PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL /ptg/ - ABSOLUTELY LEWD EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host Easter Egg Roll 4/2/18
youtu.be/x0o2KDmtI78
>FLotUS Melania Easter Reading Nook 4/2/18
youtu.be/SxRbG0s2420
>WH Easter Egg Roll (complete) 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443318-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Ben on Fair Housing Act 4/2/18
youtu.be/sdrjLEv4ajw
>Sarah on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/AsXu0aI8-gk
>Eric/Lara on F&F 4/2/18
youtu.be/UA6mBwpTA-g
>SurgGen Adams @APHA Natl Public Health Week 4/2/18
c-span.org/video/?443317-1/
>StateDep Readout Heather on Economic &Biz Measures 4/2/18
youtu.be/1atDfp280kw
>WH Easter Egg Roll Readings 4/2/18
>Bunny Hop Stage w/US Army Band
youtu.be/n0uI5rVB9yw
>WH PressSec Sarah Sanders
youtu.be/aaASOwbvJCM
>KAC
youtu.be/zrhU0122mSo
>TransSec Chao
youtu.be/77HEPxPTFq4
>Susan Pompeo
youtu.be/ngzBiOiRuo0
>Small Biz Admin McMahon
youtu.be/VI3-8gGO37Y
>DNI &Mrs Coats
youtu.be/PmCZVTxBFOY
>Gen Kellogg Jr
youtu.be/aayyecQsK-0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 4/1/18
youtu.be/_vZRT0dYjyA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania departing Palm Beach FL 4/1/18
youtu.be/XP_ZrGSZGZo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Tiffany attend Easter Services 4/1/18
youtu.be/dMdkzKZY8YE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #49 3/31/18
youtu.be/wIZo0rqJCVo
>Pres Trump Delivers Passover&Easter Message 3/30/18
youtu.be/zrcrcrYWRn0
>This Week @State 3/30/18
youtu.be/zIrFPcS8i7M

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>marla
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5284343/Marla-Maples-dating-TV-host-called-Trump-disgusting.html

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FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK SKINNY PEOPLE

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>replicator any gun i want
>2020
>large scale 3d printing is a thing
>it took the better part of a week, thousands of cubic feet of materiel and enough money to make every jew within 100 miles rub their hands without knowing why... but you've got it
>your very own railway gun; DORA 2.0
>greentext continues in pic related

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Thank you for not avatarfagging

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/a/sshats are refining the heresy!

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Nafta pullout when

no u

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checked

Did any anons call Gun Mommy today?

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BIG FAT TITS

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>he destroyed DNC and the Clintons
>he destroyed RNC and the Bushs
>he destroyed NFL
>he destroyed TPP
>he destroyed Hollywood
>he destroyed Facebook
>he's destroying Amazon now
What's next /ptg/

Hopefully obamas plot to import all of central america

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@166535046
>he has to change to a memeflag to check himself because nobody else will
>he doesn't realize we have IDs
What a sad sad life this user must lead.

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california

My father saw it in a documentary and almost went nuts

It is going to be the age of automation. Very very very soon we will have far too many people and not enough jobs. This can be both good and bad. I am envisioning genetic research and floating algae farms are going to be able to feed the entire world multiple times over and over and robots taking over a vast majority of jobs. We will basically just be enjoying most everything being free or incredibly cheap. Only problem is when we reach too many people with nothing to do but reproduce. Colonization of Mars and the Moon more then likely. Hell depending if we can get deep core mining or space mining for the raw materials close orbit space colonies may not be out of the question. There is also the hope that was will be able to digitize the mind and literally upload people into a virtual colony.

Take a billion people and fit them in a endless paradise the size of a golf ball while our self replicating colony drones eat entire planets whole of their metals and minerals. Feeding millions more colony vessels. People getting to decide if they want immortality in the virtual world or living life in a society where they have no wants or responsibilities. Perhaps a mix of both. Living your first life, having a family, then getting winrar'd when you approach the limit of human life span. Next generation takes over expansion you live in sunny acres online. It is going to be a fun ride if our level of tech expansion continues the way it has.

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The swamp, ideally.

Soros. He needs to get Soros. Hard. Right in the ballsack eyes.

In 4 hours and 50 minutes I'll have this printed. Unfortunately I don't have any white so I'm using fluoro red.

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theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/04/02/two-examples-of-mexican-government-officials-blackmailing-u-s-by-threatening-flood-of-south-american-immigrants/

Wew lads

DeBlasio; he's gonna have to make time to save his hometown sometime

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>my "big fat tits" folder is empty, please deposit more for the thread

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rollllan for canada and mexico disintegration!

now its time for chill
youtu.be/VMnoQynH8cU

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Benny boy is about to buy Glenn Becks shithole network

>fat shaming is okay and drugs are bad if they're Trump supporters

The Fed and the vile Jew

wtf mods

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I think the Jews would be one entity he will never truly prevail over, chiefly because his favorite daughter and son-in-law are among them

Jesus

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Keep dreaming, Trump won't strike out at his handlers.

youtube.com/watch?v=lBTDcKkErPM

her tits are getting even bigger......

those knockers
youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

just got home. was Tucker worth watching tonight?

