Kurt Eichenwald

Kurt is a crazy motherfucker. From CP site admin, to Newsweek reporter, to no longer an MSNBC contributor, he's all fun and games. Let's laugh at Kurt

Kurt on Tucker:
youtu.be/7Ophbx1iaF8

Mertokur:
youtu.be/yRcpuMM51lQ
youtu.be/0y5ptWIDxhw

Then he attacks the hell out of Jow Forums on his twatter.
>Hardcore Japanese Cartoon Porn
Discuss

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youtube.com/watch?v=FDezfo2w1gY
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/17/fbi-arrests-man-accused-trolling-dallas-journalist-kurt-eichenwald-tweet-triggered-seizure
youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew
nytimes.com/2017/03/17/technology/social-media-attack-that-set-off-a-seizure-leads-to-an-arrest.html
newsweek.com/kurt-eichenwald-john-rivello-seizure-lawsuit-589165
pacermonitor.com/public/case/21240509/EICHENWALD_v_Rivello
mobile.twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/780478635786383360
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Markowitz
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diversification_(finance)#History
youtu.be/FDezfo2w1gY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Thanks for baking!
I want to know why the CIA would make Kurt's CP troubles magically go away. Why would they do that? He might be important in his mind, but it's not like he's important anywhere else.

Pooinloo subhuman niggershit

Please some user post kurt email i wanna message him

Are there kikes in poo land?

He had a memo, but he lost it. Just hold on a second, though. LET ME ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION TUCKER!!!

Hi Kurt

If I keep laughing like this I'm going to have a seizure and my wife will call the effa bee eye on you.

t. Kike
Not really they do come here on vacations

He has to be in bed now. He's had a big day of fishing for sympathy from ugly boomer women on jewbird.

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I've been told that they make messes on airplanes that would make niggers blush.

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>YOU'RE NOT LETTING ME ANSWER THE QUESTION! LET ME ANSWER THE QUESTION! WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?

Kurt Eichenwald seems like the kid in middle school who got shoved into lockers and bullied. Except that all the "bullies" were nice regular kids and it was Kurt was a fucking weirdo who was unintentionally anti-social and had delusions of grandeur about his own intelligence and worth. It's weird.

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>There has to be a logical reason why I would shut them down instead of just going along if I was in on it right?
Yep, that's definitely Kurt.

Retards like you should an hero immediately, gib kurt email faggot

Remember, this guy sent a critic to jail based on obvious lying. Not only should Kurt be punished but whatever judge signed off on that should not be a judge any more.

youtube.com/watch?v=FDezfo2w1gY

Internet Historian's video is also pretty good

I think Kurt might be the worst person in America: a shape-shifting, coin clipping kike who produces CP and lies about a medical condition to send people to jail.
If I had a twatter I would invite him hear to explain himself.

Link to story?

R A R E

Have you seriously not heard about this?

dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/17/fbi-arrests-man-accused-trolling-dallas-journalist-kurt-eichenwald-tweet-triggered-seizure

The pope is shitposting again I see.

That post gave my husband a seizure! I'm suing India.

Ok question. I don't know the exact timeline but if Kurt had admin privileges of a website. Did he get his jollies off on said website?

PEDOCRATS

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

He's letting it rip with all the impeach da pope business

The other day I was arguing with someone who was supporting his tweet that Roseanne should be purged from our culture because she made a joke where she was dressed up as Hitler once. He replied that I was winning the debate. So, not sure if I convinced him or if he's just dumb.

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Why so angry kurt?

It's just Kurt pretending to be a 4channer while looking for tentacle porn.

nytimes.com/2017/03/17/technology/social-media-attack-that-set-off-a-seizure-leads-to-an-arrest.html

newsweek.com/kurt-eichenwald-john-rivello-seizure-lawsuit-589165

pacermonitor.com/public/case/21240509/EICHENWALD_v_Rivello

I was wrong, looks like he's not convicted yet. But it's their court system and not ours, and being taken to court on specious grounds is punishment enough to frequently be used as an effective threat. Looks like Eichenwald (who has money and ego enough to indulge this) is happy to bleed Rivello in unending legal gibberish. The last paperwork shuffling was yesterday (beating a deadline?). This shoud never have gone to trial because Eichenwald is clearly lying.

Internet Historian has one of the best voices on youtube, no homo.

He is such a baby.

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HOLY SHIT NICE FLAG DUDE

Apparently he uses a bot to block people on Twitter. Motherfucker's gone full Steve Shives.

pope francis ia a Jow Forumsacks

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Holy shit coming from the Vatican kek

He is the kid with the dad at Nintendo. What a faggot. I would love to know what screencaps is whining about in the pic a few posts up.

lol

He's denied heaven, but that's only because of the CP and tentacle porn.

