Am I setting my son up for failure with a name like Loren?

Am I setting my son up for failure with a name like Loren?

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You set your son up from failure by being a leaf.

for* but you get my point

You got that leaf good, didn't you, son.

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Yes. kys

Too fucking right he did.

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Then he'll be raised by a women and become a homo.

>setting up for
No, you're pretty much advancing him well along the way to failure with a name like that. He's skipping places in the failure queue with a name like that.

Shit, if you're going to go with a fruity 'unique' name, don't go with Loren or Lesley, go with some something like Darren. At least 99.5% of people don't realize it's technically a gender neutral name.

name him hogg so if he ever becomes a faggot like you then he will stain the name

Really don't see how it's unique. It's of as fuck.

>Loren
>Lauren
Not just setting up. Speeding him to the front of the line.

>It's of as fuck
...wut?

Yes, failure. Also homosexuality and constant beatings.

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That name is pretty brutal. Did you give him an equally queer middle name, too? If not, maybe he can fall back in that and use that name as his everyday name. If it’s gonna be Loren, maybe he’ll get lucky and want to be trans so it’ll all work out in the end.

yes

Depends how you raise him, if you raise him to not let anyone push him around he should be alright.
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That will be one of the reasons, yes.

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Taking new suggestions for the name.

The most successful person I know is named Loren

Go with Loran instead. Thank me later.

YES FAGGOT, CHANGE IT TO MARK

Lorrin is a cunts name

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Your son is going to be beat in school , Then be a faggot and ultimately hero. He is probably a hapa too.

You spelled Lorne wrong.

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if you didn't give him manlet genes and you teach him not to be weak then he should be fine

You could try just calling him Ren until you and your husband decide to change his name.

im trans and would have loved to have had a gender neutral name like that with how Canada is going you’re almost certainly putting him on the most successful path.

If numbers you give him name Slavomir.

Change your name, faggot

That was uncalled for brutality, sometimes I'm ashamed of my countrymen.

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not unless you want to raise him to be a faggot like you?

You might as well call him Loren bin Suckingdicks al Faggot

>You set your son up from failure by being a leaf.
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archive & prune

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>Loren
Weird name for a Chinese kid

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Biblical or something traditional to your heritage is all that is acceptable my friend

for a while, until he finds a group of friends that call him lols and think of him as a fun dude. lot of bullying and being called lauren till then.

Wolfgang

I was given a girl's name. Later in life I became cool with it, and actually like it, but in my youth I was mocked for it constantly. Every once in a while, now that I'm a grown ass man, about once every 5 years or so, some stupid bitch will say something dumb about it, but I have dealt with it for so long, that I can slap her down pretty quickly as soon as the words leave her face.

nique les canadiens, vive le québec

My name is Loren. Please don't. If you're going to give him something faggy, at least give him something faggy and unambiguously male, like Colin or Simon.

Well it depends he can either go the Elon Musk way or the Macaulay Culkin one

instill confidence in him at a young age get him in martial arts or something.

Loren is a terrible name. Call him Lawrence.

yes

>Son
>Loren
Yes. It's a faggy name. He'd be a libshit by elementary, and a tranny by high school. If you're a libshit, he'd most likely be a post-op.

Nah she'll be fine after HRT.

My grandfather's name is Loren. It's my sons middle name. I couldn't do the first name.

If you don't name him Adolf you're a pussy.

Plz name him jamal, a kingly name

Kill yourself also name him Lennart, that way he can actually be a respectable successful adult.

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Give him a dog name. Noodles. Sparky. Rover.

>MOE in ID
Your son is a lost cause

Pro tip male names can become female but female names never become male

>Not naming your son Quintillius Maximus Pontifex

Just name him Laurence, fuck.
Give your kid a respectable name on paper then feel free to nickname him whatever dumbass shit you want.

youre asking but you know the answer

Lorenzo

name him lozsport

Hairy arms, idk

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Megalodon

Thanks doc

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fpbp

>from failure

what did he mean by that? is canada a safe haven?

i didn t even know that Loren was a male's name.

I know a hot white girl named Loren and a BASED BLACK MAN named Loren. That's it.

This used to be the idea. That it would make one tougher, because he would always have to stand up for himself.

Name your kid Xander, and call him Alex. You will be doing him a favor.

>If not, maybe he can fall back in that and use that name as his everyday name
I bet his middle name is Quincy.
Loren Quincy Gaylord.

Name him Lennu like the supreme leader of Finland.

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I had a Doberman called Battlecat.
Call him Battlecat. Then he'll totally rule shit and fuck shit up.

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Lennu run run Ron
Lennu run Ron
Might as well call him Gaylord