
Be my guest.
Julian Roberts
Sure. The whole concept is that you are supposed to assimilate into the culture of where you go.
Nathan Hernandez
Sure thing, buddy
Definitely not moving to your shitty state
Joshua Gutierrez
Gene wilders dead man.
Fucking gutted.
Justin Jenkins
how are texas politicians? do they actually care about the residents of their state cause I get the distinct impression they do
Blake Cox
Moving to Texas in July with about 15k ready for hardware alone. Might even join the National Guard one I get settled. Brother, sister and their family will be following early 2019. All 12 of us white Trump voters upper middle class.
Ian Davis
professor tex-xavier sent the texas rangers to watch the federal gov during military exercises and deployed texas state troops to border during the entire obama administration.
Connor Jenkins
Abbott, yes. Cornyn, yes. Cruz, no.
Dominic Cook
Don't you dare lump Coloradans in with the Californian scum. We're doing everything we can to get rid of those blood-sucking parasites.
Sebastian Hughes
cruz voted no on the omnibus bill, he faught bush'es attempt to yield to the UN to let a murder go free via export bc he was a foreign national(cruz won and we capital punished his ass), and he supports the texas making a gold backed bullion depository for the state of texas' personal gold. also coryn, gomer and abbott say cruz is based
Henry Brooks
Abbott cares too much about optics tho he has to be pushed into action
Dan Patrick on the other hand is just looting the state
Michael Sanchez
you sick at this patrick as lt. governor was intergral in getting a 172 million dollar tax cut and allowing homeowners to pay less tax by showing that the value of their home was overvalued too high too fast
Cameron Kelly
>he has to be pushed into action
Well yeah, he's in a wheelchair.
Noah Lee
Nigger he's blatantly ignoring multiple subpoenas for state charges
Thomas Phillips
link? never heard of this before but local papers are shit.
Levi Collins
Sleeper cell fuck off
Connor Collins
>Coloradans stay out of Texas
I've never heard of a Coloradan moving to Texas.
Yet Texans have been our third biggest invaders for the past 50 years, after Califags and bean niggers.
The biggest difference between Califags and Texans is how they drive in a snowstorm; Califags drive 25mph in the left lane, while Texans drive 85mph in the right lane. Both end up in the borrow ditch, though.
Jacob Perez
>mfw all the semis are driven by Somali niggers and other foreigners now
I have no idea why they think this is acceptable and not an overt danger to civilians.
I saw one of those fucks in flipflops in a blizzard trying to change a tire blow out.
Kayden Thompson
>all the semis are driven by Somali niggers and other foreigners now
I've yet to see a semi driven by a nigger of any kind, but I suppose it's inevitable.
Colorado contains it's 4% nigger population in Five Points and Aurora, for the most part.
For example, my county is 0.3% bluegum; I've seen exactly 6 in a grocery store in the past 10 years. Yet they manage to make up about 25% of the airport and government staff.
Never seen one in the wild (so far). They're terrified of the mountains and the woods.
I don't think anyone could find a nigger in Colorado more than a mile from public transportation.
Camden Gonzalez
fuck off we're full (of enough shitskins and commiefornians already)
Landon Sullivan
Lies and slander
t. Springs
Juan Garcia
Luis Kelly
>Lies and slander
Explain your nigger fetish, SpringsBro.
Isaac Peterson
Yup newfags never archive
Eli Watson
Californian immigrant to Texas here, AMA
Wyatt Morris
goddamn I wanna move back to Texas so bad...
TSTs with 357s patrolling the border instead of bottle-blonde roastie welcome wagons...
tired of this used up cuckhole of a country
Tyler Roberts
Abbott has kicks so much commie ass he can’t feel his legs.