Is the vatican going after kurt because his people killed christ?

Let's see, CIA makes this little problem disappear, now they've got another mouthpiece to sell war.

No, because he's a degenerate that browses

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Is there anything he can’t do?

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This.

>Is there anything he can’t do?
anything that flashes I assume

have a (you)
nice flag dude!

test

Kurt deserves a noticable flag. Let's keep this shit rolling all night long.

>Test
Seeing these posts often now. Bots checking if they can get through the captcha?

If you made 60% on your investments you're a terrible investor. What more do you need to know about Jews, Jow Forums?

>muh risk recklessness
Maybe he's not a faggot buying into your kosher diversification Jewry that even Buffet says is bullshit.

mobile.twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/780478635786383360

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Markowitz
>Markowitz is a professor of finance at the Rady School of Management at the University of California, San Diego (UCSD). He is best known for his pioneering work in modern portfolio theory, studying the effects of asset risk, return, correlation and diversification on probable investment portfolio returns.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diversification_(finance)#History
>Diversification is also mentioned in the Talmud. The formula given there is to split one's assets into thirds: one third in business (buying and selling things), one third kept liquid (e.g. gold coins), and one third in land (real estate)
>Diversification is mentioned in Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice):[17]
>The modern understanding of diversification dates back to the work of Harry Markowitz in the 1950s.[18]

Diversification is Jewry.

look at the flag
this "american: is now here

Watching The Informant, which is a genuinely interesting and well-made film based on Eichenwald's journalism, you eventually realize why the CIA would want Kurt as an asset.
The Informant is about a pathological liar who embellishes his accomplishments at an agribusiness giant secretly rolling out GMO into the food supply -- wait what? They're doing what? This is discussed for about nine seconds in the film. The rest of the movie is "let's laugh at this wacky crazy guy and his crazy stories, oh boy he sure is a lunatic."

This flag just wants to laugh about Kurt. Is that possible?

This is surely one point on which the Jews are right, though. Don't keep all your eggs in one basket.

>Climatologists used math to calculate

Therefore they cannot be wrong, because what's important is using math, which is perfect, regardless of which models and inputs you use.

What a brainlet.

He's a pervert that lives in Dallas

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hahahahahaha this is the best timeline

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it's people checking if they got banned or not for shitposting

saw this channel on trending the other day, I don't think youtube realizes he's /ourguy/

Is that Ryan Dawson on the left?

No I kept getting a connection error on Jow Forums so I decided to bump this thread to test if it was a sitewide issue

No shit, I fuly expect to get banned for my shenanigans tonight.

RARE
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LOL this is from today???? KURK!!!!!

He is charging someone because they sent him a gif and apparently it made him epileptic.

mods are generally more lenient at night because they usually because they overdose on hotpockets. And you're thread is extremely safe anyway. I guess you're a newfag from how you treat it.

Yeah and Nigeria, Argentina and Turkey were the top performers in 2017. Talk about being risk-averse, Jude. Turkey elected a dictator in 2017 so there's government certainty coming out of its ass, isn't there? Fucking kike I swear.

Yea it is. Although, hes got decent taste in smut. Bchiku aint bad. Still a pathetic kike though.

I wonder if he ever used flash cards?

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I wasn't talking about this thread, and I've had the three day ban more than once for things I didn't think would get me banned.

Here's a more indepth run down on the Kurt assault gif saga: youtu.be/FDezfo2w1gY

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NEWT IS THAT YOU?

He's comparing index's which is such basic bitch shit he should be ashamed.

lel

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Jow Forums mods have been getting more vindictive and all the serious newfags love to report anything that doesn't confirm to them. Just keep doing what you do vatican bro

I just stopped posting anything with nipples. Nipples get you banned.

The FBI is going to charge Jim as an accessory to Assault Gif'ing

So you're just a CIA nigger with a VPN then?

Nah, I was king of meme war, but now I'm reduced to this. Just a Jow Forumsack with special skillz.

Pretty retarded considering this is a yotsuba board

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it's jake gyllenhaal. looks like him though

Agreed, but nipples get you banned here regardless.

He (((epileptic))) before any of the gifs were sent, but I don't believe this lying jew rat.

was*

The mods on Jow Forums are the worst on the entire site. I don't care what is allowed or not.

>mobile.twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/780478635786383360

please just stop with the assault humour, my sides,

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You guys are going to drive this man to kill himself...

Eh, just don't post nipples and you're cool.

Does anyone here have any tentacle porn?

everyone needs a goal in life