MUH HISPANIC DEMOGRAPHIC DESTINTY

Much is printer/supplies how big will this bust be?

dubss get checked

the real question is how dystopian societies can be actualized before 2050

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Lets fix that.

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he bullied some mexican dude.
youtu.be/P4Yow0ttgoE

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>even Piers is calling Ben a manlet

I posted the wrong picture, the actual comments on the post were fucking hilarious

I would murder her prom date and wear his skin.

Taller than Cenk

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>google Abe
>mfw all these shill articles claiming Abe has been utterly forsaken by Trump and that his "sucking up" to Trump immediately after the election has backfired
Granted the writers were either Jews or from Asia Times (China shills central) but still

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twitter.com/DaveNYviii/status/825793459554570242

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mein gotte imagine the amount of milk those hold...
>ywn get to slap those around and have fun with them like a kid in a candy store

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Like they aren't already doing that?

MAGA
youtube.com/watch?v=HWZisnZ-RGE

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How does one pronounce Cenk

The hell is Cenk? 5'5"?

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There was a modicum of subtlety before

Chank

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"Chink"

Were you here when the faggot was posting shit from asia times and calling it unbiased? Was pretty amazing

Are they all going back?

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Yes it's social media humiliating you and not the sorry state of your countries. These faggots are wishing for an invasion to unfuck themselves. No chance, fuck yourselves.

Looks like the wall just got 10 feet higher again.
>holy shit mfw
I need to grow some balls one of these days and actually look for a gf. Window shopping cowtits is nice and all but I always miss the fulfillment of having a gf that cared for me the way I cared for her.

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>02 as a kike
Fucking delet this.

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"sink"

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"who"?

wtf is Trump doing at the Easter Egg Hunt?
theroot.com/trump-sounds-like-a-crazy-man-at-easter-egg-roll-tells-1824256216
>“this house or building or whatever you want to call it because there is no name for it, it is special.”
>Trump then changed the topic to funding and noted how the military would soon be “at a level it’s never been before” and said, “You see what’s happening with funding” and “Just think of $700 billion, because that’s what’s going into our military this year.”
Why would he say this to children on an Easter Egg hunt?

Just Napalm everything South of the border, FFE in Bolivia, Colombia and Peru, that's where the cocaine come from, Paraguay makes mostly marijuana and over here there are dope plantations too but people are so afraid that they hide it under heavy brush so it's kind of small.

>How does one pronounce Cenk

with a mouth full of turkroach cock

does anyone have that pic of some guy proving that Ben and Cenk are truly manlets by doing autistic measurements with a US flag?

Would rather she wear red but I share your sentiment.

If I wasn't getting a test boost from sorting through my titcow folder then your post would have made me sadfrog.jpg

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Fareed is a goddamn weasel.

Also, WALL.

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>He doesn't know what burgers do in Colombia atm

Tip Top Tippy Top Shape
Trump started his speech to children by calling the White House “this house or building or whatever you want to call it because there is no name for it, it is special.” Trump then noted that he and his staff keep the building or whatever you want to call it “in tip-top shape, we call it sometimes tippy-top shape, and it’s a great, great place.”

Because “tippy-top shape” is a nice, natural segue to talking about the military, Trump then changed the topic to funding and noted how the military would soon be “at a level it’s never been before” and said, “You see what’s happening with funding” and “Just think of $700 billion, because that’s what’s going into our military this year.”

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It's going to use ~25 meters (I fucking hate commie units but that's how filament is measured, meters and kilograms) and I paid $17 for this spool of filament. My slicing software says it's going to cost $1.24. This isn't going to be terribly large. I'll take photos and post them when it's done.

>you wouldn't print a car

Yes I would. The future is already here and it's waiting for you to take advantage.

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Fun fact, Brendan is laughing at niggers in this gif.

seeink

wtf

No, I'm sort of glad I missed it

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wh*Te subhuman detected

those f/a/gbois are becoming cancerous as of late

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I saw that live, was funny and didn't feel forced.

>I will never understand glasses on a bunny, OUTRAGEOUS.

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>still coming
Well looks like violence is the only answer now.
youtu.be/8fvhZxYJopk

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Neat. What printer and how expensive was it? Never really looked at them before.

N*n W***te Subhuman detected

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Holy fuck my sides talk about turning the tables for feelings of inadequacy.

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KAG!
youtube.com/watch?v=rPJz3syNbtE

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>youtube.com/watch?v=zJyf1IrHtcE
>3 years ago
Scroll to 01:45

see After tippy top shape he begins to slur his words
I think he legitimately forgot not the name of the White House

>Mormons & Negroes last the longest

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I bought a budget printer. It's an Anet A8. I think I paid maybe $250 for it. I then spent ~$100 in upgrades. I converted it to a 'bowden' style extruder system which makes printing muuuuuuch easier.

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>wh*Te

better than you, taco.
time to go back

>Favela nigger thinks I give a flying fuck

Chunk Yogurt

Ever just stop and really think about how Donald Trump is President?